Drunk Van Orden is going to lose to Rebecca Cooke in Wisconsin 3rd District

 Drunken Derrick Van Orden is a disgrace to the United States House of Representatives, to the United States Naval Service, to the people of Wisconsin, and Americans everywhere.

I know alcoholism is a terrible disease and the hardest things for hard-core alcoholics to do is seek the treatment they need but, my sympathy for Drunk Van Orden doesn't extend to him getting re-elected to Congress.  Especially, since Van Orden participated in the January 6th Insurrection and has repeatedly lied about his involvement.  A shameful disgrace to his service.

I participated in Jan6th and all I got was this,
Lousy Congressional District (WI-3)

Van Orden from all accounts, his personal stories and his despicable actions has shown himself to be a mean drunk.  A mean hateful drunken sailor.  Trash if you will...  I've known these types from my time in the Corps and from dealing with mean drunks while working the job.

So, while Drunk Van Orden may be a pitiable man he's also a dangerous fascist and has no business in the US House of Representatives.

Vote Rebecca Cooke and give real Wisconsinites a voice in Congress who doesn't get blotto by Noon on Tuesdays.

Drunk Derrick Van Orden (aka Jussie Smolett) shows how Republicans will Weaponize the Department of Justice

 Yep. Drunk Van Orden is vile lying sack of shit and complete discredit to the United States Naval Service as he continues to violate his Oaths of Office.  During the Wisconsin RNC Drunk Van Orden ran into a Codepink protestor and then demanded she be arrested for "assaulting him".  The woman Nour Jaghama was arrested and held for 15 hours.  What a fucking liar.  Van Orden's a big man and a Navy SEAL.  How small is this CodePink woman?

Of course, it is no surprise he made this claim against a tiny minority woman, affiliated with far Leftist organization, like CodePink.  He viewed her as someone he can bully and hurt.  Immediately, Drunk Van Orden took to his social media to decry the "political violence" he, Donald Trump, and other Republicans are facing.  It's been a long standing Republican policy to gin up a false charge so they can deflect from their own actions and cry Victim!  We've already seen Pro-Palestinian Genocide rightwingers pull this stunt several times during counter-protests, as when rightwing liar Sahar Tartak claimed to have been stabbed in the eye during a Yale protest and was invited to speak on numerous Faux News segments.

Drunk Van Orden gave a preview of how Republicans will utilize state-sanctioned violence against anyone who opposes the Racist Rapist Rightwing Agenda.  Republicans claims about the "Weaponized Department of Justice" were a fucking admission of how they are going to round-up and eliminate people who resist or protest their fascist agenda.

Remember it's not that Drunk Van Orden believes he was attacked it's what pretending to believe he was attacked gives him license to do.

But, it also demonstrates while there are good Officers who will not Just Follow Orders, there is a huge segment of the LEO community who yearn to be unleashed to "bash hippies"like their grandaddies did.  And even though, Nour Jaghama was released without charges 

The anti-war protester accused by Wisconsin Rep. Derrick Van Orden of assault this week at the Republican National Convention will not face charges after prosecutors said they found "insufficient" evidence to back up the accusations.

Kent Lovern, the chief deputy district attorney for Milwaukee County, told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel that the evidence in the case, including police body camera footage, "is insufficient to support a criminal charge" against the Code Pink activist Nour Jaghama.

I guarantee you any Police Officer aware of this arrest aren't mad at Drunk Van Orden for lying and filing false charges.  No, they are bitching about how this Woke DEI liberal DA won't charge criminals and are pinning for Trump to get into Office so they can go put some Law&Order back into America.  These same Officers will still reference "Juicy Smo-lay" as the example of how some people should never be believed and all of those people file false reports.  

We saw the type of Law&Order Police Officers (and college campus Administrators) want to impose on the Nation during the despicable response to Anti-Genocide protests at college campuses.  Where the immediate reaction to any protest which had a whiff of leftist agitation was met with overwhelming and immediate violence.  And understand the Republicans want there to be large protests during Trump's Administration.  They will use the protests presence to unleash their brutal death squads.  Faux News and other rightwing propagandists will obfuscate, sow confusion about the issues and use the protests as a pretext to call for crackdowns.  And Republicans want to unleash more than just arrests, Tom Cotton and others want to murder protesters outright and have been providing vocal support to extrajudicial killings, not only by Police Officers but, by rightwing paramilitary criminals as well. 

And the Corporate Media will simply ignore the Protestors as they did in 2003 during the Iraq War and the regurgitate Republican lies and Police department propaganda like they did circa 2014-2020, during BLM protests. 

