I find J.D. Vance a pitiable man (but my sympathy for his plight doesn't excuse his support of Fascism)

J.D. really did nail the 
come fvck me look
in this picture

I had to change the title of this post after the recent revelations that J.D. Vance enjoyed dressing in drag.  I had originally entitled this: Jesse Ventura body-slams Just Dishonorable Vance as Republicans ratchet up their smear campaign on VP Tim Walz.  As former Governor Ventura had done several interviews calling out Vance for his disgraceful attacks on Walz's service record.

But now...

Sigh...  look I am very sorry Vance can not, whether through fear or naked ambition, live the way he apparently wished to;  but, my sympathy for him ends when he chooses a course of action to take away other peoples' freedom to live their lives as they see fit.

Between changing his name and religion and outlook on society multiple times, J.D. Vance seemed to really suffer from that millennial manhood malaise.  Vance, like many men of his generation, doesn't know what it means to be a man;  he tried to find it in the Marines, he tried to find it at Yale, he tried to find it in the catharsis of a New York Times bestseller, he tried to find it as a reactionary catholic convert, he tried to find it as a husband and father, and now he's trying to find it as a pure MAGA Fascist.

But, not knowing what it is to be a man, feeling rudderless, and questioning his identity are not the problem, the problem is he gloomed onto the worst fucking person in modern America and attached himself to the MAGA Fascist movement.

Instead, Vance has aligned himself with the vicious and hateful, and a man who promises to eradicate Transgender day one and whose policy platform laid out in Project 2025, would subject LGBTQ Americans to invasive and draconian abuse from the Federal Government.

Vance is just a sad, sad man... 

But, what are the Republicans going to do?  I think they are going to play this off as The Left being the intolerant ones and claim Vance was just playing around and this is a distraction from the real issues.  Unfortunately, the real issue is Vance is a raging hypocrite and if he were to attain office (with Trump) he will use the Awesome Power of Government to imprison, medically castrate, and kill innocent people.

This campaign season has everything the political press could ever want.  Twists and turns, drama, an association attempt, and now unexpected revelations.

Original Post follows:

Republicans continue to smear Vice President Tim Walz.  I understand why; they have nothing to run on.  Traitor Trump continues to his rapid descent into syphilitic madness railing about AI generated crowds after listening to the fantasies of his advisor Dinesh DSouza, inventing stories of near-death Helicopter rides, and making claims so fanatical that even his loving Corporate Media has to tepidly state they are not true.

Remember this all stems from the Republican lies about Iraq.  Tim Walz served in the Minnesota National Guard, not the regular Army.  This deployment the lying Republicans claim is "Stolen Valor" happened a full 2 years after the Infamous Mission Accomplished, flight suit bulge from W(orst President Ever).  Because of the Iraq War lies about Weapons of Mass Destruction and the rightwing plan to use the Iraq War for stealing money from the American people, Bush needed to send National Guardsmen into the theatre, which he accomplished with an executive order.  Nor did future Vice President Walz claim to or implied to have served in Iraq or Afghanistan this is just straight up lying and taking out sections of a speech Walz did as a congressman and claiming he said he served at Bagram Air Base. 

Republicans believe, perhaps correctly, that if they just continue to smear, slander, lie, and Swift Boat Tim Walz eventually the media will pick up the baton and run with it as they've done in the past with Hillary's emails, Benghazi, and the Swift Boating of John Kerry in 2004.  So, it should be no surprise that they strategist for Just Dishonorable Vance was Chris LaCivita who led the attack on John Kerry.

I hope he got his 40 pieces of silver 

Elon Musk Fascist Twitter is just rife with Republicans posting and reposting each other's lies and false narratives about Tim Walz and then seeing Bots and Nazis amplify it.  Republicans have always engaged in incestuous amplification (that's how we got the Phony Global war on Terror in the first place) and convincing themselves that their weird ideas and lies are reality.

As of right now the Corporate Media has covered and debunked the lies coming from Republicans.  And given enough time Republicans may be able to make their lies stick.  After all as Kevin McCarthy noted in 2016, Republican lies and attacks on Hillary Clinton before that election brought her favorables down and the 25 years of slander rightwingers had done on HRC had seeded the narrative.  However, Social Media these days aren't dominated by credulous Boomers reposting Russian disinformation and regurgitating the shit Racist Limpballs used to spew daily.

Goebbels Miller was born in 1985 and didn't serve

It’s fascinating to see the cavalcade of  Couchborne conservative Chickenhawks return to the roost of loving the Iraq War.  I only read these weird assholes on Nitter.poast.org

Remember all these right wingers pushing the Stolen Valor smear of Vice President Tim Walz abstained from serving in the military during George W(orst POTUS) Bush's war crime in Iraq and folly in Afghanistan.  Ben SShapiro's twitter is weirdo foot fetish Ben sharing random X accounts attacks on Tim Walz.

Perhaps, it doesn't matter anymore.  It's not 2004 anymore, Republicans have steadily confined themselves to speaking to each other and have created an alternate reality for themselves where they share these things.  And as the Boomers move closer and closer to extinction they aren't being exposed to the utter insular weirdness of rightwing twitter which is creating memes of Tim Walz drinking horse cum...

The Legend of Stalker Vance: What a Drag (Queen), Coward who didn't reenlist, or serve in Afghanistan (what a pitiable man)

Jumpin' J.D. Vance is a drag drag drag

"J.D. Vance is a phony, he's fake. I mean, he first says that Donald Trump is like Hitler, and now he's acting like he's Lincoln. The problem with JD Vance is he has no conviction, but I guess his running mate has 34." - Governor Andy Beshear of Kentucky

Okay first thing first.  Anyone who says using the picture of J.D. Vance dressed in drag is beneath us; is a bad faith actor who is trying to stem the surging Harris/Walz momentum.  

