Yes, Collusion with Russia; Trump, the Republican Party, and American conservatives are allies and paid by Putin’s Russia

"Fool me once, shame, shame on you.  Fool me twice... won't get fooled again!" - George still the W(orst President Ever) Bush.

Sold Out in Russia

For years, it was obvious, the Republican Party was a wholly owned subsidiary of the FSB/GRU and by
extension Vladimir Putin.  Now, we have concrete legal evidence and a wide-ranging indictment which names numerous Republican influencers receiving money from Russia.

By whatever mechanism they got there the Republican Party is in willingly cahoots with Vladimir Putin to undermine Law&Order and destroy the United States of America.  Throughout history, dissident groups have always sought to undermine their own peoples, Nations, or rulers using foreign influence to put themselves back into power so this is nothing new.

When Russian Ron Johnson and other Republican Senators paid homage to Vlad Putin by visiting Russia on Independence Day 2018, were a clear cut example of paying fealty to your Lord and Ruler. 

Trump is, of course, a special case as he invited the nascent Russian Mob and their illicit funds into all of his New York City operations in the 1990's to bolster his failing fortunes.  By, the time Trump stole into 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, he openly invited Russian agents into the Oval Office, where they yucked up their collusion and strike at the heart of American freedom, democracy, and liberty.

Now, comes a Department of Justice charging document highlighting how numerous rightwing influencers and journalists are paid "indirectly" by Russian agents.

CatTurd believes in Benny; DOJ doesn't

And look who got paid;  you'll be unsurprised by those named, Benny Johnson, Tim Pool, David Rubin, and Lauren Southern rightwing liars who push rightwing lies and call for the arrest and deaths of Democratic officials holders and whatever groups or individuals Republicans are currently demonizing.

“Should these allegations prove true, I as well as the other personalities and commentators were deceived,” bald weirdo Tim Pool wrote.  Pool you will recall called for the summary arrest of Democrats for unspecified crimes to which Laura Loomer called for Execution and when #KamalaHQ pointed out this, he threatened to sue for having his words quoted.

“I knew absolutely nothing about any of this fraudulent activity. Period,” wrote Dave Rubin, a gay Republican who apparently enjoys being attacked for being gay by his rightwing fans.

And if you believe these rightwing liars didn't know they were lying and catapulting Russian propaganda, while being paid hundreds of thousands of dollars a month, well you're most likely one of these Twitter (X) Bots created to amplify the propaganda or a MAGA choade unreachable by facts, logic, reason, evidence, or reality.

There are two groups of Republicans who will respond to this Department of Justice indictment;  one group are soft and they've been bamboozled by Trump and the Republicans for a long, long time but, having swallowed Trump's lies and Republican falsehoods for so long its' far easier for them to allow themselves to be fooled again rather than confront the truth; that they support a party which is wedded to destroying the Nation, enslaving the vast majority of the American people into perpetual corporate bondage, while murdering those who resist.  So they will swallow their cognitive dissonance and vote for Trump 3rd time.

Or...  like most of Trump's rabid psychotic Neo-Nazi supporters they will attack this as "weaponization" of the Department of Justice and dig in further because they want POWER; the power to beat women, the power to spit on migrants and homeless people, the power to imprison minorities, the power to tell liberals, democrats, and everyone who is not them what to do.  And finally the power to kill those whom they hate.  

And make no mistake, Republicans hate YOU, Republicans hate America, and Republicans want to destroy America and replace it with their Fascist Fundamentalist Dream State.

Here's Mike Davis, slated to be Trump's Attorney General in 2025, talking to paid Russian stooge Benny Johnson,

 I will rain hell on Washington, D.C. We've talked about this, Ben. I have five lists, ready to go and they're growing. List number one, we're gonna fire. We're gonna fire a lot of people in the executive branch, in the deep state. Number two, we're gonna indict. We're gonna indict Joe Biden and Hunter Biden and James Biden and every other scumball, sleazeball, Biden, except for the five year old granddaughter who they refused to acknowledge for five years until the political pressure got to Joe Biden.

Number three, we're gonna deport. We're gonna deport a lot of people, 10 million people and growing - anchor babies, their parents, their grandparents. We're gonna put kids in cages. It's gonna be glorious. We're gonna detain a lot of people in the D.C. gulag and Gitmo. And list number five, I'm gonna recommend a lot of pardons. Every January 6th defendant is gonna get a pardon, especially my hero horn man. He is definitely at the top of the pardon list. 

Look, maybe... maybe, actual proof that Republican liars are actively being paid by Putin causes Trump to lose some votes, but don't count on it.  Trump is the White Rightwing Male fantasy.  They draw him up like muscly Rambo not because they see him that way but, that they see themselves that way.  Trump represents the last, best hope to do what Republicans have sought for 50 years;  the complete and total destruction of the United States of America. 

Creepy Weirdo J.D. Vance absolutely loathes and hates Women which is why he fucks Couches

 

All this week On Fox, Couch fvcker JD Vance
guest stars on The Simpsons

  It certainly appears that the Republican Party did no research on J.D. Vance prior to him being selected Vice Presidential nominee.  If they had, the Republicans might have uncovered these scurrilous rumors and disturbing facts.  Of course, I am glad they did not because Vance is emitting huge Loser Stink vibes and is probably going to be dumped from the ticket.

