Bored of War & Peace 14: 3 Slops & a Quote (from Pulp Fiction)

Not even old shit-on-a-shingle
but a DEI tortilla

“Amateurs study strategy, professionals study logistics.” ― Omar Bradley

"It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, you know, a corn tortilla and one other thing." - trump's Agriculture Secretary, Brooke Rollins,

ART OF THE DEAL!!!

The United States is controlled by an emotionally dysregulated child rapist, his favorite chosen drunk talk show host, various lunatics, bigots, and sociopaths, and a cabal of criminal co-conspirators.  As such you should not expect them to know how to deploy military assets or have any concept of operational strategy.  Let along logistics...

One of the biggest scandals during my time in Afghanistan and Iraq was the massive no-bid military supply contracts for logistics and overseas base necessities steered by Dick Cheney to his old firm Kellogg-Brown and Root.  The entire GWoT was a massive transfer of wealth to the Military-Industrial-Complex precisely as Bush, Cheney, and the Republicans intended it to be. 

Now, of course, rapacious war profiteers seeking to bilk the United States and enrich themselves while not meeting the needs of the U.S. military stretch back to Valley Forge and most infamously old "Uncle Sam" (i.e. Samuel Johnson) and his US contracts to supply beef for the War of 1812.

Traitor trump views the military in the same way a colicky baby views toy ships in a bathtub something for him to play around with while he throws a tantrum.

Drunken Pete Hegseth has no interest in running or maintaining a stable, professional United States Military, what he wants is a re-segregated group of War Fighters overcoming everything by sake of their inherent whitness and armor of the lord as he goes around making social media content where he comes off bad ass.

 

It's the Myth of the Southern Fighting Spirit and the Lost Cause historical revisionism.

But, as trump's treasonous Regime are set upon their Glorious Crusade in Iran and making kick-ass social media content whilst Owning the Libs and brow-beating the Nation into believing things which are patently untrue, reality is not conforming.

But, remember when reality doesn't fit their conceptions, Republicans don't change to conform to reality, they change reality to conform to their ideology.

So, of course, in the wake of Traitor trump's blasphemous idolatry and stupid lies about the Pope, Drunken Pete Hegseth mimicked  Samuel L. Jackson's Pulp Fiction (1994) famous Ezekiel 25:17 speech as the basis for his "bad ass" prayer...

These fucking traitors are unoriginal thieves, are ignorant of the gospels, are simultaneously unserious and deadly serious as they endanger the American people and destroy the Nation's present and future with their fascist agenda.

And now after trump willy-nilly sent the U.S. Navy, and various Marine Expeditionary Units into the Persian Gulf area here come the stories of logistical nightmares and various mistreatment of the military.  Because Republicans don't give a shit about service members or Veterans and have always seen the U.S. Military as a rhetorical cudgel they could deploy against the Democratic Party in their no-stop propaganda campaign to destroy the United States of America and replace it with a simulacrum of a Democratic Republic along the lines of an Evangelical Fascist White Power Nation, in which their ignorant uneducated fundamentalist Christianity and White Male Supremacy hold sway and everyone else lives at the whims of these zealots, racists, and traitors. 

“I believe that uh Donald Trump is better than uh sliced bread. I think he’s almost a second coming, in my humble opinion,” Republican Troy Nehls of Texas told reporters on Thursday.

Bored of War & Peace 13: This Easter... He's Back... And Bigger than Jesus

The Prince of Pederasts?

 Don't let anyone, especially no fundamentalist fascist pretending to be a Christian, tell you they are aghast at what Donnie J. Traitor trump posted yesterday night.  

He absolutely re-upped an AI Slop image of himself as Jesus.  With divine light and a bunch of comical signals of rightwing American jingoistic patriotism, flanked by false idols, and hollow christianity.

Now, technically to tamp down the blasphemy Donnie blamed "fake news" and claimed he thought it was him depicted as a "doctor" and Donnie did it on Orthodox Easter and not Western Church Easter, while last week on Easter Day he was rage-posting his threat to destroy an entire Civilization and Praising Allah.  

This week it's been having his grotesque minions in the Department of Defense threaten the Pope and claiming the leader of the Catholic Church is "weak on crime" and "weak on nuclear weapons".  Those two phrases alone demonstrate how insanely juvenile and unserious American political discourse is around law&order and foreign relations, and just how utterly brain-dead and propagandized conservatives are.