Things look bleak, and Fascists already have too much power, but everything not lost.  Right now you have a chance to convince people to vote against Republican tyrants and traitors.  Vote like your life depends on it because other people do and Republicans are never satisfied. 

ETA:

As for conservatives, they don't believe in limited government, and all their calls about not trusting government or politicians (like Drunk Van Orden) are sheer hypocrisy because what conservatives want is to use the Awesome Power of Government to round-up and liquidate large segments of the Nation.

This is what conservatives did in response to Drunk Van Orden false police report; 

Two hours after his post on X, we received a death threat, saying: "The next Palestinian protest in the street. I'm going to get my semi truck and run over you fucking faggots and make road pancake out of you you fucking cunt. I hope you all die bitch/"

CODEPINK has reported the death threat to the FBI. We have also demanded that the police release the body cam footage of the incident. And we have filed a complaint against the congressman with the Congressional Ethic Committee.

Republicans hate America 21: Drunken Van Orden strikes again at the SOTU

Republicans have a substance abuse problem.  In the wake of President Biden’s rousing State of the Union speech, conservatives decided to claim Biden was on drugs.

Now, understand whenever Republicans make an accusation it’ always a confession of their own behavior.  During Trump's maladministration it's been revealed that the White House was awash in speed, Xanax, and other drugs and former Admiral Ronny Jackson, was a pill-mill Doctor handing out prescription drugs like candy.  Of course"Admiral" Jackson is now Texas Congressman Ronny Jackson in case you didn't know, and is no longer an Admiral having been quietly demoted in July 2022 due to a scathing Inspector General's report, which was buttressed by Jackson drunken and amphetamine filed attack on Texas deputies in August of 2023.

Like Ronny Jackson, Wisconsin Republican Derrick Van Orden is a mean drunk.  Now, there's a difference between an alcoholic and a drunk.  Mother Jones claims Derrick Van Orden has an anger management problem but, by Van Orden's own admission he's embraced being an obnoxious, booze filled raging asshole drunk throughout his life.

So, this year it was Drunken Van Orden's turn to be a disrespectful, obnoxious heckler during President Biden's State of the Union shouting "Lies" and claiming the speech could have been given by “could have been delivered by Joseph Stalin or Mao Zedong or President Xi.”

Unable to criticize the substance of President Biden's speech they focus on style.  Of course, besides being boorish, Republicans have nothing to offer the American people so they have to heckle, they can’t offer up concrete policy ideas because the only thing Republicans are offering up is hatred and bigotry.

Derrick Van Orden was a Navy Seal.  I wonder how his XO would have handled Van Orden drunkenly acting out in unit formation or during training ops.  Of course, Drunken Van Orden has an extremely high opinion of his leadership and moral grounding having written Book of Man: A Navy Seal’s Guide to the Lost Art of Manhood. According to the book’s description on Amazon, “Stories of fist fighting, fishing, and driving fast cars are all interwoven with the principles of what used to be known as basic manhood, but has now become a lost art.”

What mean Drunk Van Orden calls manhood has been recognized as vicious and vile bullying since The Great Santini, and while Republicans may confuse being an abusive asshole with "manhood" Americans recognize this type of behavior is unacceptable.  Hopefully, Wisconsin voters will recognize the same this November.

Wisconsin Drunk Van Orden hit with Ethics Complaint still running for Congress

"WE DON’T NEED ANY MORE POLITICIANS IN WASHINGTON, WE NEED STATESMEN. I AM NOT A POLITICIAN.” - LOUD DRUNK VAN ORDEN

I AM A MEAN LOUD DRUNK: Van Orden

One of the most insulting tactics Republicans get away with when running for office, is the claim they aren't politicians.  Trump used this tactic in 2016 against HRC, and continues to get traction from it today as he seeks to steal back into Office.  But, as Loud Drunken Van Orden demonstrates even alcoholic Republicans are afforded the cover of "not a politician" by the servile Corporate Media.

Drunk Van Orden, is a disgrace to the United States Naval Service, a violent alcoholic, and embarrassment to the United States Congress is running for his seat in Wisconsin's 3rd District again.  So much for Van Orden's claim he's "not running for Congress to run for Congress."

Between, the likes of Lauren Dick Grabbing Boebert, Gym Jordan, Chip Insurrection Roy, Republicans have an embarrassment of riches of embarrassments in Congress and one such member is Drunk Van Orden.

Fortunately, after announcing his campaign to Not be a Politician in Congress again, Van Orden was hit with an Ethics Complaint stemming from his boorish violent drunken behavior towards children in DC last year.