Trump, with his ego and low cunning, wanted Doug Burgum because he couldn't possibly upstage the Malignant Mango Mussolini and of course the Media would fawn over his good hair and laud Traitor Trump for his new found sagacious unity and appeal to regular Americans.   

Vance was apparently the choice of the Trump Failsons, who got big money from, Undead billionaire Peter Thiel.  Vance's entire rise to political prominence seems like it was manufactured with the help of Thiel and Amy Chua.

Coked up Don Jr and the Other One lost their minds and screamed, 

'Why would you do something so stupid? He offers us nothing,’” a longtime Republican operative familiar with the discussion told NBC News. “They were basically all like ‘JD, JD, JD,’” the operative said.

That's a deep investigation which has been discussed by others and I'll let you read their work.  But, by now you've heard about J.D. Vance fucking a couch when he was younger and I think I can provide you context on how, where, when, and why J.D. Vance decided to fuck a couch.

J.D. Vance was in the United States Marine Corps from 2003-2007.  My time in the USMC overlaps that era.  The Marine Corps is predominantly male by a 19:1 ratio.  I deployed a lot during my time in the Corps, I missed three straight Christmas' and spent almost 600 days overseas so I have a cultural blind spot from the early years of the 2000's.  Back when I was stateside I didn't spring for Cable in my Baracks room.

In 2004, the Chapelle Show ran one of Dave's immortal sketches involving Rick James and "FUCK YO COUCH".  I asked some of the other Marines who were talking about it, the discussion came about filling a receptacle with vasoline, wedging it between a pair of couch cushions and thrusting.  Taken aback I asked them why they wouldn't just jerk off.  You might also be asking why said boys didn't invest in a sex toy of some sort.  Now, every Thursday is "Field day" when every Marine must clean their room (and their shared bathroom).  Besides the need to spray pledge on your shower so it squeaks, and tucking your sheets so a quarter bounces, a long standing barracks rumor which probably goes back decades was a Marine received a NJP for having a sex toy in his wall locker.  So, a disposable sandwich bag filled with lube made for a hidden substitute. 

It would seem creepy weirdo J.D. Vance is a photo-incel and like other Intel creeps fucking hates women and would rather stick his dick into a "loveseat".

So, that's how J.D. Vance came to fuck a couch.  Now, I'm not going to make fun of his name, J.D. Vance can go by whatever name he wants to be called;  funny how "Vance" and other Republicans will not extend that courtesy to others.

However, far worse than the couch-humping antics Vance engaged in during his stint in the USMC is the statements Vance has made about women.  I don't know if Vance started hating women because of his mother or his bee-maw, or if it started with his lack of access to women while in the Marines (hence the couch fucking) but, Vance absolutely loathes women.

I knew once the Supremacist Court decided to overturn Roe v. Wade, Republicans wouldn't rest until they had a Nationwide ban of all abortions in place.  I wrote two years ago, how Reactionary groups, like the Thomas More Dead Women Society, planned to use state laws about taking a minor across statelines as away to restrict the Constitutional right of Americans for the Freedom of Movement. 

"Vance", as he likes to style himself, certainly is in favor of restricting women's ability travel and openly said so during the Supremacist Court's unconstitutional adoption of Dobbs.

Vance stated he was  "pretty sympathetic" towards having the Federal Government prevent women from traveling because Republicans would claim George Soros is sending 747's full of black women from Columbus, Ohio to California to get abortions.  Absolutely, gross and creepy racism and misogyny and the standard Republican invocation of George Soros and lies.

But, creepy incel Vance hasn't restricted his hatred of women towards stopping them from receiving medical care.  Vance also hates any women who chooses not to be a brood mare calling them childless cat ladies who are miserable and don't care for America.

Look, Republicans hate you.  Republicans hate women.  Republicans hate America.  And as these creepy weirdo Republicans are more and more closed off into their own media bubbles and cut off from regular normal Americans they are engaged in "incestuous self amplification".  But, don't expect the Corporate Media to help We, the People get away from these hateful creeps.  We have to fight, but when We do, We win!

Wisconsin Drunk Van Orden hit with Ethics Complaint still running for Congress

"WE DON’T NEED ANY MORE POLITICIANS IN WASHINGTON, WE NEED STATESMEN. I AM NOT A POLITICIAN.” - LOUD DRUNK VAN ORDEN

I AM A MEAN LOUD DRUNK: Van Orden

One of the most insulting tactics Republicans get away with when running for office, is the claim they aren't politicians.  Trump used this tactic in 2016 against HRC, and continues to get traction from it today as he seeks to steal back into Office.  But, as Loud Drunken Van Orden demonstrates even alcoholic Republicans are afforded the cover of "not a politician" by the servile Corporate Media.

Drunk Van Orden, is a disgrace to the United States Naval Service, a violent alcoholic, and embarrassment to the United States Congress is running for his seat in Wisconsin's 3rd District again.  So much for Van Orden's claim he's "not running for Congress to run for Congress."

Between, the likes of Lauren Dick Grabbing Boebert, Gym Jordan, Chip Insurrection Roy, Republicans have an embarrassment of riches of embarrassments in Congress and one such member is Drunk Van Orden.

Fortunately, after announcing his campaign to Not be a Politician in Congress again, Van Orden was hit with an Ethics Complaint stemming from his boorish violent drunken behavior towards children in DC last year.

