Creepy Weirdo J.D. Vance absolutely loathes and hates Women which is why he fucks Couches

 

All this week On Fox, Couch fvcker JD Vance
guest stars on The Simpsons

  It certainly appears that the Republican Party did no research on J.D. Vance prior to him being selected Vice Presidential nominee.  If they had, the Republicans might have uncovered these scurrilous rumors and disturbing facts.  Of course, I am glad they did not because Vance is emitting huge Loser Stink vibes and is probably going to be dumped from the ticket.

Trump, with his ego and low cunning, wanted Doug Burgum because he couldn't possibly upstage the Malignant Mango Mussolini and of course the Media would fawn over his good hair and laud Traitor Trump for his new found sagacious unity and appeal to regular Americans.   

Vance was apparently the choice of the Trump Failsons, who got big money from, Undead billionaire Peter Thiel.  Vance's entire rise to political prominence seems like it was manufactured with the help of Thiel and Amy Chua.

Coked up Don Jr and the Other One lost their minds and screamed, 

'Why would you do something so stupid? He offers us nothing,’” a longtime Republican operative familiar with the discussion told NBC News. “They were basically all like ‘JD, JD, JD,’” the operative said.

That's a deep investigation which has been discussed by others and I'll let you read their work.  But, by now you've heard about J.D. Vance fucking a couch when he was younger and I think I can provide you context on how, where, when, and why J.D. Vance decided to fuck a couch.

J.D. Vance was in the United States Marine Corps from 2003-2007.  My time in the USMC overlaps that era.  The Marine Corps is predominantly male by a 19:1 ratio.  I deployed a lot during my time in the Corps, I missed three straight Christmas' and spent almost 600 days overseas so I have a cultural blind spot from the early years of the 2000's.  Back when I was stateside I didn't spring for Cable in my Baracks room.

In 2004, the Chapelle Show ran one of Dave's immortal sketches involving Rick James and "FUCK YO COUCH".  I asked some of the other Marines who were talking about it, the discussion came about filling a receptacle with vasoline, wedging it between a pair of couch cushions and thrusting.  Taken aback I asked them why they wouldn't just jerk off.  You might also be asking why said boys didn't invest in a sex toy of some sort.  Now, every Thursday is "Field day" when every Marine must clean their room (and their shared bathroom).  Besides the need to spray pledge on your shower so it squeaks, and tucking your sheets so a quarter bounces, a long standing barracks rumor which probably goes back decades was a Marine received a NJP for having a sex toy in his wall locker.  So, a disposable sandwich bag filled with lube made for a hidden substitute. 

It would seem creepy weirdo J.D. Vance is a photo-incel and like other Intel creeps fucking hates women and would rather stick his dick into a "loveseat".

So, that's how J.D. Vance came to fuck a couch.  Now, I'm not going to make fun of his name, J.D. Vance can go by whatever name he wants to be called;  funny how "Vance" and other Republicans will not extend that courtesy to others.

However, far worse than the couch-humping antics Vance engaged in during his stint in the USMC is the statements Vance has made about women.  I don't know if Vance started hating women because of his mother or his bee-maw, or if it started with his lack of access to women while in the Marines (hence the couch fucking) but, Vance absolutely loathes women.

I knew once the Supremacist Court decided to overturn Roe v. Wade, Republicans wouldn't rest until they had a Nationwide ban of all abortions in place.  I wrote two years ago, how Reactionary groups, like the Thomas More Dead Women Society, planned to use state laws about taking a minor across statelines as away to restrict the Constitutional right of Americans for the Freedom of Movement. 

"Vance", as he likes to style himself, certainly is in favor of restricting women's ability travel and openly said so during the Supremacist Court's unconstitutional adoption of Dobbs.

Vance stated he was  "pretty sympathetic" towards having the Federal Government prevent women from traveling because Republicans would claim George Soros is sending 747's full of black women from Columbus, Ohio to California to get abortions.  Absolutely, gross and creepy racism and misogyny and the standard Republican invocation of George Soros and lies.

But, creepy incel Vance hasn't restricted his hatred of women towards stopping them from receiving medical care.  Vance also hates any women who chooses not to be a brood mare calling them childless cat ladies who are miserable and don't care for America.

