|Lauren's guns but no dicks because |
her husband is taking the picture
Lauren Boebert wears far too tight dresses to overly exaggerate her "femininity" as a signal to the Patriarchy. She knows her role is titillation and the proper demonstration of the sexuality rightwing men can expect as Republicans work to remove women from the workforce and return them to their roles as domestic partners in waiting for child production.
As such, Boebert occupies the special niche in the White Male Hierarchy, below white men but above everyone else. After Lauren's career as an escort (now no shade on sex workers because that's honorable work) she married a sexual deviant named Jayson Boebert, well known for showing his dick to young teen girls in bowling alleys.
Lauren did her role having multiple children and then embraced rightwing values of shitty food and guns. Literally, shitty food.
She then got groomed to enter the US House to help advance the rightwing agenda of hatred and intolerance from a white female face, which the Republican Party often uses for this specific role. Lauren's two years in the US House are all about keeping her name in the news and her presence in everyone's minds. She says ridiculous shit because it gets her airtime even when her utterly ridiculous bullshit is debunked. But, much like Major Traitor Greene it's her raison d'être for being in Congress.
Of course, with her expanded role, Lauren's drunk deviant weenie waving husband isn't getting the respect he deserves. So, here comes the drunken acting out. An August 4th incident Jayson Boebert drunkenly drove around the neighborhood and assaulted neighbors who called 911. Some excerpts from the multiple 911 calls,
All of this apparently started when one of the Boebert brats decided to drive recklessly through the neighborhood and drunken Jayson took offense to the people daring to say something about it. Now there is also the suspicion the Sheriff's Deputies did not do proper enforcement due to Lauren's position and there are calls for an investigation into the actions taken by responding Deputies.
"It's Lauren Boebert's jackass husband, Jayson... he's running over my mailbox right now."
"He just got chest to chest, face to face, looking to fight and we're talking about everybody in the neighborhood,"
"I'm sure he's loaded to the hilt. Do you know who his wife is? Lauren Boebert. She's loaded. They all have guns,"
|Governor Sisolak was "lucky it was |
just words, pitchforks will be next."
Nevada Terrorist Michele Fiore
But, Lauren will always be defended, like so many bottle blonde women on Faux News and elsewhere, by the rightwing establishment because of what niche in the Patriarchy that they fill, i.e. to groom and raise the next generation of entitled white man-childern to engage in terrorism and subversion of the United States Government.