The complaint was filed by Matthew Lehner, the president of the University of Wisconsin–Eau Claire Democrats and a candidate for Eau Claire County Board. It specifically accuses Van Orden of violating House Rule XXIII, which dictates the code of conduct for congresspeople. 

“There is no doubt that the allegations about Van Orden’s behavior toward young Senate pages reflect discreditably on the House,” the complaint says. “The public expects Members to conduct themselves with civility and decency — especially when they are acting in their official capacity and inside the halls of Congress.”

It's great that many people still believe, ethics, rules, norms, traditions and even laws bind Republicans behavior;  unfortunately, the truth is the Republican Party is a lawless Fascist Entity which attempted to Overthrow the United States Government repeatedly, when Trump lost the 2020 election and have spent the last 3 years since their Jan6th Insurrection, undermining and hamstringing the Federal Government at every opportunity.

In the same way Republicans decided to steal the Supreme Court, the Republican Party has no intention of allowing themselves to lose another Presidential Election.  Meanwhile, Republicans in Wisconsin are furious that their undemocratic congressional districts are going to be undone thus allowing the majority of voters to choose instead of Robin Los and his cadre of NeoConfederate Fascists disenfranchising the majority of voters who vote against him and the Republican Party.

“If you took Madison and Milwaukee out of the state election formula, we would have a clear majority,” - Robin Vos 

The Trump-Epstein-Clinton Triumvirate

IF YOU COME AFTER ME,
I'M COMING AFTER YOU!

Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein were bosom buddies for decades.  As the truth about the terrible crimes Epstein committed came to light, MAGA cultists concocted a whole fantasy of Trump actually trying to bring Epstein to justice as opposed to the truth;  that Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein probably raped the same little girls.

But Bill Clinton, every Republican and Rightwinger shouts in unison, in a coordinated effort to distract from how despicably evil and now senile Donald J. Trump is and always has been...

What was born of this cognitive dissonance was the entire QANON movement andiron-stop various other attempts to claim Republicans fight for children instead of the stark awful truth which is Republicans fuck children, literally and figuratively.

New Nebraska Governor Jim Pillen, followed Iowa Governor Kim Reynolds in turning down federal food assistance for over 150,000 poor children.  Nebraska got rid of Pete Ricketts but, Pillen wants to make sure Nebraska children still get rickets... because fuck them kids...  It's sadly ironic Nebraska was settled by radical Czech immigrants fleeing reactionary oppression by the Austro-Hungarian Empire only to have their descendants turn into very same anti-democratic villains their forefathers once fled.

Last year, The Sound of Freedom movie was a conservative phenomenon!  A Summer Blockbuster like no other!  Or more correctly, exactly like every other conservative book or musical phenomenon in which rightwing organizations buy hundreds of thousands of copies to inflate the "box office" and promote the total fiction that conservative beliefs are the majority.  But, like all things rightwingers profess to believe in it is utter bullshit and a total fabrication.

First off, Tim Ballard is something of a modern day Ashida Kim or Frank Dux;

While promoting the film in an interview with Jordan Peterson in July 2023, Ballard claimed to have recently raided a West African "baby factory" where children are sold for organ harvesting and "Satanic ritual abuse", echoing another QAnon myth. In July 2020, in a video post, he lent credence to a QAnon conspiracy theory that falsely accused furniture company Wayfair of laundering money gained from child sex trafficking.

It makes sense that conservatives would flock to a film which makes them feel like the child saviors and not the child abusers they in fact actually are.  And Conservatives love to feel virtuous because that feeling allows them to support Republicans who specifically adopt all manner of policies and laws to harm women and children.

So, the Epstein "documents" are going to be used by duplicitous conservative propagandists because they know their rightwing drones won't bother to read anything.  Already we've seen QB fraud A-A-Ron Rodgers claim Jimmy Kimmel would be on the list to which Kimmel responded with the threat of lawsuit, I sure hope he does and takes all the wines Rodgers posed in front of for his appearance on the Pat McAfee Show.  And predictably, Elon Musk's X Platform is overflowing with rightwing garbage of claims about liberals and Democrats on the list.

Trump's perverted relationship with his daughter, his finding of culpability in assaulting E. Jean Carroll and his continued defamation of her, and his criminal activities on Epstein's Island are well-known and well-documented. 

He bragged on multiple occasions of his sexual antics with little girls.  This has done nothing to diminish his appeal to the MAGATs and has heightened their love and fawning admiration of his strength.  Trump does and gets away (for the most part) with venal sins and criminal conspiracies that they wish they could.

They believe what they have to believe to justify what they would like to do.

Why are Republicans so frightened of Immigration?

FEAR! The Caravan! HATE! Joe Biden!

“We are being conquered,” Stephen Miller said to Fox News’s Jesse Watters. “This is a complete resettlement of America in real time. It took hundreds of years, going back long even before our founding, going back all the way to the earliest days of the colonies in America to slowly build everything that we have.  And now we have millions of people coming in from different cultures and different ways of living and different belief systems. They’re going to take those belief systems with them to America.  So, a generation from now, I am telling you Jesse, people will not know the country that they are living in. These consequences are permanent. Unless there’s massive large-scale deportations by the millions, it will be irrevocable.”

I don't think anyone in modern America has ever so openly declared he wants round-up millions of people.  If you think Republicans are planning a large scale concentration camp system, then you're blissfully unaware of the current ICE detention system and the private prison industrial complex which has been raking in hundreds of millions of dollars a year by incarcerating Americans and people.