The complaint was filed by Matthew Lehner, the president of the University of Wisconsin–Eau Claire Democrats and a candidate for Eau Claire County Board. It specifically accuses Van Orden of violating House Rule XXIII, which dictates the code of conduct for congresspeople. 

“There is no doubt that the allegations about Van Orden’s behavior toward young Senate pages reflect discreditably on the House,” the complaint says. “The public expects Members to conduct themselves with civility and decency — especially when they are acting in their official capacity and inside the halls of Congress.”

It's great that many people still believe, ethics, rules, norms, traditions and even laws bind Republicans behavior;  unfortunately, the truth is the Republican Party is a lawless Fascist Entity which attempted to Overthrow the United States Government repeatedly, when Trump lost the 2020 election and have spent the last 3 years since their Jan6th Insurrection, undermining and hamstringing the Federal Government at every opportunity.

In the same way Republicans decided to steal the Supreme Court, the Republican Party has no intention of allowing themselves to lose another Presidential Election.  Meanwhile, Republicans in Wisconsin are furious that their undemocratic congressional districts are going to be undone thus allowing the majority of voters to choose instead of Robin Los and his cadre of NeoConfederate Fascists disenfranchising the majority of voters who vote against him and the Republican Party.

“If you took Madison and Milwaukee out of the state election formula, we would have a clear majority,” - Robin Vos 

Drunken Van Orden strikes again as he drunkenly lashes out at briefing on Israel/Palestine situation

Drunk Again

Notorious raging abusive alcoholic Derrick Van Orden is a disgrace to the United States House of Representatives, and considering this gaggle of traitors, goons, grifters, and bigots that is quite an achievement.

Drunken Van Orden seems to believe his buffoonish tours of duty as a US Navy Seal qualify him as an expert on the burgeoning Humanitarian crisis in Gaza, the butchery of the Hamas Militants on October 7th, and the 75 year Israeli occupation of Palestine.

So, during a briefing Drunken Van Orden was a profane belligerent asshole yet again; 

Van Orden reportedly interrupted a congressional briefing by White House officials on the unfolding conflict between Israel and Hamas, cursing at the presenters, calling them “pathetic,” and yelling “fuck you” at Rep. Dean Phillips (D-Minn.), according to Politico. Phillips, a Jewish Democrat, had reportedly interjected into Van Orden’s verbal tirade with an exclamation of “shame on you.”   

“He was rude and attacked the presenters,” Rep. Judy Chu (D-Calif.) told Politico. “I thought they had very substantive things to say. But he just had this blanket attack saying that ‘this is the worst information I’ve ever had’ …

Rep. Jason Crow (D-Colo.) reportedly apologized to the presenters for Van Orden’s behavior. Van Orden’s office did not immediately respond to a request for comment from Rolling Stone. 

I'm 100% certain Drunk Van Orden knows nothing of the Nakba, the Right-of-Return, the Netanyahu/Likud destruction of any political solution and policy of supporting Hamas, let alone the current situation on the ground.  Just like when George W. Bush didn't know the difference between Shia and Sunni Islam, Van Orden like all Republicans doesn't know Shit from Shinola. 

Although, Van Orden might know something of unlawful killing of civilians and Terrorists attacks, as he participated in Jan6th.  But, with his non-stop profanity laced tirades he's a disgraceful Representative for Wisconsin although these days all Republicans are a disgrace and hurtful to the Nation.  Perhaps, in Van Orden's case  it's CTE, perhaps he thinks it's tough ooh-rah leadership but, more than likely Drunken Van Orden is a shameful reminder to all Americans of the out-of-control, booze-fueled, violent serviceman undermining the highest tradition of the United States Naval Service. 

I'd recommend reading the Al Jazeera Opinion page for some viewpoints most American and Western news media coverage won't tell you or this Slate interview with Peter Beinart;

Ultimately, Israel doesn’t have a military problem. It has a political problem. It has a human problem. And the problem is that you have these millions of people—most of them are not from Gaza. Most of them are the family of refugees that were forced out of their homes in Israel when Israel was created. And if they don’t have the ability to live a dignified, decent life, then many of them are going to try to make sure that Israeli Jews can’t live safe and dignified lives.

but, Drunken Van Orden is probably downing his 7th Brandy Old Fashioned.downing his 7th Brandy Old Fashioned.

Republicans are Classless Trash and Vile Villains

So, while Nancy Mace was coquettishly declaring her intent to get to the root of Hunter Biden's ding-dong via impeaching Joe Biden, drunken trash bag Lauren Boebert was fiddling with her new man's dick while he fondled her tits in public.