Second, to any Republican who smugly replies 'so much for the tolerant left', the Ghost of Karl Popper should appear to hit them in the head with a hammer.  The issue isn't our tolerance.  Wear whatever you want.  The problem is the complete Intolerance of the Right;  Trump and rightwing influencers have called for the eradication of Transpeople, repeatedly.

As to J.D. Vance, he's a shameless parasite who changes his persona more often than he reapplies his guy liner.

J.D. Vance is the lowest of the low.  After trashing poor white people in Appalachia he became a man who sold out everything, and everyone, and abandoned every principle he seemed to hold in order to have a shot at political power.  Vance is now leading the attack on Governor Walz which every conservative including Chickenhawks who never served a day are amplifying.  Worse Vance seems comfortable treating his wife and children like garbage, and eager to debase himself for Traitor Trump in an effort to appease his rabid base of racist garbage followers. 

Cowardly, J.D. Vance (aka Corporal James Hamel) who did not reenlist in the Marine Corps after his paltry 4 years of active duty were up, and didn't serve in Afghanistan at all, despite falsely claiming he answered his country's call for service is still attacking Vice President Walz's military service.  And because Trump and Vance are bereft of ideas and moral black holes, Vance thinks stalking President Harris from place to place is the way to run his campaign. 

Now, as to this picture... I don't want to hear any excuses about oh it's probably Halloween or oh it's a joke because you can tell how not made up to look like a women he is.  It isn't a joke.  Vance's heel turn isn't kayfabe it's designed to attract the vile weirdo rightwing terrorists and Genital Inspectors who want to monitor women's menstrual cycles and execute LGBTQ people.

Here at GuyLiner Airlines were guarantee we will:
A) Monitor the fertility of each and every little girl
B) Force her to have sex with you

These people who support Trump and Vance have been threatening for years to murder LGBTQ people.

  Republicans and their fanatical base of domestic terrorism allege anyone who dresses in drag is a pedophile.  They've stated Drag Shows are child abuse and grooming operations.  They've called Trans people mentally ill and said Trans people are the evil, criminals, and should be killed.  Elected Republicans in Congress like, Major Traitor Greene and Foghorn Kennedy have insulted Trans people during committee hearings to score political points.  And just last week,  Republicans insinuated that Kamala Harris wants "biological men" to beat up women because of the Olympic Boxing "controversy" involving the Algerian boxer Imane Khelif.

Right now, J.D. Vance and his campaign team (such as it is) are trying to figure out how to attack President Harris and Vice President Walz over this.  This is just simply outrageous. It's beyond IOKIYAR.  It's beyond mere hypocrisy.  The choice this November could not be more clear nor more stark;  Trump and Vance are cheap and tawdry, creepy criminal hypocrites, who will empower racists, fascist fundamentalists, weirdos, and the Plutocrats to tear down the United States and replace it with a cheap simulacrum of a Democratic Republic.  Harris and Walz are demonstrably Real Americans who speak towards reaching that more perfect Union.

Update:

It is now incontrovertible that J.D. Vance dressed and vamped in drag, as a second picture has been released.  This is just sad.  I think "Vance" is a pitiable man.  He's one of these lost young men searching for meaning, purpose, sense of self.  I knew a lot of these millennials who had watched Fight Club and American Pyscho and took Tyler Durden's basic nihilist philosophy and Patrick Batemen's sociopathy as guiding ideas.  Then 9/11 happened to them and they thought they would become real men (whatever that means) by joining the military.

If Vance wasn't set upon harming millions of Americans and engaged in a campaign of personal destruction against people who have done him no harm.  I'd feel the need to help him.  Instead we've got to crush him and Traitor DonOld Trump no matter how that shatters his psyche.

It will also be in keeping with rightwing America's homophobia and violent hatred of the other to destroy Vance over this...

Joyful Warriors Harris and Walz are reclaiming Freedom (and Camo) from weirdo Republicans

 We are joyful / They are weird and it’s driving Republicans mad.  Cowardly creep JD Vance went onto Sunday morning crying tears into his couch cushion about mean Democrats and then engaged in the same racist attacks on President Harris as Trump did.  (And well... it appears something big is about go national about Vance tomorrow)

Taking back the narrative has been one of the successful moves of the Harris Walz campaign.  In her speeches, soon-to-be President Harris has made it a point to proclaim She and the Democratic Party are the Party of Freedom;  Republicans concept of freedom is a cruel inversion and the "freedom" to do as they tell you to.Traitor Trump creepy Vance and the Republicans are on their heels, flailing, and failing.  Thus, they can only resort to racist slurs and slanders against Governor Walz's military service. 

The Harris Walz embroidered came hat sold 50,000 units in a day.  Madam President is reclaiming freedom and patriotism from the vile scoundrels of the right who took and perverted their meaning to have it align with their vision of a Fascist America.

Republicans, the Corporate Media and rapacious Plutocrats are furious at the energy, surging momentum, the direct appeal and the Joy soon-to-be President Harris and Vice President Walz have brought to the American people.  Even with the ardent help and steadfast loyalty of the Corporate media Harris is pulling away from Trump.  This election is going to be a blowout.  Everyone can feel it and everyone is stunned by the 180 over the past 3 weeks.

Now... it's far from a sure thing.  Republicans have installed treasonous anti-American people in key positions in the hopes of subverting the Kamala Harris victory and the Supremacist Court with it's totally corrupt six are never to be trusted.  Meanwhile, you’ve probably heard the Elitist Media are beginning to grouse they are not getting their access journalism they deem their right as though they are some Feudal Guild entitled to interviews with Madam President.

Megs is Furious and no one likes her.

Seizing on the entitlement expressed by Corporate Media journalists, Trump ever the canny racist says this is because Kamala Harris is dumb.  But Traitor DonOld Trumps lifeless and flaccid campaign is frightening the Nazis and Super Rich who thought his reelection was in the bag and couldn’t wait to rain down death, destruction, despoilation, terror and horror on America.

But even as Trump and the Republicans have unleashed their full racist fury and concocted a 2nd Swiftboat campaign it’s not got the same umph as before.  And Kamala Harris and Tim Walz aren't playing defense they are bringing the fight to the treasonous MAGA villains and bringing their message of Joy, Freedom, and victory directly to Us.