The Fear & Anger stimulus that has been drilled into rightwing brain stems by 50 years of ceaseless Republican propaganda is in full swing with the ridiculous Biden Border Crisis.

The biggest question is why are conservatives so scared/angry at immigrants and immigration in general?

Now of course some conservatives are against immigrants because the current wave to the country is comprised of mainly Central and South American people.  But, hating the so-called non-white immigrants is a trend which dates back to the early days of the United States.

Therefore, crime is often cited.  But, while Republicans are absolutely catering to their base of bigots and racists, unless modern Republicans truly believe every one of the 30 million Americans who claims Irish descent is, in fact, a "Fidlam Ben" or everyone of Italian descent worked as an extra on The Sopranos, then the right wing claim that future generations of current Hispanic migrants are going to be dangerous MS13 Rapists who vote Democrat is a ludicrous farce.

The standard response usually is the Democrap Party is inviting migrants here and offering them special free stuff in order to garner future votes.  Besides which the white people proclaim in a huff, my ancestors did it the right way!  And of course we've heard the Great Replacement Theory, which as far as I can tell is the fear by white rightwingers living today that some future generation of "white people" will be treated the way Republicans mistreat out groups today.  In fact, that is precisely the "argument" Stephen Miller laid out on December 20th.

The over-arching answer has to be a combination of blatant racism and Republicans have convinced white people that immigrants are taking away things which should be going to them as citizens.  And would be but, the immigrants got it!  Too Bad!!!  It's a key paradigm of the (Vulture/Late Stage/Crony/Insert modifier here) Capitalist economy of the United States.  There is only one static economic pie and it can only be sub-divided into so many sections.  Thus, any one else slice of the pie can only get bigger when another get's smaller. 

Now, we all know that what Republicans say and what Republicans do are two parallel train tracks which despite non-Euclidean geometry never shall intersect.  Do conservatives actually believe that Republicans would institute a Better than Barack's Obamacare replacement for them if we deport millions of immigrants?  Do conservatives actually believe the "illegals" are getting better treatment and care than them today?  Do conservatives actually believe Republicans would address and help homeless Veterans but for "illegals"?  Do conservatives really believe Republicans would address the opioid epidemic obliterating whites across the Nation but for "illegals"?  Do conservatives actually believe Republicans would safe-guard manufacturing jobs here but for "illegals"?  Do conservatives really believe Republicans will re-create the "White Man's World" of Post WW2 economic hegemony but for the "illegals"?  Do conservatives really believe any of the bullshit Republicans sell them?

Unfortunately, besides the bad faith Republican Party doing everything they can to make American life worse in every way, a large part of this is the timidity of the Democratic Party to tell Republicans to Get Bent with their racist policies while the Corporate Media is paid very well to pretend that Republicans and Democrats generally agree on the framework of the United States and sincerely want to make the Country a place of opportunity, hope, and the American Dream instead of facing the frightening realization that Republicans hate America, seek to oppress, imprison, eliminate many people with the overarching and oft stated goal of replacing the USA with a Theocratic Dictatorship.

Republicans Hate America 6: Gym Jordan doesn't have a Jacket or the Votes to be Speaker of the House

Jordan Knew all about
the Sexual Absue

We take break from the on-going atrocity in Gaza to bring you the continuing saga of the Republicans can't Govern, mainly because they hate America but, also because Republicans believe Governmental dysfunction, gridlock, and failure serves their overall goal of destroying the United States and turning the country into a NeoConfederate Nation of oppression and inequality.

John Kaisch the Former Republican Governor and Congressman was brought onto the "liberal" MSNBC yesterday to give his views on the 1st vote for Speaker today, in which Gym Jordan received 200 votes. And just like clockwork, Jaisch blamed the Demmycrats!

Since Kaisch was in Congress, it sure would be nice if someone could ask him to name one (ONE!) Republican who voted for Nancy Pelosi for Speaker.  He can't because it has never happened.  And a minority party has never supported fully,  partially, or even singularly for the Speaker of the Party in control of the House.  Ever.  In the history of the United States Congress.

Yet, the savvy take and Corporate Media talking points continues to be blame the House Dysfunction on the Demmycrats! 

"And we can't seem to come to an agreement on a leader. It's a real problem. I mean at the end of the week here with all of this chaos among Republicans but much graver circumstances around the world, I actually have my eye on Democrats. How long are Democrats going to stand by in the world of identity politics and zero-sum politics, and not be part of any solution?" - CNN David Gregory

"We"... and Gregory has his "eye on Democrats".  How long will the Democrats cause this!  It's always time for BothSides and even so I Blame the Demmycrats!  David Gregory was of course a big lover of George W. Bush's Global War on Terror fiascoes and couldn't help but dance and rap with Karl Rove during the height of the Iraq War.  Gregory also asks if the regular folk, the common clay of the west, are "wondering whether Washington has the ability to do their job".  It's always "Washington" writ large when Republicans are miserable failures, it's always Look at those Clowns in Congress!  Those Clowns sure are Clowns!  

The Corporate Media will justify, rationalize, whatbaout, both sides, and do everything in their power to defend and support the Republican Party.  It's their raison d'être  To make the Republican Party perfidy palatable and to obscure the truth of the Republican agenda of oppression, hatred, bigotry, intolerance, and adulation of the rich.