Lauren Boebert and Friend
Public Masturbaters

Boebert, is a two-time elected Republican of the United States House of Representatives.  I mean Boebert's entire appeal is wearing too tight fitting clothes, while she delivers her scripted sing-song "Let's Go Brandon!" diatribes.  For Trash Can Boebert this is nothing new.  Last year in a drunken escapade, her dick-waving husband and her drunken gun totting children tore around their neighborhood breaking things, while wantonly and recklessly driving drunk brandishing firearms.  

Remember Lauren Boebert called Congresswoman Ilhan Omar a terrorist and spread the despicable Republican lie about Omar marrying her brother.  I can not imagine the ridiculous coverage if it was a member of the Squad caught in such a public display of outsized assholishness.

White women like Boebert derive their power from the Patriarchy, just as her intellectual forebearers like Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, Supreme Court Justice Ginni Thomas, and her current rightwing women like the aforementioned Nancy Mace or freaky adulteress South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem are allowed to be trashy scumbags and assholes as long as they deliver up legislation and executive enforcement of rightwing control of women and oppression of everyone else.  These white women exemplars are allowed a certain latitude, as always IOKIYAR.

And precisely because Boebert is a valued Republican representative Kevin McCarthy won't dare call for her removal.  Just like with Drunken Van Orden in Wisconsin, pill-pooping Ronnie Jackson in Texas, Boebert has total immunity to act like an asshole and shout "Do you know who I am?" at anyone who asks her not to spit her gross toxic vape juice in their face.

At least "George Santos" has the smarts to not ask people if they know who he is, because "George Santos" doesn't exist and the criminal who represents New York District 03, is simply voting for Republican oppression of America, while confident in re-election in 2024.

Oh yeah, that person who asked the meth-addled Lauren Boebert to stop expelling her gross vape exhalation in her face was pregnant, but Boebert is a mother and a Republican so she gets to claim the mantle of "Pro-Life", while her entire life has been one of criminality and willful disregard for the safety of others.

Hardly, any of this matters to conservatives who have been steeped in rightwing lies, Republican agitprop, and corporate media propaganda for so long they don't know what is true, don't care about reality, and yearn for the Fascist Strongman to led them back to the Glorious future.

But, lies are what rightwingers want Republicans besmirch Joe Biden and engage in the their tried and true tactics of repeating lies long enough until the public believes they are true we have the behavior of Lauren Boebert.

Republicans no longer care about rules or norms, they violate them freely with the expectation Democrats will continue to adhere to them and the Corporate Media will frame any violation by the Left as a shocking departure from American tradition whilst Republican perfidy is covered as business as usual.  These people are unreachable and unredeemable and need to be electorally crushed. 

Mitt dislikes R's in Senate
Mitt votes the same way as the R's

With elections in mind, Mitt Romney announced he'll not be running for re-election next year and released a book as the beginning of his long descent into Statesmanship.

The Corporate Media will gush and fawn over Romney as the embodiment of the True Republican Party.  As a reliable centrist and clear-headed believer in American Democracy and Values.

What they will never do is accurately report on the Republican Party, or Mitt's own history, which includes siding with the Republicans in the Senate 100% of the time.  Or that Mitt Romney gleefully rushed to a podium to use the 4 still-warm dead bodies of Americans in Benghazi in September of 2012.  Romney could barely contain his joy and thought for sure the Act of Terror in Libya would catapult him to the White House against President Obama.  As such he joyfully used their corpses.

Of course, Republicans used Benghazi over the next 4 years to defeat Hillary Clinton in 2016 (and still use it today) as rhetorical cudgel against the Democratic Party.  

So, it's not surprising that the House GOP constant propaganda effort has led to the Pentagon opening an investigation into the Afghanistan Withdrawal in August 2021.  Now, the goal is simple if Republicans can declare the withdrawal an unmitigated disaster they can ignore their role in 20 years of wasted money, lives, and effort begun by Warmongering Republicans in 2001.  And thus Afghanistan will be memory-holed as another botched Biden disaster.

I'm not going to minimize the tragedy of those who died at the End of Afghanistan but, what unmitigated gall by Republicans to "Wave the Bloody Shirt" for the Kabul 13, thus ignoring and dismissing the sacrifice of all the others who served and those who died before them.  Shameless.  Vile.  Despicable.

I have little doubt the Corporate Media will help Republicans frame this as entirely President Biden's fault, after all, Dick War Boner Engle and other media figures fucking loved being in a Warzone and rankled at President Biden's bold decision to simply end this 20 year open wound. 

As with WW2, conservatives hate America and want the country Returned to Greatness when Corporations and Slave Masters ran the Nation.  The Uncomfortable but, absolute Truth is Republicans hate America and want to destroy the Nation.