Look, Republicans hate you.  Republicans hate women.  Republicans hate America.  And as these creepy weirdo Republicans are more and more closed off into their own media bubbles and cut off from regular normal Americans they are engaged in "incestuous self amplification".  But, don't expect the Corporate Media to help We, the People get away from these hateful creeps.  We have to fight, but when We do, We win!

Kamala Harris is going to be the Next President of the United States; J.D. Vance and Republicans are losers and weirdos who hate women; so will white women vote for their own subjugation?

    Oh wow!  J. D. Vance is already emitting Big Loser Energy!  I think Trump Dump J.D. watch is on!

   

Back when Fucker Carlson still had a Faux News program, J.D. Vance went on to call Vice President Harris (as well as other prominent Democrats) a "childless cat lady".  Vance is a real fucking Republican weirdo, he's a Catholic convert which means there is some deep-seated fanatical brain rot.  But, worse is how precisely he represents the modern Republican attitude towards women;  he loathes women.  To Republicans like Vance, women are nothing more than chattel and brood mares to be shackled, controlled, and made to have children whether they want to or not.  And don't pretend I'm being over-the-top, J.D. Vance and numerous other Republicans want Law Enforcement to be able to track women's menstrual cycles and arrest them for travel outside of states that have banned abortion.

Seemingly a major reason white men gravitate towards Republicans; they are promising, overtly, to enslave women through numerous mechanisms, so they can never leave or challenge these men.

J. D. Vance again, 

"This is one of the great tricks that I think the sexual revolution pulled on the American populace, which is the idea that like, 'Well, OK, these marriages were fundamentally, you know, they were maybe even violent, but certainly they were unhappy. And so getting rid of them and making it easier for people to shift spouses like they change their underwear, that's going to make people happier in the long term," Vance told the audience at Pacifica Christian High School in Southern California. 

In a Trump/Vance Republican world, not only will they eliminate No-Fault Divorce, outright Domestic Violence will no longer be a reason a woman can escape a marriage.  To the majority of grotesque rightwing weirdos, incels, and horrid violent white men whose only accomplishment in life was being born with white male privilege, the Republican platform of forced birth, no divorce, lowering marriage age is a godsend.  Now, these people are facing an existential crisis as Kamala Harris looks to win the 2024 Presidential election.

As we fight through the 100 days, the sheer amount of disgusting, demeaning, degrading, violent, bigoted, and evil content towards President Kamala Harris is going to explode exponentially.  You have to remember that  on-line content, contributors, and those who consume it are overwhelmingly white males, so they overwhelmingly want to see content which demeans and degrades women, especially powerful women.  Thus far, it appears what these misogynists are producing and consuming is graphics of Vice President Kamala Harris sucking dick.  Why exactly the idea of dick-sucking being the worst insult towards a woman, when everyone it would seem enjoys dick-sucking, would require a deep dive into Republican psychology.

Is this that Gender Affirming
Care, I've heard about???

But, while white men are an irredeemable lost cause, even though not a single white man voting Republican would ever let their daughter or wife be left alone in a room with Donald Trump, Roy Gosar, Matt Gaetz, or any other Republican male, will white women continue to fuel their own degradation, enslavement, and subjugation by voting for Donald Trump for a 3rd time?

The more you look at it the worse it gets...

Now, there is a subset of white women (wealthy, comfortable, ensconced in privilege) who know their status is assured in a Fascist Republican Future.  These women are fighting for Trump because he assures their position in an upcoming Republican White Supremacist nation (as outlined in Project 2025).  

These faux blonde white women seen at the RNC just last week for example, would seem to be absolutely okay with the way white men treat women.  Even prior to Vice President Kamala Harris running for President in 2024, I did not hear white Republican women upset at the violent rape threats from Republicans;

• Paul Gosar wishing to murder/rape AOC (the sword motif is a stand-in for Gosar's limp dick) and President Biden.
• Doughy, old, privileged Nebraska white Republican male, Steve Halloran decided he was absolutely entitled to read a graphic rape scene in a novel while inserting a female Democratic legislators' Machaela Cavanaugh's name into key scenes. His reading was done with grotesque satisfaction and with the absolute intent to convey a threat to that women

Do you recall white Republican women calling for these white Republican men to resign?  Do you recall the Corporate Media demanding Republicans "tamp down the rhetoric"?  

So, the only question is will white women continue to vote for a Party that hates them, and judges their worth entirely through the lens of how many white children they've produced to aid the cause?