I served in both Iraq and Afghanistan cowardly J.D. Vance did not. Why didn't Vance re-enlist?

All these Republicans died from Covid
Thankfully...

And...  Just like that Republicans fell in love with the Iraq War all over again

Back in 2005, while overseas at Camp Red Spear Point*, in Ramadi Iraq with my high Pro/Con marks, decent rifle and pft scores, I made the cutting score for promotion to Sgt (E-5).  I also received my first performance evaluation as our tour of duty neared completion.  

I was offered a chance to re-up overseas ($30,000 tax free!) with a guaranteed 6 month B-billet at the legendary 8th & I Barracks assigned to assist in training new 2nd Lieutenants (Butter Bars) for Intel work in the GWoT.  I declined to re-enlist, having spent Christmas 2002, 2003, 2004 overseas and upon returning home I entered the long-coveted 1st Civ Div.  Now, that was only my EAS date my EOS date was still 3 years away.

Which brings up a question:

Corporal Jason Hamel (aka J.D. Vance) as you will note, did not re-enlist despite his big time proclamations of Heroism.  He served from 2003-2007 but as every Veteran knows that first 4 years is active duty and the next 4 are inactive ready reserves.  So...  why did Vance who claimed to have answered his Country's call, not re-enlist for another 4 years and deploy to Iraq again or Afghanistan?  Why did the cowardly J.D. Vance run away?

Instead, Hamel aka J.D. Vance launched a despicable political career now being capped off with a despicable smear of Vice President Tim Walz the other day.

And so here we are back in 2004, with Swiftboaters and Republican cowards, chickenhawks, and warmongers attacking a Veteran.   I didn't think Republicans would fall back in love with the Iraq War again.  I didn’t think my blog posts from 2007-2011 would be relevant again but, then you must always remember Republicans piss on Veterans who stand against their tyrannical rightwing agenda of brutal oppression, hateful intolerance, and destruction of the United States as laid out in  Project 2025 plan partially authored by J.D. Vance himself.

Do you remember Mean Jean Schmidt claiming Congressman John Murtha "a coward who cut and run"?  Schmidt went on to have a public orgasm when she thought the Roberts Court struck down Obamacare and most recently told little girls in Ohio it's a blessing to carry a rapists baby instead of getting an abortion.

If you remember when Sarah Palin and John McCain lost the 2008 election, conservatives on-line declared 11/22/2008 Victory in Iraq Day so they could say anything bad that happens from here on out is President Barack Obama's fault.

Or of more recent vintage perhaps you recall Ted Cruz leading fist bump parade amongst Republicans in the Senate when they defeated President Biden's expanded healthcare bill for Veterans?

Twitter (X) is now thoroughly a Nazi cesspool so it's rife with Republican liars disparaging Governor Tim Walz but, unlike with John Kerry Twitter cuts both ways as people are pushing back against the campaign of rightwing lies and the Republican liars who push them.  Republicans hate America and Republicans hate Veterans, especially ones who call out their weird and creepy, racist and sexist campaign to undermine and destroy the United States of America.

Will, the blitz to smear and slander Vice President Tim Walz, cost the Harris/Walz ticket some votes possibly... but, Republicans aren't counting on votes twin this election, they're counting on a bureaucratic coup and violence form Reactionary weirdos and terrorists.

Additional:

As the attacks on Tim Walz military service begin to fizzle the next avenue of attack 'Grooming' is making itself clear, as Weirdo Stephen Miller every tweet is now Coach Walz gave Tampons to boys.  Remember Twitter (X) isn't real life and We are winning so they viciousness and lies coming from Republicans is only going to get worse.

* - It was Camp Blue Diamond in Ramadi but as we were the 2nd Marine Division I said we should change the name during my tour.

Trump in a Total incoherent meltdown. Will the Corporate Media continue to prop up the raving racist pudding-brained Trump?

Will the Corporate Media aid Dementia DonOld Trump, Creepy Stalker Vance, and the Treasonous Republican Party in stealing Kamala Harris Presidential victory?

I'm not Mad! I'm not Mad! I'm not Mad!

Soon-to-be President Kamala Harris is pulling away in every poll and in every campaign rally.  Her crowds blow away the psychotic MAGA super fans who follow Trump around.  But, because his stamina is completely shot, Trump hasn't done any campaigning in a week.

Instead today Traitor Trump, his brain completely consumed with spirochetes, spiraling out of control in a racist fury, gave an inane rambling, fact-free rant so incoherent, so rife with projection of his own foibles, and replete with lies and vicious slanders and falsehoods it's a wonder why the interview didn't lead to an immediate call for Trump to step aside and be confined for a mental health evaluation.

So, the continued complicit silence from mainstream media is now growing louder than anything in America, other than the pulsating energy coming from the next President and Vice President of the United States Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

DonOld... You Mad!

For just one example, DonOld continued to claim everyone wanted Roe v. Wade overturned (of course not true) and also Democrats kill babies after they are born (horrendous lie).  And yet, what was the Media choose to focus upon was their umbrage that those mean-old Democrats would claim J.D. Vance fucks couches.  Now, as it turns out that J.D. Vance unquestionably fucked a couch or two.  And with the help of the Mainstream Media, is looking to fuck over every woman and little girl in America.  Is any primetime journalist going to tell Trump flatly that he is lying and not only that, but, that his despicable lies about post-birth abortions are heinous lies? 

Well, now just a scant few days later Vance, with the aid of Swiftboat Veteran Chris LaCivita, has besmirched Governor Tim Walz with a despicable Stolen Valor accusation.  And the Corporate Media dutifully reported Vance's and LaCivita's lies.  Don't hold your breath expecting them to chastise the chaise lounger rapist Vance anytime soon.  Fortunately, unlike in 2004 when John Kerry was so taken aback he viewed his best course of action to not acknowledge the "Purple Heart Band-aid" insults which unfortunately led to Dirty Republican Fuckers to set the narrative which the Corporate Media dutifully followed, an army of on-line Harris/Walz backers can fight the slander and smear job and not let the Mainstream Media catapult Republican propaganda.