What's absolutely hilarious are the same Republicans who laughed and joked, enjoyed Paul Pelosi injuries and made snide remarks about how GAAAAY Paul Pelosi is and his GAAAAY tryst became violent ha-ha-ha-ha GAAAY!  Are now, facing death threats from conservatives for not supporting Gym Jordan 

Rep. Mariannette Miller-Meeks of Iowa said in a statement that she has “received credible death threats and a barrage of threatening calls” after flipping her speaker vote from Jordan on Tuesday to House Appropriations Chairwoman Kay Granger on Wednesday. New York Rep. Nick LaLota, meanwhile, shared in a social media post a message he received that told him to “go f**k yourself and die.” 

Rep. Steve Womack of Arkansas said his office has been flooded with calls and there’s been “lots of profanity,” but “no real substantive threats,” while Nebraska Rep. Don Bacon’s wife received menacing text messages.

Ha-ha-ha! Fuck you!  FUCK ALL YOU FUCKING REPUBLICANS!  Right now the twerp Speaker Pro Tempore Pat McWeenie has scheduled a 3rd vote for Jordan but, it seems the Republicans are coalescing around the idea of giving the Speaker Pro Tempore a raft of expanded powers.  This seems to be an extra-constitutional powers because Republicans are at the same time an unserious group whose evil actions have serious consequences for Americans.

The key understanding which can never be uttered is: Republicans hate America.  They have no interest in Government doing anything.  Republicans hold office to engage in lurid shit- flinging and ratfvcking.

 

Meanwhile, Hakeem Jeffries continues to get every vote by the Democratic members of the House.

On this Cinco de Mayo weekend, let's acknowledge your Lawn & your Takeout are responsible for the Migrant "Crisis"

“So we went to the company and we said, look, you can’t have any illegals working on our property,” said Romney. “I’m running for office, for Pete’s sake, I can’t have illegals. It turns out that once, they hired someone who had falsified their documents, had documents, and therefore we fired them.”  If you believe these absurd lies from Vulture Capitalist Mitt R-Money... well Bain Capital will gladly manage steal your pension too.

Whenever, I'm home this time of year, it doesn't matter the day of the week or the time of day, and go out into my yard to weed or pick up branches or rake up yard detritus my fanatical neighbor cranks up his two lawn mowers (ones a riding) and mows his lawn to prove to me that his Surburbanite bonafides are superior to mine.  Often I give up and go inside because I do "yard work" as a mental reset, a time to turn of my brain, and enjoy physical labor in an almost meditative state. 

But, when I'm at work driving around Millon Dollar Suburban homes this time of year, I see trailer after trailer of lawn mowing equipment being towed by half-ton and three-quarter ton diesels, belching out fumes.  And the various pieces of equipment are, of course, also gas-powered so besides noise they also belch forth petroleum fumes.

All to maintain a lawn as though your yard and home are a Ducal Estate.  Lawns were always a "status symbol" of the elite, as having a large, non-food based "crop" across your land indicated you were not a farmer and could afford the luxury of having large tracts of monoculture vegetation.

Of course, the cutting and mowing also requires ridiculous watering (often done automatically even during rain storms) and gobs of pesticide/herbicide applications.  And let's not forget the attached "Carriage House" for your Auto-Mobiles.

Now, who does all this "lawn care"?  Why the very people oft demonized by the owners of these million dollar homes and yards;  Hispanic Immigrants.

Additionally, your favorite restaurant whether it be McDonald's or The Chicago Double Eagle Steak House employs large number of immigrants, and while they might not be the Sommelier, they might be cooking, they definitely will be busing table sand washing the dishes but, regardless of their role migrants will be there.  So, your lifestyle of lounging in the yard and eating your favorite takeout is thanks in large part to Hispanic Immigrants.

What we know the Republicans are never serious about "solving" the border crisis because they don't target those responsible.  The Corporations and businesses which rely upon and entice people to come here.  As John Fugelsang points out there is a Huge HELP WANTED sign at the border.  Republicans will never chastise companies which employ migrants because using migrant labor lubricates the US economy in numerous ways.

But, migrants help Republicans undercut US Labor and remain a useful cudgel to bash Democrats and liberals about the head with the term "Illegals" while whipping up their racist base and keeping rightwingers in a permanent frothing fury.

ETA: 

Axios has a good article about the No Mow and other anti-lawn pushbacks against obsessed Suburbanite Lawn Nazis and the inevitable Reactionary pushback and use of the legal system to punish no mowers.

George Santos and Marge Greene are the Ultimate Republican Fuck You to America because Republicans hate Americans

Besties Forever

"It will be my objective, to phase out Social Security, to pull it up by the roots and get rid of it. People who advise me politically always tell me that's dangerous and I tell them, "in that case is not worth my running." That's why I'm doing this, to get rid of that. Medicare and Medicaid are of the same sort and need to be pulled out." - Republican Senator Mike Lee.  How DARE President Biden say the Republicans want to eliminate Social Security!

Republicans hate America.  This is incontrovertible.  The election of Trump; a known conman, a child rapist, a liar who claimed heroism on 9/11, a chickenhawk coward, a thief, and that was all before he took over the Presidency and the crimes he committed in the White House included no less than the worst attempt to overthrow the United States since the last time conservatives tried to overthrow the United States during the Civil War.