Drunken Van Orden, Wisconsin drinking culture and wedding barns

Disreputable, Despicable, Dishonorable, Derrick

During my Marine Corps days there was nothing like being on base and seeing the line out the px and 7 day store on Friday afternoon.  Young Marines waiting to buy multiple cases of beer.

Since then, working the job, you meet any number of drunks and the mean ones are apparent right away.

Derrick Van Orden is most definitely a mean drunk.  And I have no doubt when weekend liberty came and he and his fellow SEALs went out to party and booze it up, Van Orden was the type who got piss drunk and then engaged in play-fighting which he quickly escalated into an actual fight/wrestling match. 

Drunk Van Orden is the type of abusive alcoholic asshole whom the Department of Defense no longer wants portrayed in movies and tv series but, which are ubiquitous throughout the services.

But, once a mean drunk always a mean drunk.  Drunk Van Orden's childish tantrum and despicable booze-filled outburst at teenage Senate pages shows great disrespect on Naval tradition.  But, one first thing rage filled assholes like Drunk Van Orden (just like other mean drunks) do is justify their actions.  Which we saw Drunk Van Orden do by aping the 'Tell Me you've never been" meme to act as though getting piss-drunk in his Congressional Office and then accosting children is normal behavior in Wisconsin.  NPR predictably ran cover for Drunk Van Orden by euphemistically referring to his "short fuse", because the media exist to justify, mollify, and soften Republican perfidy.

Unfortunately, binge-drinking is a problem in Wisconsin.  Although if you read the chart for worst states you'll notice they are all Northern clime states which have the problem of those long winter nights.  Interestingly, Norway dealt with this problem of heavy drinking/long winter nights by creating the State Monopoly on alcoholic beverages over 5% ABV and to remove the profit motive with making and selling more and more booze.  Wisconsin drinking culture has been written about for decades although various fixes have been promoted throughout the years.

Of course, Squeaker of the House Qevin McCarthy defended Drunk Van Orden because he needs his vote and Republicans don't give a shit how much of an asshole, criminal, drunk, conman, or pervert you are as long as you pull that lever for the Republican agenda of hatred, intolerance, and adulation of the Rich.

The laws governing the manufactures, distribution, sale, and consumption of alcoholic beverages are a mish-mash of Anti-Monopoly and Temperance movement and have needed to be cleaned up and streamlined for the 21st century reality.  Earlier this Summer, the Wisconsin legislature did pass a comprehensive reworking of the State's alcohol laws.  Sadly, this matters very little to drunks like Van Orden who revel in slamming a handful of sour Brandy old-fashioned and then engage in favorite well-worn tradition of all abusive alcoholics, berating children. 

Drunken Derrick Van Orden attacks children in an alcoholic rage in the Halls of Congress

Mean drunk suggests being a 
Mean drunk is the epitome of
Wisconsin

Wisconsin Congressman Derrick Van Orden is not a politician his website for Congress in 2022 will have you know.  But, Van Orden also isn't a stable human being either.

In a booze filled rage, Derrick Van Orden attacked and yelled at Senate congressional pages,

“Wake the fuck up you little shits … What the fuck are you all doing? Get the fuck out of here. You are defiling the space you pieces of shit,” Van Orden said, according to an account of the incident provided to The Hill by a page. 

“Who the fuck are you?” Van Orden asked, to which one person said they were Senate pages. “I don’t give a fuck who you are, get out.” 

“You jackasses, get out,” he added.

I guess this is better behavior than we can normally expect from Republicans towards pages as elected Republicans normally try and have sex with those little boys.  Besides being a drunken rage filled asshole, Van Orden is a treasonous fuck who was part of the January 6th rightwing attack on the United States.

Van Orden's Congressional office is apparently festooned with empty bottles of booze and reports are Van Orden was clearly intoxicated as he accosted these children.  But, Van Orden is a rough and tough Navy SEAL, who now has quite a history of "punching down".  In June 2021, flush off of his invasion of the US Capitol building, Van Orden yelled at a bunch of employees at a Prairie du Chien library over the LGBTQ+ books and display.  Yelling at workers to make themselves feel tough and brave is a classic rightwing maneuver.

These Congressional Pages get these positions after applying with their state's US Senator and are probably 16-17 year olds.  But, Republicans don't actually give a shit about children.  And Van Orden is naught but a mean abusive alcoholic and a shows great disrespect to the US Naval traditions. 

(For further context,  recall how conservatives and Republicans slowed down videos of Nancy Pelosi to make it appear she was drunk? Republicans love lies and hate America. And when confronted with an elected Republican who actually is an abusive alcoholic asshole, they won't do anything...)