In a horrible, yet totally predictable pattern, just like as we saw with pudding brain Trump's racist slur on Kamala Harris ancestry, the Corporate Media framed the swift boat attack on Tim Walz as Governor Walz's problem.  For decades now, the Corporate Media has taken great pains to ensure the stories they print in their so-called liberal news are slanted to reflect the views and opinions of Republicans.

How many times did the FTFNYT run out to do a 'Cletus Safari' to learn what Trump voters think.  How many times did the Sunday morning shows declare that when Republicans are in power over the government Republicans should be interviewed because they are in power and when Democrats are in power, Republicans should be interviewed for balance and their take.

A mere 3 weeks ago, the entire Mainstream Media was consumed with an elderly man and his run for the office of President.  That man, Joe Biden, gallantly stepped aside, voluntarily ceding power for the good of the Nation.  An act so outside the keen of Republicans, they've concocted some fantasy scenario wherein President Joe Biden rescinds his decision during the August DNC in Chicago and is once again the Presumptive nominee.  They think this because none of them would ever consider doing what is right for America and they so badly want the Democrats to fall apart so syphilitic Trump can arrest his precipitous descent into total madness.

Seriously, when was the last time any journalist told DonOld Trump, 'What the fuck are you talking about with Hannibal Lecter, you absolute lunatic?'  or 'Why would you claim your crowd size was bigger then MLK Jr?'  Instead, the Corporate Media contorts themselves to properly parse what Trump means when he says other countries are emptying their insane asylums because he doesn't understand what request asylum means.  Stop fucking doing that.  Trump is insane and a fucking fascist.  Stop giving him the benefit of the doubt, stop taking him seriously but, not literally, stop pacifying a full-blown fascist who is entering a sundowning haze of rage and dementia.

Gross? Weird? Creepy? Yes times 3. 

Now, I understand rightwing commentators who have staked their entire brand on being a Reactionary gadfly, the Tim Pool, Ben SShapiro, Matt Walsh, or whomever.  Their business model is based upon selling the GOP shit to MAGA and keeping Republican voters in a constant state of Fear & Anger. 

As to Republican voters they've fallen deep into the Sunk Cost Fallacy hole and can not get free as long as DonOld Traitor Trump is running for office.  They've ignored his vicious racism, weird syphilitic diatribes, despicable insults, declarations of dictatorship, and overall insanity for this long so they are going to stick with him.  Nothing he says will dissuade them from choosing Fascism.

The only pertinent question going forward is by how much will President Kamala Harris and Vice President Tim Walz win the electoral college and popular vote, and how will the Treasonous Republican Party attempt to steal the 2024 election?  As Heather 'digby' Parton says, Georgia Trumpublicans seem to be set upon not certifying President Harris victory and Rachel Maddow warned Trump and his Project 2025 co-conspirators seem confident they won't need to win the election in order to install DonOld Traitor Trump back into the White House.

Our fight is far from over, Kamala Harris is going to be the next President unless Trump can move enough people into committing another Insurrection and Coup d'etat.

Kamala Harris and Tim Walz are going to win the Presidential Election in a Landslide, while Traitor Trump, Creepy Stalker Vance and weirdo Republicans implode in a stark raving mad racist fury

"I know Governor Walz is on the phone, and we spoke, and I fully agree with the way he handled it the last couple of days.  He's an excellent guy. You've got a big National Guard out there that's ready to come in and fight like hell. I tell you, the best — what they did in Minneapolis was incredible. They went in and dominated, and it happened immediately."

That's your next President and Vice President

Is that Arch-Communist Joe Biden praising Governor Tim Walz for the handling of the George Floyd Protests in 2020?  Nope, it's then President Trump just exuberantly lauding Tim Walz, and declaring he was "very happy" Walz handling of the situation.  DonOld Trump effusively praising Tim Walz for his handling of the George Floyd protests just underscores jello-brained and jello-spined Trump doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground, can't remember what he's said, and is willing to say anything in order to gain a short term advantage immediately, if not sooner.

But, while this completely obliterates the lies Republicans are now telling (it is a rightwing fact that Minneapolis and St. Paul were totally burned to the ground) just listen to the sentiments of Trump and Walz in this call; Trump speaks of dominating while Tim Walz speaks of his communities healing.  It’s because Trump believes and yearns for Authoritarianism and Tim Walz believes in America.

When you boil this race down to it's pure core it's this: Kamala Harris and Tim Walz believe in America and Traitor Trump and Couch Fucker Vance want to impose a Fascist Totalitarian State onto the majority of the America people.

But, besides 'the Minnesota is a smoking ruin' agitprop campaign from Republicans, Stalker Vance has sunk to the lowest of slanders against Vice President Walz by claiming he engaged in Stolen Valor, while Vance's spokespeople are claiming Kamala Harris must have stunk up Air Force 2 because she's black.

“Make sure AF2 is deep cleaned because Lord only knows what @KamalaHarris and her team have done on there,” Cheung wrote on X. “The smell alone on that plane must be crazy.”

As always there is no pushback against Vance’s despicable smear on Tim Walz military service from the Republicans because as I’ve said for years Republicans only support Veterans who help advance their vile agenda, for J.D. that’s fucking couches and inspecting little girls private parts, not providing them school lunches.  And as for ha ha ha black stink, Racist attack on soon-to-be President Harris that's de rigueur for all Republicans.

And Faux News comedian Greg Gutfeld (who didn't serve in the US Military, didn't join after 9/11, and only contribution to Dick Cheney Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan was to insult and mock the Canadian Military in 2009 after they lost several service members in Afghanistan in action) went so far as to call Governor Tim Walz a "a coward".

Ha... ha... ha...   