Since, Trump's treasonous Regime slunk out of DC, the entire political platform for Republicans is no less than the destruction of the American experiment and the creation of a NeoConfederate Nation built upon an edifice of unequal protection under the law and a reduction of the American people to penury and wage slavery.

Republicans have nothing to offer the American people.  Nothing.  It was on vivid display last night at the State of the Union.  The Republicans entire governing platform is; Fear & Anger and they are dedicated to reducing the standard of living and raising the cost of everything from medical care, gasoline, everything. 

A day after braying, Large Marge claimed
Twitter violated her and the 1st Amendment

To that end George Santos and Major Traitor Greene are the quintessential Republican Congresspersons and a perfect representation of the Modern GOP.  Certainly, 'George Santos' is not the first liar of extraordinary shamelessness; Gym Jordan, Matt Gaetz, Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley, and the aforementioned Mike Lee, as well as Republicans dating back over 30 years are the exact opposite of what they claim to be, and the antithesis of the ethics, morals, values they purportedly claim to espouse.  Santos is merely the most shameless.

'George Santos' entire backstory and persona was crafted by Republican Strategists to inoculate him from any criticism from The Left.  He was going to be the Republican who could attack Gays, attack immigrants, and look even after every revelation, "Santos" still feels utterly confident in besmirching Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Mitt Romney.

"No, you did that to me. And that was wrong, and it was against the law. It's not only me that you violated, you violated my First Amendment rights; you violated countless conservative Americans." - This, of course, is untrue on several levels.  Gym Jordan understands this... And the ridiculous GOP House Oversight Committee where Greene uttered this tripe, former Twitter employees revealed that in 2019 Trump as President demanded Twitter remove Chrissy Teigen's tweet.  It's been shown time and time again Twitter allows rightwingers and Republicans to consistently violate its' former Terms of Service (ToS) because the employees know Republicans are whiners and crybabies who accuse others of the exact crimes they commit.  Remember every Republican Accusation is a Confession. 

So, that's where we are... Republicans have nothing to offer but lies, constant "cultural war" anger, and repeated free mongering.  And they deliver all of this as boorish louts, jeering trolls, and classless hecklers.

I'll say it again.  Get Ready... Republicans are building up a to boiling point, to an inflection point when violence will not only be the "right answer" but, the only answer.  Republicans and Rightwingers are yearning to murder millions of Americans.

The Republicans are coming for Social Security... Again

"As you know, the Social Security System is teetering on the edge of bankruptcy," Ronnie Raygun letter to Congress May 21st 1981.

Glad to be here!

A key plank of the Republican Party platform is destroying Social Security.  Since at least the 1970's Republicans have declared Social Security is on the verge of bankruptcy.  Now, 50 years later the perfidious Republicans have gained control of the US House their first priority is to eliminate social security.

"My friend Jody Arrington wants to look into the budget and also look into entitlements. Do you know social security is going to be insolvent in 2035?" well-known thief and bribe accepting Republican Byron Donalds told Joy Reid as Republicans yet again lie and declare the Social Security Trust Fund on the verge of Bankruptcy.

Republicans always make time to craft a plan to end Social Security because Republican hate that SSI and the Social Safety Net even exists.  Republicans chafe and become incensed at the idea of Americans living long lives after retirement.  What Republicans want is for Americans to go to work as young as possible and work their entire lives before dying quickly immediately upon retiring.  Republicans dream and want you to have the dignity of working yourself to death.  This is the Republican version of the American Dream, and as we've seen for the past 40 years Republican Dreams are Nightmares for everyone else.

Back in 2004-2005, Bush and the Republicans were certain they could swindle American Seniors out of their Social Security, "I earned capital in this campaign, political capital, and now I intend to spend it,"  Bush declared as he embarked on his plan of stealing Social Security.

In 2010, George W(orst POTUS Ever) Bush famously stated his only mistake while in office (His Only Failure!) was not privatizing SSDI and "In terms of accomplishments, my biggest accomplishment is that I kept the country safe amidst a real danger." (WITH RARE EXCEPTIONS!) 

The Republican Plan for SSDI was to roll it into the Stock Market Balloon, which at the time was expanding and would never burst!  What Republicans knew then was they desperately needed to prop up the Stock Market Bubble with real money to back all the gambles that were about to go full tilt. You see if W(orst President Ever) had managed to put the US backed Two Trillion Dollar Trust Fund into the Stock Market it would have forestalled the Great Republican Recession of 2007 by several years, instead Bush oversaw the destruction of decades of wealth and the worst economic disaster since the Great Republican Depression of 1929.

"Republicans' agenda is what it always was -- turn the Social Security seniors worked hard to earn over to Wall Street," said Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee Press Secretary Ryan Rudominer. "If Republicans has their way, seniors could have lost 40 percent of their retirement investments when the market crashed. America's seniors deserve better."

After the Tea Party waltzed into the White House on the backs of White Hot Anger over Obamacare and President Obama himself, the John Boehner, Paul Ryan, Eric Cantor (and Kevin McCarthy) Teabaggers aided by the Republicans in the Senate engineered the debt limit crisis and government shutdowns to try and goad, cajole, or convince President Obama to sign a Social Security "Entitlements" reform package slashing benefits for Americans.  How close President Obama came to signing such an agreement is debatable and bad faith dirtbag leftists have been claiming Obama wanted to do it for a decade now and using that as justification for voting against Democrats.  In reality, there was no Boehner entitlement "reform" despite years of the Corporate Media trying to force it happen.

