Saturday, April 21, 2012

Domestic Terrorist, Chicken Hawk, Coward, Child Rapist Ted Nugent embodies Conservatism supports Mitt Romney

"I like Ted Nugent. He’s a friend of mine.” - Sean Hannity
Mitt Romney-supporting, Bow-Hunting, Tough-Talking Ted Nugent has been an staunch out-spoken representative of Conservatism for decades. And has been the go-to musical counterpoint for Faux News and Sean Hannity to combat Liberal Hollywood, "He's a rock star. Yes, here's my point. If you don't like it, don't go to the concert, don't buy his new albums." - Sean Hannity.

Nugent got into trouble by saying he wanted to ride into combat and behead Democrats and that after the 2012 Presidential election either he would be dead or in jail when President Obama wins re-election. Ted has been saying stupid, evil, terrorist shit for years, "Obama's a piece of shit, and I told him to suck on my machine gun," and Faux News continues to proudly sponsor him.

But, even though Ted Nugent talks tough when his time came for Real Combat Nugent quite literally shit himself to dodge military service. As Ted himself recounted in 1977,
"30 days before his Draft Board Physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last 10 days he ingested nothing but junk food and Pepsi, and a week before his physical, he stopped using the bathroom altogether, virtually living inside his pants caked with excrement and urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment."
Nowadays Ted, of course, denies this every happened, it doesn't fit with the bullshit image he wants to have about himself and claimed he only received student deferments for enrolling in Oakland Community College. Although, Ted did admit he "didn't want to get his ass blown off in Vietnam."

But, even worse than being a typical cowardly chicken hawk Right-Winger, Nugent bragged in 1998 about having sex with underage girls during his caveman heyday in the 1970's. Courtney Love stated she and Nugent had sex when she was 12 years old.

Ted Nugent epitomizes everything the Modern Conservative is today. But, all the overblown bravado and he-man talk covers a more insidious motive, one has been highlighted by my friend Ran on numerous occasions, Stochastic Terrorism. Nugent is coward but, his and other conservatives violent rhetoric masks an agenda of planting the seeds of terrorism in the minds of the duped and warped right-wingers, like Jared Loughner or "Progressive Hunter" Byron Williams, and triggering their violent conservative terrorist attacks.

The Secret Service is done with Ted Nugent but, Nugent isn't done instigating and fanning the flames of Right-Wing Extremism. Thus, I can think of no better end for Ted than when he suck-starts a pistol after we re-elect President Obama.


Sarge said...

Nugent, Hannity, Limbaugh, etal - I don't bother my mind with them nor their ilk. Neither should you.

Fuck em...


Anonymous said...

As much of an @ss as Ted Nugent is, you have something wrong with your timeline. The draft ended in 1973, so sh!tting his pants was not needed to get out of the draft in 1977. 1967 I could believe.

Grung_e_Gene said...

@ Anonymous, he told the story in 1977 hence the term "recounted".

John Myste said...

I despise most famous conservatives, but this is a bit extreme:

Grung_e_Gene said...


I think most of the recent strain of right-wing crazies stems from the failure to call these colostomy bags what they are and allowing them to get away with the stupid evil shit they said.

John Myste said...

Do you think T. Paine at Saving Common Sense is such a fellow or is he just misguided?

Grung_e_Gene said...

John Myste,

Here's what Jim Goad over at Taki's Magazine had to write about Ted;

All the right people hate Ted Nugent. And when I say all the right people, naturally I mean all the left people.

His pinko antagonists were screeching like freshly castrated mink at an overcrowded fur farm last week...

Jim continues;
Seriously—what’s not to love?

Before finishing with this;
Thank you, Ted Nugent, for being Ted Nugent. Your personality is a national treasure.

What am I to make of someone who can overlook Nugent's crimes because it makes his "pinko antagonists screech"?

John Myste said...

Is that a yes or a know about Mr. T. Paine? Misguided or evil?

Green Eagle said...

Isn't Nugent just following in the tradition of Republican saint John Wayne, who was one of the few Hollywood stars to dodge the draft during World War II, and then spent decades being a belligerent, macho supporter of American military intervention?

Grung_e_Gene said...

Well, the reason I included Jim Goad was because he linked to my post and it deals with this person in specific. I did briefly visit this t paine's saving common sense blog and I'll state the following:

Why does he name himself T. Paine? Clearly, as he states he is a converted catholic he has no knowledge about the Actual Thomas Paine who was staunchly against organized and institutionalized religion. Also just as with, ye olde youtuber the Fake Paine a few years back, claiming the moniker of "Thomas Paine" seems to be a way of gaining the adulation and respect afforded to the original when one doesn't deserve it.

However, he is a Naval Veteran so he has that over tough talking homefront warrior Ted Nugent.

But, back to his blog he cites Wallbuilds so clearly in his last post he has succumbed to David Barton, who is actively evil, in that he knowingly propagates lies.

So based on what I've read I'd posit that fake T. Paine is another one of the large group of duped and battered conservatives who have been so inundated with propaganda as to not know what is real and what is not.

So at this time I would state misguided.

Grung_e_Gene said...

Green Eagle, you might be confusing John Wayne with John Wayne Gacy, it happens, those are the two types of Republicans we have today...