Trump & Vance swirling the bowl

What a joke, Greg...  But, the bigger joke is the Trump Vance campaign.  King of the Weirdos Trump's spell over many Americans is about to be broken because this two-time loser, multiple count felon, court adjudicated rapist is about to get blown away (metaphorically speaking, of course).  The energy swirling around President Harris and VP Walz is pushing this into modern blowout territory.  Imagine the panic surrounding Trump as his grotesque family of criminal buffoons tries to calm his senile rage.  And the grifting yes men, try to show him poll numbers which don't show Harris passing him and pulling away in all demographics.  46% of white voters for Harris/Walz?  That's a number not seen since Ronnie Raygun convinced white men that racism and sexism was the heart and soul of the Republican Party.

No, I'm not expressing overconfidence.  Kamala Harris and Tim Walz are going to win this by over 10 Million Votes, while Trump and Vance are two turds swirling the bowl and if it wasn't for the Slave Owners Electoral College, Billionaire Plutocrats hoping to get Trump into office to destroy all regulations and taxes, and the Fash Curious Corporate Media, this would be an historic blowout.

Republicans are liars, weirdos, and criminals

These next 3 months are going to be some of the ugliest in modern memory, Republican politicians and commentators are furious, fucking furious, and I expect the treasonous GOP House members to try and steal the election by denying the results, while State Officials decline to certify Kamala Harris overwhelming victory, while all Republicans hope the Supreme Sinister Six declare the election null and void and declare by Imperial Fiat Trump/Vance are the winners even though those two are the Biggest Losers in America.

So, do whatever you can to overcome the Republican plans to steal this election because Trump and Vance are going to lose it.

Petulant Republican weirdos and Corporate media toadies are really upset Vice President Walz made a couch joke yesterday

Alanis Morissette should sue for Ironic! 

To the Fainting Couches!!!

For fucking years, Republicans have hurled the most vile, despicable, scurrilous, bigoted lies, smears and false accusations at liberals, elected Democratic officials, and anyone who pushes back against the rightwing agenda of intolerance, oppression, and the destruction of the United States.

The insults have ranged from micro aggressions of insulting Transpeople by calling them the wrong name to claiming Barack Obama, the duly elected President of the United States, was illegitimate and not really an American.

And now that liberals and Democratic officials are punching back, with absolutely true allegations, the Corporate Media and Reactionary journalists are mad and pouting about how unfair and nasty this is.

It's the bully and the toady dynamic.  Republicans are bullies who have and their Corporate Media toadies to tell the victims that you can't defend yourself or *gasp* fight back against their bullying.

David French says you can't punch back

It's really shameless.  Disgusting.  And demonstrates how captured and subservient the so-called Liberal Media is to Republicans.  For fucking years that treasonous criminal toad has insulted, slandered, and threatened anyone who opposes him.  Including members of the Justice Department, Judges, and officers of the court while he loses actual court cases.  And the Mainstream Media not only accepts it as Trump being Trump, they help spread his attacks.

Just. Last. Week.  Trump revived the Birther slur and declared soon-to-be President Kamala Harris isn't black according to his mind.  And the New York Times didn't immediately call for his resignation.  No, the FTFNYT, NPR, Washington Post and numerous other journalists declared Trump's Racist Attack raises questions for the Kamala Harris campaign.  Bullies and Toadies, a symbiotic relationship.

In fact, in response ABC News invited Byron Donalds of Florida, a black man married to a white women, who proceeded to defend DonOld Traitor Trump's charges of Miscegenation and racism, as he's done for years. And last week "J.D. Vance" proudly told a MAGA crowd while his wife isn't white, she's a good mother but, don't worry Vance is a shithead to his "mixed race" children as he posted a video of himself telling his son to shut the hell up about Pikachu for 30 seconds because he's on the phone with a DonOld Traitor Trump.  I can not believe these poor kids are going to have to grow up knowing the people whom their father idolizes think they are garbage.  What a weird mean thing to do to your son, especially for the King of the Weirdos.

Mary Katherine Ham says lay back and take it

Now, here is the unfortunate truth;  J.D. Vance did, in fact, fuck a couch despite what Republicans and the Corporate Media would have you believe, but did you also know his name isn't even "Vance"?  And his initials aren't "J.D."?  These were not the names assigned to him at his birth but, ones he adopted along the way?  And he expects other people to honor his later life choices, while he and his despicable Party of thugs and bullies treat people who are different like garbage and repeatedly threaten to murder them.  And Vance and several high-profile Republicans are repeatedly lying and claiming the Democratic Party was behind the shooting at Donald Trump, stoking the MAGA mob into taking the matter into their own hands with violence.

Always remember these calls for "be better" are
demands by Corporate Media journalists for
Democrats to not fight back

These fucking creepy criminals are the people the Corporate Media and Republican journalists demand you not make fun of or call them weird.  Because for 30 plus years, ever since that bloated fucking turd Newt Gingrich slandered and smeared Democrats as a political strategy, Republicans have gotten away with attacks over and over and over while Democrats crouched in a defensive stance like punching bags.

Well, that fucking time is over.  Soon-to-be President Kamala Harris and Vice President have signaled they are going to be Joyful Warriors pummeling the dour criminal duo of Traitor Trump and Couch Fucker Vance.  When we fight (back), we win.

Introducing President Kamala Harris and Vice President Tim Walz, who represent regular Americans and will crush the Republican Weirdos

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz correctly labeled the Republican Party "Weird people".  He will now be the next Vice President of the United States. 

This is a great pick because all the Reactionary journalists call it a bad pick.  The Corporate Media confidently declared the pick was going to be Josh Shapiro (in the hopes of running multiple stories of fractures in the Harris campaign) and now are mad, and most importantly because Governor Walz called Republicans what they are "weird people".  Republicans hate America.