Addendum:

Kamala Harris is going to be the Next President of the United States...  Even if white women disappoint America a 3rd time, it appears that millions of small donors and Black Women are energized and not willing to let syphilis addled child rapist Trump back into power.  Let's Fucking Go!

Travis Kelce's haircut and the conservative counter-balance to Taylor Swift

Republicans have nothing to offer the American people.  Now, this would normally be a detriment to electoral politics but, the Angry White Boomers with their lead damaged brains who vote for Republicans don't care because FUCK YOU I GOT MINE is the whole of their person, the entirety of their being, and the core of the bitter resentment they have towards everyone else in America, and ultimately the reason why they cling to the King of Dementia, Jello-Brained Trump.

Jack Posobiec a Republican in good standing

The Travis Kelce-Taylor Swift romance has utterly broken the brains of Boomers and rightwing propagandists who can not do anything other than seethe and indulge in their Stalker Incel Violent fantasies.

It's quite clear that Rightwingers thought Taylor Swift was going to be their Conservative TradWife Aryan Goddess and her spurning their vile ideology is more than they can handle.

Jack Proboscis recently unveiled "The Taylor Strategy" at one of these traveling rightwing grift circuses,

“We don’t have Taylor Swift on our side,” conceded Posobiec. “But you know who we have? We have Kid Rock. We have Ted Nugent. We have influencers. We have all these people — Jon Voight.”

Pathetic and delusional doesn't even begin to describe this.  First off, I can not allow a Ted Nugent reference to pass without linking back to my own post about Ted Nugent, and Kid Rock of course is a racist rip-off artist who steal and passes off other musicians work as his own, and a senile Faux news Grandpa rounds out Posobiec's trio.

Nips More Manly than Mr. Pfizer

This would be a sad display if it weren't for the fact, serial cheating Posobiec, like all the other Republican Nazi propagandists is pushing the Taylor Swift Psyop in order to get their addled white male Boomer viewers angry. 

That's another round of fragile white rightwing male masculinity which is all about nominative declarations of manhood, as illustrated by Ben Shapiro holding a piece of wood purchased from Home Depot (hence the receipt) in a plastic bag.  Much of the crisis in masculinity, the Corporate Media continues to bemoan and do cursory reporting on can be traced to young men listening to the likes of Ben SShapiro or Jack Posobiec or Bennie Johnson or any of the other rightwing male lowlifes who continue to try and brainwash them with the repetition of Republicans lies.

On the other hand, Travis Kelce doesn't cause the same level of senile pants shitting fear in Boomers that Taylor Swift does but, really, really, really, frightens and angers contemporary white male rightwing cohorts in his age group.  They call him Mr. Pfizer dur-hur-hur and expect him to keel over any day now from the Covid Vaccine.  Instead, Kelce is close to being the all-time leading receiver in Playoff history, surpassing the G.O.A.T. Jerry Rice.

Now, Jerry Rice played in the 1980's and 1990's before it was a QB and passing dominant league and his numbers like Dan Marino's 1984 season and other career marks perhaps stand above the modern game depending on your analysis but, Kelce's achievements are on par with the upper echelon Top Ten pass catchers in NFL history. 

But, this season as Kelce and Taylor Swift's relationship became known to a greater audience, it brought reporting from various media outlets who normally don't cover Sportsball.  Enter the FNYT with their report young men are entering barber shops asking for the "Travis Kelce" haircut.  and likening the "buzz" to the Jennifer Aniston bob cut in the 1990's Friends.

Kelce was having none of it and pointed out it's just a taper fade and chided reporters with throwing him under the bus for popularizing the haircut during Black History Month.  Of course, besides it's on-going popularity in the black community if the FNYT had ever decided to speak to a Veteran instead of seeking out angry senile white boomers in rural diners they may have explained to them that the taper fade haircut is a weekly requirement when CONUS and stemmed from WW2 era haircuts...

The reason Republicans are worried is because young people don't trust them, they don't trust these doughy, weak grip, 30 year old boys Stanning for senile Jello-brained Rapist Trump.  These young women listen Taylor Swift and if she trusts Travis Kelce and his shirtless drunk brother then they will trust them too. 

The Greatest Musician and Greatest Tight End in History are driving Conservatives Insane

Ha ha ha ha ha, that's not true... conservatives were already insane long before Taylor Swift spurned them. 