Of course, this fat fucking traitor thought he could post this image of himself as the returned christ and not only have no negative blow-back but be praised by his cult of evil minions.

An emotionally dysregulated child rapist decided Easter, Ramadan, and Passover are the perfect times for him to post his latest mass murdering criminal and blasphemous rants.

I hate playing this can you imagine rhetorical game;  but can you imagine if President Barack Obama had sent out a message of "Praise Be to Allah" on Easter?  Or during a time of War with a Muslim country?  Or fucking ever?

Or if current rightwing boogieman New York Mayor Zohran Mandami did it?

There are a different set of rules governing what Traitor trump is not only allowed to get away with but, does purposefully in his campaign to Neg the United States into full-blown fascism.

Of course, understand to MAGA nothing Traitor trump does could truly lead them to not support him because at this point the illogical justifications and tortured motivated reasoning is the entire core of their being.  MAGA will never face a dark night of the soul and no amount of cognitive dissonance will sway them from screaming, red in the face, that We have Trump Derangement Syndrome!

Now, the madman in charge has been flailing for a way-out of the debacle in Iran.  Understand Donnie Don't Care is bored with the fiasco he started 45 days ago (15 days until we see if the The War Powers Resolution of 1973 still holds sway) without any kind of plan other than;  Kill people.  Blow shit up.  Be hailed as a Hero! That didn't come to fruition so now with no idea of strategy, with dubious tactics, and with no operational plan besides the next headline Traitor trump has started a blockade.  

What's the fucking goal of that?  

 “I know you’re worried about it, but it’s going to be OK,”
the president said. Mr. Carlson asked how he knew.
“Because it always is,” Mr. Trump replied.

Asked if the goal of the obstruction is to force Iran to reopen the strait or come to the negotiating table, Trump said, “Both of those things, certainly, and more.”

Holy fvck.  No fucking clue what to do.  Not a fucking idea in that cheap gilded mafioso treasonous pile of shit for brains skull of his.  This is the most salient, cut to the quick point;  Donnie Dumbass has no idea how to get himself out of this mess.

And understand Traitor trump doesn't think in terms of the Nation; he couldn't give a flying fuck about the ramifications of what he's done, this is entirely centered on how it affects him, as he has acted his entire coiled childish life.  Child Rapist Donnie has never had to face the full brunt of his actions and he's still expecting someone else or some fucking miracle to get him out of this absolute shit-show of a quagmire.  As things continue to drag on and Just Despicable Vance flails away at negotiation eventually, Traitor trump is going to be motivated or pushed into starting a ground war.  Certainly, Israel and, bloodthirsty warmongering American Magats want a full-scale invasion;

"How do we keep them in a box? If we're not going to completely take them out!  But, again Maga, the Republicans are behind the President.  But, if we can't do it because of political winds, if we can't do it because of other reasons, then how are we going to keep them in a box?  It can't be just peace in out time, and the ten-point deal and they've agreed to this this this..."

Levin then goes through a ball-washing exercise of how much he loves trump and how this has been the greatest most spectacular military campaign in US History (HOLY FUCK DELUSIONAL) and concludes with,

"They are the enemy. They're not going to go away if there's not regime change and we're going to have to figure out and it's not going to be easy how to keep our, our you know, foot on their throat."

Levin is apparently one of the rightwing propagandists Donnie Don't Care listens too often.  But, while all this serious shit is going down, don't fret Donnie still had time to take in a UFC fight to be lauded by disgusting Dana White and reactionary Joe Brogan...  

Bored of War & Peace Twelve: Shit-for-Brains Trump now wants President Obama’s Iran Deal or a good supply of body bags

 Q: "If the war is ending do you still need $200 billion dollars?"  "We... uh, it's always nice to have."  - this is somehow acceptable as an appropriate response by the sitting President to say while he mismanages his fiasco of a quagmire and fumbles around and absolutely obliterates 70 years of post-World War 2 diplomacy and alliances.

But, can you guess where this $200,000,000,000 is going to come from?  That's right, Republicans are going to take another huge chunk out of the meager American social safety net by cutting yet more from the federal health care spending.

"I'm not going to tell you what the present is,
but it was a very significant prize," 

"Well, I think we're going to end it.  I can't tell you for sure.  You know I don't like to say this;  We've won this war.  This war has been won.  For instance, if I want to take down that power plant, that big powerful power plant, they can't do a thing about it.  It's like take me, that's all they can do."  The Rapist in Donnie always comes out when he talks about doing something against the will of his victims.