Since, the highpoint of the RNC when Trump and his cabal of criminals thought they had a cakewalk into the White House the Republicans have been in a full blown panic and downward spiral and while the majority of this is due to the political machinations of President Joe Biden and Madam 47th President, a large boost was provided when Tim Walz correctly labeled creepy Republicans "weird"

The best part is it's true so no matter how many apoplectic tantrums weirdo Republicans throw, Truth remains an absolute defense against defamation, until the Sinister Six on the US Supremacist Court undo 60 years of precedent and throw out the 1964 New York Times vs. Sullivan ruling, 

Tim Walz has been a great progressive Democratic leader well before his "Republicans are weird people" rocketed him into consideration for Vice President.  Now, that Kamala Harris has picked him the flat-footed Republicans are going to run the standard smear playbook.  But, my god read this Faux News story about Governor Walz,

Vice President and Democratic presidential nominee Kamala Harris selected Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz as her running mate on Tuesday, putting an increased focus on his life and record in public office. 

Walz, 60, is a former U.S. Army National Guard member and a former teacher who has raised his profile in recent weeks as an effective advocate for Harris. He grew up in a small town in Nebraska, and was also a football coach and union member at a high school in Minnesota before getting into politics. Recently, he attacked former President Trump and his running mate JD Vance as "weird," a viral insult the Harris campaign has embraced. 

A former member of Congress from a Republican-leaning district, Walz has proven appeal with rural, White voters, though he has also championed progressive policies as governor, such as free school meals and expanded paid worker leave. While Minnesota is a solidly Democratic state, it is close to Wisconsin and Michigan, two crucial battlegrounds.  

"Don’t ever shy away from our progressive values," he said on a "White Dudes for Harris" call on Monday night. "One person’s socialism is another person’s neighborliness.

And tell me that doesn't sound like a rock star progressive and the type of Democratic leader we need today.  Tim Walz resume, personality, background, achievements identify him as the type of man, American, and Democrat that should be in the highest offices of the land.

I do think there was some calculation that picking, Walz who is the same age as soon-to-be President Harris insures there to be no back-stabbing or bickering amongst the candidates not chosen.  This severely disappoints the Corporate Media who are desperate to put Trump back in the White House.

But... it's not happening!  Look, this isn't over.  We've got to beat the Fascist Wannabe DonOld Trump and his little Himmler "J.D. Vance" but, the momentum and vibes are with Harris and Walz and the Trumpublican Party of traitors, bigots, thieves, madmen, and terrorists have nothing to offer the American people.  Republicans know it.  The Media knows it.  The American people are slowly learning it.

As soon-to-be Vice President Walz said during the White Dudes for Harris event, 

“How often in 100 days do you get to change the trajectory of the world?  And how often in the world do you make that bastardd wake up afterwards and know that a Black woman kicked his ass and sent him on the road?”

When we fight, We win!  Let's Fucking Go!!!

Additional:

The rollout of Governor Tim Walz with Madam President Kamala Harris in Philadelphia, Penn is full of the energy, vibes, and enthusiasm we haven't seen since 2008.  These speeches are hopeful, lively, powerful.  This is Fire.  Kamala Harris is brat and We, the People are going to win in November.  

Additional 2:

The response from rightwing weirdos to attack Tim Walz has demonstrated just how out-of-touch, creepy, and inside a propaganda bubble of their own farts, conservatives are... 

Bear or Man is getting out of control. Because RFK Jr killed bear cub and he, his Plutocratic benefactors, staunch Republican friends, and the Media are trying to kill Democracy.

Fortunately, despite Republican efforts to disenfranchise numerous Americans, Kamala Harris is going to be the 47th President of the United States.

I don't believe RFK Jr's bullshit tale about the Central Park bear cub.  This fucking asshole lunatic was drunk and/or high, killed a bear, and then drove around all day thinking of what to do with it.  And decided to dump the carcass in Central Park. (ETA:  I finally saw the picture (which I can not fucking believe is real but it is) of Kennedy with the dead bear body and it strikes me as just cruel.  There is something deeply pathological about playing with dead animals.)

Brain dead Barr &
Brain dead Bear
Killer Yuckin' it Up!

RFK Jr did a video interview with Rosanne Barr in... an attempt to get ahead of this story?  Read this synopsis from RFK Jr, some of the details are ridiculous and detached from reality.

• Did too much Falconing?
• "Wasn't" drinking of course?
• Took too long eating his thousand dollar fancy steak dinner?
• Forgot he had a flight?
• Get.  The.  Fuck.  Out.  Of.  Here...

Anyone who takes this story at face value or even believes his tale of finding a dead bear and wanting to skin and eat it has as many brain worms as RFK Jr.  As if this dog-eating, steroid-abusin', madman's story about literal brain worms consuming his head wasn't enough, if this asshole doesn't drop out of the Presidential Race, after killing a bear cub, driving around with it all day, dumping it's corpse into Central Park, and now being worried his Falconer buddies would tell on him, it is a sure sign billionaire plutocrats are trying to use him in their grand scheme to ratfvck the 2024 election.

What most people don't understand is it's never just one tactic, Republicans and their rich Reactionary overlords use multiple methods to subvert elections.  For example; Republicans sow distrust in government and your role in it, Republicans tell you voting doesn't change anything, Republicans finance and back 3rd party candidates to siphon of support, Republicans make voting difficult or impossible for certain classed of people, Republicans throw people of of voting rolls, Republicans give wrong information about voting locations and times, Republicans deceive people about voting registration, Republicans challenge ballots, Republicans deny their electoral defeats.

Everything Republicans do is designed to have less people voting.  Republicans can't win on their policies.  Republicans can't win on ideas.  Republicans can't win on their personal morals, character, or principles.  Because they have none.

I'm still waiting for the Corporate Media to call for weird #DonOld Trump and Robert Fucking Bear Killer Kennedy Jr to drop out of the race.  I know this day will never come so, get everyone you can registered to vote, remind them to vote, and make sure they voted, because the Media and the Republicans are going to do everything they can, to steal the election and reinstall TCFG back into the White House, because he's promised to destroy the country and turn it over to the Plutocratic Billionaires and Fascist Fundamentalists.