First off, I thought all good conservatives stopped watching Football because Kaepernick took a Knee.  But definitely MAGA stopped en masse when Jello-brained Trump told them too in 2017.  So why do Republicans care so much about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce and the upcoming Super Bowl? Oh that's right it's the PSYOP PSYOP PSYOP PSYOP PSYOP PSYOP PSYOP...

I know this has already been covered and dissected by some very insightful people but, what I am struck by is the continuing demonstration that to right-wingers your personal accomplishments do not matter to them at all when compared to your rigid adherence to Rightwing Orthodoxy.

The modern phrase conservatives use to dismiss and minimize expertise, experience, education, or success is I Did My Own Research.  Which is really I ignore reality and substitute in my own personal beliefs, as Robby Slowik demonstrated in his Covid -Ukraine Tweet.  

But, nonetheless bloated rightwing blabbermouths, feel absolute immunity and impunity to sit on their asses and talk about anything and everything of which they have no knowledge.  For instance Bennie Johnson, a nebbish Trump sycophant who has never had a real job and never done a day's worth of labor,

There are, however, some forces at play -- the Hail Mary -- to try and win back that youth vote. And the way you would do that is by taking the most brain-dead low-information voters -- of course I'm talking about Swifties, Taylor Swift fans who sort of worship this artist, kind of like at random, right? Like, just out of the blue Taylor Swift's the most famous person on earth. Now she's at every NFL game with her boyfriend who's backed by Bud Light and Pfizer. Travis Kelce is this guy who also kind of out of the blue became this big-time celebrity. Really rich, really powerful. Why? He's a tight end, he's like a glorified lineman. That doesn't make any sense. Tight ends aren't famous people in football. What are you talking about? What world are we living in? Sure seems planned. Sure seems like something that is, like, concocted in order to accelerate the fame of these two people. 

Plandemic!  Fedsurrection!  Psyop!

I've always been perplexed by why the salt of the earth white working class, are taken in by these doughy and especially whiny rightwing propagandists who sit around all day talking and have never done a days work in their whole life.  Although, as social media has made every conservative an expert on every issue, it's clear some of these men believe if they can ape the style of a Hannity or now a Tim Pool they too can become a wealthy propagandist and stop "Dying of Whiteness".  It's kind of a Cargo-Cult thinking that by mimicking the words they can manifest the Magic.  Trump recognized this.

There's something pathetic about immature 30 year old rightwing men hating Taylor Swift and there is something even more pathetic about their listening audience of 40-50 year old white men telling their daughters, You know honey that Taylor Swift is an ugly egg-less old hag and deep state PSYOP so I would't get to invested in her music if I were you...

Part of the Taylor Swift hatred is easy to explain.  Most conservative men hold Incel style beliefs about women and believe that any woman is kind of available as long as they (the man) show interest in her.  Years ago, conservatives had convinced themselves Taylor Swift was going to be their 6 foot tall TradWife  goddess pumping out 6 Aryan super babies as their mate.  But, as Swift has demonstrated a very mild Feminism and obviously does not ascribe to psychotic MAGA beliefs, these immature men have decided she's ugly, they never liked her anyway, and of course she's a radical PSYOP!

The "Psyop" claim only makes sense if you are versed in rightwing lexicon, which gets passed around on-line and which conservatives immerse themselves.  You see calling Taylor Swift a "Psyop" is to call anyone who registers to vote and presumably votes for Joe Biden or other Democrats illegitimate. 

Conservatives overwhelmingly believe the 2020 election was stolen.  Republicans plan to steal the 2024 election, if they can, but will call its' result illegitimate if they can not.  So, therefore Joe Biden is engaged in a Psyop to again get illegitimate votes and deny Real Americans (and only hardcore MAGA are Real Americans) the True President.

Now another reason righting claim Psyop Psyop Psyop is rightwingers think or truly believe that their non-stop campaign of lies and agitprop is a successful "Psyop" to dupe enough people into voting for Republicans so EAIAC strikes again.

Let's grow up and let's accept the fact that Taylor Swift may very well be part of an operation in order to influence the election.

Conservatives really are insane at this point.  And when Trump loses again in 2024, Republicans are going to declare the election invalid because Hunter Biden Laptop/ Taylor Swift Psyop/ Insert bullshit here and encourage violence... again.  The Psyop claim is nothing more than conservative justification to engage in Terrorism.  Be brave if you can, but be prepared because rightwing domestic terrorism is not going away in our lifetimes.

