Thursday, October 22, 2009

Obama The Great

Obama the Great
His name struck fear into chicken hawk hearts of repub-licans
Obama the Great
Became a God amongst mortal men
~ Obama the Great, Somewhere In Time, Iron Maiden

President Obama is just like President Nixon. It's the latest slander on Obama promulgated by the pathetic Right.

Except you see Nixon resigned in disgrace, whereas Obama will go down as perhaps the GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER.

After having inherited the disgusting mess Bush/Cheney left the country in, when (or if) Obama is able to extricate the US from the Phony Wars on Terrorism for Profit and reigns in the Corporate Raiders of the American Economy who had Bush splay the American people out in front of them for repeated violations, in accordance with the Ronald Reagan Piss Down Your Back And Tell You It's Raining economic doctrine, and when Obama ensures the forgotten segment of American society have access to humane medical treatment and aren't cosigned to death by the Republicans Party; Obama will be accorded Top 3 status in the history of America.

But, further enhancing his legacy is the fact that perhaps only one other President had to deal with repeated death threats, not only from ignorant bigots, but in Obama's case from the leaders of the Pro Human Pain and Suffering Chicken Hawk Punk Ass Bitch Republican Party.

Punk Ass Bitch Republicans are actively inciting their followers the 9/12ers, Birtherites, Teabaggers, Get-a-Job Shouters, the "suddenly" fiscally conservatives to Insurrection and the assassination of Obama. Of course, being the cowards that they are, R. Limbaugh, Dick Cheney, Liz Cheney, Sean Hannity, Paul Broun, Rick Perry, Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann and the rest of the flabby assed Punk Ass Bitches would claim they had no idea their constant vitriol, cries of Hitler, death panels, revolution and outright falsehoods and lies directed at Obama had anything to do with the attempted murder they hope and pray happens to Obama.


Green Eagle said...

But, I read a couple of days ago that Obama is like Hitler, because they both use arm gestures when they speak.

So, think about this: Obama currently lives in the VERY SAME HOUSE occupied by Nixon when he was president, and even more amazingly, they both OWN (or owned) DOGS! See, they are the same.

Now, liberal socialists might argue that Dick Cheney, say, is just like Hitler, because they are both warmongering criminal bullies with no respect for human rights, but that would be a trivial similarity, not worth our attention.

I hope this comment has straightened things out.

Me, Myself, And I said...


Grung_e_Gene said...

Me, Myself, And I:

I need "LOTS OF HELP AND VERY FAST"? Are you en route to off me or something??? I know you probably wish/pray for Obama's death but I'm not him...

Grung_e_Gene said...

Green Eagle: See, I know Obama is Hitler because he thinks like Hitler. I know it, is enough for me.

But, perhaps I was too nuanced in the previous post concerning The Boys from Brazil. In the novel set in 1974, Obama would have been 13 having been born in 1961 under cloudy circumstances. Well the 93 other Hitler clones were all 13 as well having been born under cloudy circumstances. Demonstrable proof: Obama IS Hitler...

Green Eagle said...

I wonder if we could motivate a patriotic Republican congressman, say Michelle Bachmann, to introduce legislation to legally require Obama to grow one of those little mustaches, so everyone would be aware of how like Hitler he is.

When Democrats (except Joe Lieberman, of course) voted against the legislation Republicans could run in 2010 on a platform of how Democrats would not extend a bipartisan hand across the aisle. This could be a great issue for them, with swing voters.