Creepy Republicans weirdos (including woman-hating J.D. Vance) and numerous conservatives worldwide demand they be allowed to inspect Olympic athletes genitals

“The central purpose of every society is to figure out the distribution of women because women are valuable”

- Andrew Creepy Klavan, every conservative you know is a weird off-putting sexist sicko creep

The whole controversy over Women's Boxing in the Olympics (and Republicans White Knighting for Women's sports in general) is a useful facade for what Republicans and reactionary rightwingers want to do;  namely inspect on demand the genitals and private parts of anyone they so wish.

King of the Weirdos Trump of course merely wants to ogle at naked little girls, like he's done in the past.  But, Trump has so accurately been stung by the description of him as weird he's resorted to his most telling confession from the 2016 debate with HRC,

No Weirdo! No Weirdo You're the Weirdo!

But, the rest of the Republican Party and their conservative "journalists" are panty-sniffing weirdos who have arbitrarily conferred upon themselves the title of Genital Inspector General.

Republicans have a weird fixation with other peoples' private parts, let alone their creepy obsession with what other people do with said parts.  Matt Walsh, Tim Pool, Jesse 'Tyre Deflater' Watters, and Michael Knowles have for years demanded the right to look at and thoroughly inspect juvenile female student athlete's genitals to ensure no Transgender gets through.

In 2022, creepy Matt Walsh, who used to film weird videos of himself sitting in his car outside elementary schools, once told Joe Rogan, that millions of little girls were on puberty blockers and hundreds of thousands had their breasts cut off in preparation for sex reassignment surgery, this was too much of an obvious lie even for Rogan, who normally uncritically repeats any piece of Republican agitprop to his gullible fanbase without question, that even he questioned it during his podcast with the off-putting lying Walsh.

But, now as rightwingers everywhere are annoyed at the 2024 Paris Olympics, Republicans here in the States and conservatives abroad (especially British TERF J.K. Rowling) decided that the Algerian women's boxer Imane Khelif was a man because she hit the Italian competitor too hard.  Now, I'm not going to say the Olympic Committee is an unimpeachable body, anyone who remembers the judges robbing Roy Jones Jr of the Gold in Korea in 1988 knows this but, to claim they are letting a "biological male" beat up a women like Rowling, Logan Paul, or whomever are claiming aren't arguing in good faith.

 Especially since the organization which everyone is basing their attacks on Imane Khelif is the disgraced and war crime defending Russian psyop organization the International Boxing Association.  So... don't go acting like the IBA or it's President Uma Kremlev are some unimpeachable source and pure arbiter of boxing and defending the honor of women's sports.

But, in an effort to wash off the BIG TIME LOSER STINK he's absolutely oozing creepy couch fellator J.D. Vance placed the blame onto soon-to-be President Kamala Harris, which is just weird; 

"This is where Kamala Harris's ideas about gender lead: to a grown man pummeling a woman in a boxing match."

Now, "Vance" as he likes to call himself though that's not his given name and though I won't dead-name him is just weird and dishonest in blaming the Olympic Committee decision to allow an Algerian National into women's boxing on soon-to-be President Harris but then"Vance" is a creepy weirdo.

What's also weird is Vance going on television to say 'even though his wife's not white she's a good mom', and being on-board with Trump and the Republicans racist attacks on President Kamala Harris ancestry .  I sure hope his kids aren't told they can't be white...

What's also weird and unsettling is Vance's comments on abortion in which he tells rape victims to enjoy it because abortion would be "inconvenient for society" so they don't get any control over their body as Vance does not believe women are fully human beings who deserve any rights.

So it comes as no surprise Vance's unsettling foreword for the Heritage Foundation Project 2025 creator's manifesto on how Republicans need to be violent and murder a whole lot of people, endorses murder;

We need an offensive conservatism, not merely one that tries to prevent the left from doing things we don’t like. 

The old conservative movement argued if you just got government out of the way, natural forces would resolve problems—we are no longer in this situation and must take a different approach. 

We are now all realizing that it’s time to circle the wagons and load the muskets. In the fights that lay ahead, these ideas are an essential weapon.

 In the fights that lay ahead, weirdos like J.D. Vance, Squeaker of the House Mike Johnson, Republican Governor of Idaho will accuse little girls and adult women of being transgender and then forcibly inspect their genitals.  While these creepy weirdos are down there I'm sure Republicans will conduct a forcible transvaginal ultrasound to make sure that slutty 10 year old isn't pregnant and thinking of getting an abortion. 

Addendum:

It's important to understand this is not the case of "nut-picking" like Faux News does when they find some Twitter rando and claim they represent the entire Democratic leadership.  No.  In states in which Republicans control the legislature or governorship (Ohio in 2022 for instance), have passed mandatory Genital Inspection Laws, which weirdo Republicans always couch in euphemistic language of Save Women's Sports.  Republicans use whatever level of governmental power (local, county, state, Federal) to enact these types of laws using their classic weapons of Fear & Anger.  

Will the Corporate Media cover President Biden's stunning diplomatic success in recovering hostages?

German Chancellor Olaf Scholz told Biden, "For you I will do this..." 

For a few more hours but probably not much longer than that...  Because now that these long detained people are back on American and our allies soil it's an old story and boring!  Oooooh, let's see what weird racist garbage Trump (or maybe creepy Vance) has to say!

President Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris greeted three Americans released by Russia in a complex prisoner swap involving 24 people being held in six countries when they arrived on U.S. soil late Thursday. 

A plane carrying Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich, Marine veteran Paul Whelan and Russian-American radio journalist Alsu Kurmasheva landed at Joint Base Andrews in Maryland after they were freed as part of the swap that also involved Germany, Slovenia, Poland and Norway. 

President Joe Biden pulled off a stunning foreign policy triumph only made possible by the hard work of the Biden State Department and President Biden's years long dedication.  Joe Biden repaired not only NATO but numerous alliances and relationships with countries across the world.  He's really been a tremendous President.