Women's problems are being shot, sued, or abused in a cult and worse...

Jordan Peterson Menace to Western Society 
and his Pronouns are Ass/Hole

There's a reason the English word "Menace" (to threaten in hostile or malignant way) contains the root men in it.  Ever since, Bronze Age priests decided to blame everything on Women, women's greatest danger in life continues to be Men.  So, several stories about male abuse of women caught my eye.

"If it weren't for me, you wouldn't even be talking about this stuff.  For 54 years they were trying to get Roe v. Wade terminated, and I did it and I'm proud to have done it," 

Jello-brained, herpes-handed Trump proudly proclaimed during his campaigning in Iowa.  As we get further away from the race to claim the Republican nomination (which Trump will win) expect The Creature with the Red Blistered hands to sound more and more "moderate" on Abortion to give the media cover to claim Trump won't issue a total federal ban on all medical care for women. 

Look, the biggest threat to women is Republicans in power using The Law and the "Justice" system to ensure women are denied life-saving medical care.  It's already happening but it would be uncivil for the Media to report anything other than bothsides disagree and then move on to other issues (NOT GAZA!) in the news cycle.  But, there are the legions of Andrew Tate acolytes who view woman as conquest objects or disposable trinkets whom they use to fill the emptiness which comprises the whole of their beings.

We Hunted the Mammoth used to catalogue these vile misogynistic creatures until, it took an emotional toll reading the flood spiteful crap MGTOW, Incels and other grotesque pickup-artists, that they temporarily retired.

This story out of Chicago of an erstwhile PUA Nikko D'Ambrosio epitomizes the way men weaponize the law.  D'Ambrosio decided to sue 27 women, one man, 20 different parts of the Facebook corporation, Meta, Patreon, GoFundMe, and the website arewedatingthesame.com, under the newly adopted 2024 ILCS Anti-Doxxing Law.  It used to be if you are always running into assholes everywhere you go and everyone you meet, it's highly likely you're the asshole.  It also used to be that Truth was an absolute defense against charges of defamation but, in the MAGA universe saying true things about Republicans is a "criminal" offense.  D'Ambrosio has a first hearing on March 11, 2024.

But, the next story really stimulates the primitive rightwing brain pleasure centers.  As you know rightwingers refer to Transwomen as "biological males" and continue to state they will never refer to them by their chosen names, while Republican controlled states pass legislation vilifying, ostracizing and harming transwomen whenever possible.  So, when I read the FBI affidavit from FBI Special Agent Damara Gonzalez on 34 year old Elizabeth West (aka Wyona Wolf) in Oregon, I knew rightwingers would adopt the mentally ill angle as West is a transwomen who worked in a Transgender support group before her on-line social media activities descended into pure Nazism, multiple displays of firearms, then multiple threats of gun violence against multiple people.

It appears West has suffered depression, suicidal ideation, had a Neo-Nazi Oregon boyfriend who died in 2017, and once tried to shoot her father.  Still West was able to amass a huge arsenal of firearms and even after she supposedly disposed of dozens had in her possession 12 handguns and 16 rifles.  Another two revolvers weren't recovered. 

So, remember in the Republican worldview the problem isn't guns it's mental illness and trans people are especially mentally ill but, perversely West isn't a "Biological male" who is a danger to others because in this instance Republicans can blame transgender and thus their priors are safely protected from evaluation.  Of course, Republicans wouldn't do anything like increase funding for treatment for the mentally ill.

Then, of course, there's the guns and the familiar story;  3 women shot, 93 year old grandmother dies.  Remember other nations have mental illness but don't have this level of unrestricted gun violence because other nations don't have Republicans.

A year ago, for child Native American actor Nathan Chasing Horse was arrested for criminal sexual assault, kidnapping, and child abuse in a cult case involving multiple girls and women. He requested the Nevada Supreme Court dismiss the case but, fortunately they declined.  

So, what's going to happen?  Rightwing groups and federal and state Republicans have multiple plans in the works through the courts and legislation to attack and end No-Fault divorce.  Taking suffrage away from women is openly talked about at conservative get togethers.  White "Feminism" is going to be a problem.  Will white women do as they normally do and vote for a Republican President?  As we see with so many white women in Congress and Governors they steadfastly undermine other women and minorities and prop up Patriarchy because a White Male dominated society tends to place them in a special niche below men but, above everyone else.