Speaker Pelosi's office released a succinct analysis of John Boehner and Paul Ryan's House Leadership, "Instead of helping seniors," explained Speaker Nancy Pelosi's office, "Republicans, backed by their allies on Wall Street, are threatening to privatize and cut Social Security, just as they tried to do under President Bush." 

Now it's 2023 and the Zombie Lies of Raygun refuse to die as we see Bryon Donalds repeat the moldy canard of 'Social Security going bankrupt'.  Meanwhile, every other Republican Congressman can't wait to tell the old people who love Faux News that; 'Why...Yes we are coming for your benefits.  Yes we are coming for your meager medical coverage.  Yes we are coming to put you into the grave.'

"If we really want to talk about the debt and spending, it's the entitlement program that's 70% of our entire budget. So, if we want to talk about big reforms I look forward to hearing that from those folks who are pushing towards a balanced budget," Republican Michael Waltz told Stuart Varney and all the elderly rightwing faux devotees who enjoy cutting their benefits because they know it'll hurt those people more!

Meanwhile, Steve 'David Duke without the Baggage' Scalise gleefully took to the podium to announce to Corporate Media that why yes the Republicans will most definitely Fuck that Chicken of the Debt Ceiling in order to force President Biden into cutting Social Security.  Because "working the refs", i.e. getting the Corporate Media to uncritically repeat rightwing talking points is a successful strategy to advancing the Republican Agenda of Intolerance, Oppression and reducing the American people to Penury and Eternal Wage Slavery.

sQueaker of the House Qevin McCarthy and Qrazy Qult of Qonservatives

"Bakersfield? Bakersfield! BAKERSFIELD!!!"

The Zombie Republican Party secured enough US House seats to be the majority in the 2022 elections.  Of course, Corporate Media and rightwing propaganda was working overtime before the election, predicting a 2010 60 seat blowout by Republicans, mainly, because the media's job is to get Republicans elected and make their fascist agenda palatable to the masses. However, when Americans vote, especially the Millennial Zoomer Generation, Republicans lose. Which is why you hear various rightwing assholes screaming about not letting 18-29 year olds vote anymore.

The final total of Republicans in the House is likely to be 219 or 220, including the odious Lauren Boebert. But, since no one likes, Kevin McCarthy it's not yet assured he'll be Speaker. The soulless GQP ghouls will demand the QAnon Platform of MAGA intolerance, oppression, bigotry, elimination of Civil Rights, and the enshrinement of Corporate Hegemony be accomplished immediately and McCarthy won't have any margin in the House.

Of course, the House Republicans are going to conduct all sorts of investigations. Hunter Biden will be blamed for all manner of things and Faux News is going to call for his arrest. But, really we shouldn't care. President Biden having learned appeasing and appealing to Republicans sense of duty is fool-hardy, apparently, has assembled a team to combat these frivolous attacks by Republican psychos. 

Also, remember what Republicans seek to do is to demonize Joe Biden for saying this to Hunter,

"It's Dad. I called to tell you I love you. I love you more than the whole world, pal. You gotta get some help. I don't know what to do. I know you don't either, but I am here no matter what you need, no matter what you need, I love you." Joe Biden to Hunter in a voicemail from 2018.  There is no depths to Republican depravity and inhumanity.

But, besides the vindictive attacks on the Biden's, the House GQP will vote to disband the FBI, declare Afghanistan all Joe's fault, hold Dr Fauci responsible for Covid, and simply not pass any funding bills.  But, most troubling of all is how openly Republicans talk about repealing birth control and reducing women to sex slavery and second class citizen status. 

Because, understand the Republican Party has nothing to offer the American people; their entire platform is the diminution of rights, the reduction of the US standard living, the elimination of education, the retrograde movement of the United States back to an unfree Nation of Slavery and subjugation.

The Fascists Next Door 4: Idaho, Ohio, Arizona, Pennsylvania! Everywhere! All at Once!

Idaho has always been a wild ungovernable tribal region, safely ignored for many years.  Well... now that Republicans have outlawed all Abortions, they also demand that no one talk about it.  Also birth control is now effectively illegal in Idaho.

In Ohio we have the specter of children having children.  This is of course not a problem because Republicans believe women have no rights and no purpose other than for having children.  

On September 24th, Republicans in Arizona made it illegal for 3rd party persons to record Police from up close.  If the video does not exist, you must acquits... (oh also Republicans revived a Civil War Era Anti-Abortion and determined that LGBTQ persons aren't due equal rights or protections under law)...

In Pennsylvania, GQP Governor candidate Doug Mastriano believes women who have abortions should be tried for murder.

Republicans have passed the Fascist Event Horizon and a rapidly approaching the Naked Singularity of Outright Nazism.  The GQP is never coming back.  Whatever Republicans were or claimed to be in the past is dead.  Now, the Zombie Corpse of the GQP stalks the Nation killing each state that they can and turning them into Reactionary Undead Ghouls preying upon the remaining body of the Untied States.

Republicans Hate America.  Their goals ideology, beliefs, and actions are all inimical to the United States.  I can see no way forward to live with these ghastly monsters.  Everything they propose; from white-washing history, imposing jingoistic education, shackling women into perpetual baby making slavery, murdering LGBTQ persons, reducing minorities to second-class citizen status, declaring the United States a christian country speaks to the deep, deep, deep hatred conservatives have for the concept of America and the America Dream.  The GQP wishes to turn this land into a Reactionary Nightmare; a fundamentalist Slave state.