But, it recently struck me why Traitor trump has such appeal and his fanbase reveal in Trump Derangement Syndrome and #OwntheLibs rhetoric.  And when one of these a-ha moments hits you it's always illuminating to look back at past actions/statements and see how they fit into a pattern.  What Traitor trump, Kegsbreath, Scott Bessent, or KKKaroline Leavitt are doing is "negging".  Hegseth and Trump think they can neg the World into fixing their Fiasco.  They also apparently believe they can neg Iran into Unconditional Surrender.

This is the entire manosphere and Pick-up Artist (PUA) culture so beloved and emulated by rightwing media.  Of course, Child Rapist Donnie has been doing this his whole life of course, especially against Women and people to whom he owes money, but negging as it were is the entirety of the rightwing media.  Child stalker Jesse Waters and Scott Jennings engage in these grotesque PUA tactics not only against their fellow panel members but, also the entire Nation.  And every MAGA Chud you see on-line or in interviews or on those insipid Jubilee 20 vs. 1 debates engages in the same negging bullshit.

How about an Excursion?
"They don't like the word 'war,' 
because you're supposed to get approval, 
so I'll use the word 'military operation,'"

Of course, this technique goes back way further as the term "gaslighting" is a century old.  We Gen-X people used to call this "reverse psychology" back in the 1900's...

Look at Hegseth, a fragile toxic masculine reality host playacting as a Tough Guy, when Whiskey Pete isn't busy being a War Profiteer he's busy blaming NATO and the UK for Republicans launching this grotesque joke of a Not a War, a special military operation. 

Go back over any statement trump et al have given ("They are begging to make a deal.  Not Me!  They're begging for it." or "They gave us a present, and the present arrived today, and it was a very big present") since he capriciously started this War a month ago and you'll see it's this underhanded manipulative Pick-Up Artist (PUA) technique to get your victim to break down and give in to you.  Listen to any press conference KKKaroline Leavitt gives it's all negging all the time.

After Totally Winning a War  
it's odd to need a Final Blow

What syphilitic shit-for-brains traitor trump has decided to do is repeatedly declare victory because he knows his gaslighting will absolutely be accepted as reality by the MAGA cult and young bro MAGAts are the most enthusiastic for the Iran War;  appears we're looking at Generation Chickenhawk II:  MAGAboogaloo.

Trump and MAGA are losing to Iran and if the treasonous chickenhawks don't put US Forces on the ground we will effectively give Iran control of the Strait of Trump.

What Traitor trump has done has put US into a losing position both home and abroad.  Republicans are the biggest losers in US history.  But, because of structural crutches and government welfare they are allowed to remain in power.

Here's the kick to America's nuts;  Trump is so fucking bored of the Iran War he's either simply going to stop paying attention or be convinced to do some 10,000 man combined amphibious/airborne assault on Kharg Island while sailing the US Navy up the Persian Gulf, I guess in an effort to recreate;  Tarawa, A Bridge Too Far, and Ironbottom Sound in one fell swoop? 

This is all just one great big joke to that fat fuck.  All so this child raping traitor can get everyone waiting for his latest comedy schtick were he Owns the Libs and calls everyone else sick and deranged.

And his sycophantic shit-eating lick-spittles give him awards and bow and scrape and step all over each other's balls to tell him how big and strong he is and how huge his penis is...

And understand we are talking 50 years, minimum, of diplomatic problems for the United States after this;  of course, traitor trump couldn't give a rat's hind tit about that he and his family will have stolen billions and he'll have etched his name into the history books so deeply no one in next 250 years won't learn about him.  And Republicans don't care because they'll simply blame the Democrats for all this and a new generation of Republican traitors will control the government and enact the same rightwing agenda of oppression, intolerance, hatred, bigotry, adulation of the rich, and destruction of the American dream.

I guess big fat traitor trump is going to make some speech tonight.  I guess it is 50/50 he'll simply say He Won the War and no longer cares and leave the Strait of Hormuz for the EU to solve and trump is going to get all of Venezuela's oil and make a trade agreement for Russian crude oil.  Or we are launching a full-scale invasion for the Final Blow.  Either way he has all of April to play pretend armchair general, then we will see if the War Powers Act of 1973 will be enforced by the Republican Congress or not.