Think of the enormously obvious parallels:
Both Buddha and Dubya were born into Royalty.
Buddha saw suffering of mankind during his trips, known as the Four Sights. Dubya saw the suffering of the Vietnamese people... from his couch.
Buddha has his 8 fold path, Dubya has his 12 step program.
Buddha attained Enlightenment and sought to teach others his insights to free them from suffering caused by life. Dubya's "Awakening" came one September Morning and his has since taught 1 million Iraqis Freedom from suffering life.
Contemporary scholars praised Buddha for his physical perfection. Likewise, Chris Matthews and others gushed over Dubya's assets in a flight suit.
Of course, Buddhism does have a major problem since it is directly responsible for NAZISM! And I have a very simple proof.
To wit, The Swastika is the symbol of the NAZIS! Buddhism uses a Swastika. If the the Buddhists hadn't used the Swastika The NAZIS! would never have existed. Ergo, the Buddhists are responsible for the NAZIS!
The true credit for this type of thinking belongs to Denyse O'Leary and other IDiot creationists who have for years tried to tie Darwin to Hitler and continue to do so as evidenced by this insane rambling by O'Leary.
Anyway to all the Buddhists out there I hope you realize the Bodhisattva Maitreya you are awaiting for to teach enlightenment to Mankind is already here and he reigns in a White House.
Whoa. Check out this load of enlightenment Dubya drops during a conference. Ohm...
(Hat Tip to Crooks and Liars)