Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Where is the Conservative and Republican Rush to enlist?

I haven't heard about the mad rush by Young Republicans (YR's) or Young Conservatives (YC's) to fill the slots needed by ISAF Commander General Stanley McChrystal to win in Afghanistan. The YC's resistance and fighting here on American Colleges is too important and the YR's are too busy fighting here on the home front against Islamo-Hitler to finish the job Superhero Bush and Ditherless Cheney began 8 years ago. Or maybe all the slots were filled by ethnic minorities while they DeLay'ed and by other Americans in tough financial straits or lacking health coverage?

Well, you can't expect the gutless flabby Chicken Hawk Punk Ass Bitch Republicans to actually fight! They merely goad people on and leave the fighting to be done by others.

Perhaps, secretly, the Chicken Hawks agree with US State Department Official Matthew Hoh (and former Marine) who resigned his position in Zabul Province because of opposition to continuing the Afghan War. Hoh stated in his resignation letter, "I find it specious the reasons we ask for bloodshed and sacrifice form our young men and women in Afghanistan" and "I do not believe any military force has ever been tasked with complex , opaque and Sisyphean mission as the U.S. military has received in Afghanistan." But, Chicken Hawk Punk Ass Bitch Republicans will publicly call for more troops and more war if they think it will help their political aspirations all the while harboring no intention of ever putting their pasty asses in the fire.

Rough stuff excerpted from The Usual Suspect at Rucksack to Backpack: Walk With Me In Hell
To my ungrateful generation,

This world is full of people who demand respect without earning it. That's a commodity that I can no longer afford to give away freely. If I haven't earned someone's respect by now, then I never will, and that's fine. The more I think about it, the more I realize that you have NOT earned mine. Thought you had it for free? I can't believe you're still alive when some of the best men I'll ever know died in someone else's country. As far as I'm concerned, this ain't your land anymore. We earn our keep. You'll always be below me now, not because of what you haven't done, but because of how you conduct yourself despite what you have not done. Don't dare try to cheapen what we go through. Come experience it for yourself.

Roll the dice, take a chance card. Spin the wheel, sit for a spell and let the Russian Roulette begin. Let's do some time in the meat grinder together, THEN you can open your mouth. Until then, you're cattle with an inflated ego and unfounded opinions. Empty, vapid, soulless byproducts of bad TV and shitty rap music.

There's more via the link. But, that's a coarse hard bitten assessment of the hidden costs of war which Punk Ass Bitch Chicken Hawk Republicans conveniently leave out of the ledger of bills due. Hopefully, The Usual Suspect doesn't let his experiences exact too much of a toll on his soul. So I bid him remember those Thespians of Great Renown and their view on (The Bright Side of) Life:

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
~ The Bright Side of Life, Monty Python

Operation Yellow Elephant: Not as tough as his name and mouth imply


Serving Patriot said...

Amen bro. I've been waiting since 2001 for the YR/YC brigades to break down the enlistment center doors in their bloodlust rush.

It's always easier for these pogues to let the foolish "volunteers" get killed or maimed for "their" country.

Keep up the good work!


Grung_e_Gene said...

It would be comedic, if it weren't so tragic, the way a vast segment of society has tacitly accepted the Warmongers Chicken Hawk amongst them when in earlier times they would have been ostracized for their blood thirsty cowardice.

BTW, I've always felt Chicken Hawk-i-ness is an evolutionary response, per Jared Diamond's theory. By, sounding brave but not risking their asses in combat they gain access to the warrior mystique and aura whilst simultaneously gaining access to unaccompanied women on the home front.

Case in point Dick Cheney spawned 2 children and Liz clearly carries the Chicken Hawk Blood lust genes...

Joe "Truth 101" Kelly said...

What boggles the mind about the chicken hawks is that when Dick Cheney goes to the VFW to make a speech, they cheer him as though he's general MacArthur.

I don't get it Gene. I've never been in the Service but I can't stand the hypocrisy and faux machoness of this and other assholes like him.

Grung_e_Gene said...

Hey, they aren't called the Veterans of Foreign Wars for nothing. After all the Illinois VFW has the honor and distinction of supporting Peter Roskam Republican Punk Ass Bitch over Tammy Duckworth in 2006.

Duckworth, of course, being a wounded Veteran of a Foreign War and Roskam being nothing more than a Chicken Hawk Republican Stooge and hater of the American people.

The VFW PAC press release: the PAC cannot allow military service or VFW membership to be automatic endorsement qualifiers.

Nope being an actual VFW doesn't earn you the VFW endorsement being a Punk Ass Bitch Republican is required.

Jolly Roger said...

You have to understand something about these bitch cowards. Just like their monkey hero, they see themselves as being too important for something like military service. That is best left to the riff-raff, since it doesn't matter how many of THEM get killed.

Joe "Truth 101" Kelly said...

I remember that race all too well Gene. I'm an Illinoisan. I remember the assholes that savaged Duckworth. Punk ass bitches just like you say. I gave a few of them some real good "mother fuckings" on Rich Miller's Capital Fax blog before he shut me down. The douchebag didn't shut down the bitches that were lying about Duckworth though.