Don't expect the Corporate Media to save Us.  They proved in 2016 that Fascism is fine as long as their chateau briand and bank accounts stay fat.  Don't expect institutions or long-standing norms and rules to save Us.  Don't expect law enforcement or bureaucracy to save Us.  The Fascists of the early 20th century showed how to undermine those institutions, democracy, governments, and 18th century liberal ideology.  

We, the People have to save Ourselves and the Nation, if we can...

Republican Lauren Boebert and her dick waving husband Jayson are grooming their children to be Terrorists just like them

Lauren's guns but no dicks because 
her husband is taking the picture

Trash Can Palin (Lauren Boebert) is beloved by the White Patriarchy and Republican Party because she embodies their goals for women.

Lauren Boebert wears far too tight dresses to overly exaggerate her "femininity" as a signal to the Patriarchy.  She knows her role is titillation and the proper demonstration of the sexuality rightwing men can expect as Republicans work to remove women from the workforce and return them to their roles as domestic partners in waiting for child production.

As such, Boebert occupies the special niche in the White Male Hierarchy, below white men but above everyone else.  After Lauren's career as an escort (now no shade on sex workers because that's honorable work) she married a sexual deviant named Jayson Boebert, well known for showing his dick to young teen girls in bowling alleys.

Lauren did her role having multiple children and then embraced rightwing values of shitty food and guns.  Literally, shitty food.

She then got groomed to enter the US House to help advance the rightwing agenda of hatred and intolerance from a white female face, which the Republican Party often uses for this specific role.  Lauren's two years in the US House are all about keeping her name in the news and her presence in everyone's minds.  She says ridiculous shit because it gets her airtime even when her utterly ridiculous bullshit is debunked.  But, much like Major Traitor Greene it's her raison d'être for being in Congress.

Of course, with her expanded role, Lauren's drunk deviant weenie waving husband isn't getting the respect he deserves.  So, here comes the drunken acting out.  An August 4th incident Jayson Boebert drunkenly drove around the neighborhood and assaulted neighbors who called 911.  Some excerpts from the multiple 911 calls, 

"It's Lauren Boebert's jackass husband, Jayson... he's running over my mailbox right now."

"He just got chest to chest, face to face, looking to fight and we're talking about everybody in the neighborhood,"

"I'm sure he's loaded to the hilt. Do you know who his wife is? Lauren Boebert. She's loaded. They all have guns,"

All of this apparently started when one of the Boebert brats decided to drive recklessly through the neighborhood and drunken Jayson took offense to the people daring to say something about it.  Now there is also the suspicion the Sheriff's Deputies did not do proper enforcement due to Lauren's position and there are calls for an investigation into the actions taken by responding Deputies.

Governor Sisolak was "lucky it was 
just words, pitchforks will be next."
Nevada Terrorist Michele Fiore

Lauren Boebert is an idiotic Reactionary who took active participation in the Terrorist Insurrection on January 6th as she repeatedly tweeted out live updates of Speaker Pelosi's location in the Capitol as Lauren's co-conspirators invaded.  

But, Lauren will always be defended, like so many bottle blonde women on Faux News and elsewhere, by the rightwing establishment because of what niche in the Patriarchy that they fill, i.e. to groom and raise the next generation of entitled white man-childern to engage in terrorism and subversion of the United States Government. 

The Fascists Next Door: Indiana Abuser General Todd Rokita

As with the old Hemingway aphorism about Bankruptcy, future quips about how the United States became a tyrannical fascist theocracy will note, Gradually at first, and then All at Once.

Indiana Abuser General Pinochet T. Rokita

Attorney General Todd Rokita is on a mission to indict Dr. Caitlin Bernard for the unforgivable crime of being a woman, a physician, an unapologetic defender of women's health.  Rokita is engaging in an outrageous Abuse of Power and Authority which started with him outright lying about Doctor Bernard and presenting false testimony on Jesse Watters outrageous bigoted racist Faux TV show.

So because of this Abuser General Rokita will use the full might and resources of the State to destroy her.  He's begun an inquisition and he will not let truth or the the law get in the way of "gathering the evidence as we speak and we're going to fight this to the end."  Abuser General Rokita will not stop until he finds something to charge Doctor Bernard.

Rokita's actions are not accidental it's part of the Republican agenda of intimidation and abuse of authority they always engage in to make people acquiesce, give in, and obey preemptively.  Fascism often succeeds because regular people obey instead of standing up against them.

Never forget conservatives who claim to fear, distrust, and oppose the awesome power of government fucking relish and yearn to use that power to kill and incarcerate the Non-MAGA.  "It's" not coming... "It's" here already.

What Rokita's doing isn't just unconscionable its illegal as well. But laws don't constrain conservatives. The law is what they say it is and conservatives unequally apply it purposefully. The Unequal application of laws is Fascism. Plain and simple.

And now 26 members of the Indiana Senate have voted for a near total ban on abortions.  Get ready for border checkpoints to be erected on I-80 as you cross into Indiana.  Expect truck weigh stations to be transformed into mandatory vaginal inspection stations.  Fascism will come gradually and then all at once...