Look...  I know, despite what they may say, Foreign Policy doesn't matter to the American electorate.  And the only thing about foreign relations, which matters to the Corporate Media, is when they get to ride along with the military watching people get killed so the journalist can write their "harrowing" memoir. 

The American people have suffered a severe disservice throughout their lives as the've learned a simple jingoistic concept of foreign relationships.  They've been taught over and over again that the man who struts around and declares they are the awesome Dealmaker with perfect phone calls, must be real good at their job but, intuitively everyone (conservatives included) knows anyone who calls themself "The King" is no true king and anyone who showboats or is a loudmouth braggart is a phony.

But, it's no surprise creepy J.D. Vance played the typical card of Republicans taking credit for things which happen when they aren't even in office,

“But we have to ask ourselves, why are they coming home? And I think it’s because bad guys all over the world recognize Donald Trump’s about to be back in office, so they’re cleaning house,” Vance said. “That’s a good thing. And I think it’s a testament to Donald Trump’s strength.”

• Take Credit for things you don't, do
• Deny Blame for things you do, do
• Proclaim Your Greatness.

Ridiculous, insulting, and laughable.  Trump made some weird nonsense claim similar to when he lied about the Brittney Griner exchange.  But, MAGA cultists don't care Trump's false claims and weird loudmouth proclamations are all that matter to them, truth is irrelevant.  Trump is a weak man's version of strength, a dullards version of competent, and a traitor's version of patriotism...  

When asked about Trump's bullshit claims of what he would have done, President Joe Biden smiled and replied, “Why didn’t he do it when he was president?”

This is true leadership, patriotism, and a President who cares about the American people rather than his weird ego and bank accounts.  But, that matters little to Corporate Media, who still have yet to call for Trump's withdraw as the Republican nominee, let alone declare him unfit for any office.

The Corporate Media is already bored with Vice President Kamala Harris ascendency and incoming Presidency, so the Fucking New York Times (FTFNYT) declared the honeymoon over and Trump sensing an opening decided to be as weird and racist as possible at the NABJ interview knowing the Washington Post, NPR, Faux News (of course) and the major media platforms would rush to put his creepy weirdo racist garbage on the front page of their websites and sagely debate the nuances of how this is bad news for the Kamala Harris campaign.

Josh Marshall at Talking Points Memo highlighted this chestnut

Right now, journalists are covering this historic success but, eagerly awaiting Trump's next racist declaration insulting VP Harris so they can keep him front and center.  But, while the Corporate media is doing what they always do, helping Republicans get elected President Biden and soon-to-be President Harris are helping the American people.

So, celebrate this victory with releasing innocent people held hostage by key Trump ally Vladimir Putin but, keep fighting because no one is going to save us, we have to fight alongside true Americans like Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

King of the Weirdos Trump is lashing out in a racist panic against President Kamala Harris, and Republicans are so mad their Weird ideas are subjecting them to ridicule

Every post by Tim Pool is:
1) Trump in he-man fantasy attire
2) Civil War Civil War Civil War!
3) Women should be nice to me

"She will not show up for the prime minister’s joint session of Congress today.  She would rather address, in the summer, a sorority — a colored sorority — like she can’t get out of that. So that’s her decision..."  - Weirdo Brian Kilmeade of Faux Friends (07/24/24)

Trump is the King of Weirdos and in a full-blown panic over soon-to-be President Kamala Harris.  So, when given a platform during an interview with the NABJ, Trump lobbed a full-blown racist tirade in keeping with his utter bigoted weirdness.  

Trump is, of course, a sick, depraved, and criminal weirdo.  His latest attack on President Harris is the charge she isn't really black.  This is, of course, a standard bigoted Republican attack.  They put the onus on Kamala Harris to prove to them she is really black and as we saw with Barack Obama she can never reach the goalposts they will continually move.  Additionally, white Republican racists love to claim Kamala Harris is engaged in identity politics unlike them because white male couch fucking Republican is normal or standard and everyone else is a derivative, DEI HIRE!

Now, to reactionary white males huffing each others farts and reposting the same sexist memes about Vice President Kamala Harris this is a devastating attack and fits in with their blinkered weird worldview in which they are the final arbiters of other people lives, backgrounds, and rights.  But, to regular Americans it's gross and weird.

But, for Trump its' a rallying cry for his base of gross, weird, sexist, disgusting white men and a way for him to steal some attention off of the surging Kamala Harris candidacy.  And equally disgusting will be the Corporate Media response which will cover this latest Trump scandal without actually calling him the gross, weird, racist he is or for Trump to withdraw from the race.

The reason the Democratic charge about weirdo Republicans with weirdo ideas resonates with the American people is because it's true.  Republicans have for years claimed to be the Real Americans but, with the advent of Faux News and SocialMedia they are engaged in a escalating loop of "incestuous amplification" and are in a state of "Epistemic Closure".  Trump realized he's King of the Weirdos and capitalized with his Trump NFTs years ago, but this wasn't an awareness of his weirdness but of his constant grifting and con-artistry.

Republicans are an insular cult of weirdoes.  From top-to-bottom a cult of navel gazing incels and tyrants who yearn to foist and force their weirdo ideas onto everyone.  Republicans are not serious people.  But, their creepy unlawful weird ideas are very serious.  The weirdest and most serious idea percolating in the weirdo Republican world is their plan to thwart the Will of the American People and declare criminal Loser Trump the winner.

Kevin Roberts, the bloodthirsty villain heading up the Heritage Foundation, plan to eliminate millions of people, hinted that rightwingers have a plan to simply ignore Trump's upcoming electoral defeat and have him declared the winner in the 2024 Presidential election.

Kevin Roberts, you will recall said we are in the "midst of the second American Revolution", which will remain bloodless as long as the left acquieses to Fascist Republican Dictatorship.  The weird, off-putting, tyrannical ideas in the Project 2025 are illuminating the weird Republican agenda

Please don't write Vivek is mad!

Kamala Harris is going to win the Presidential election by 10 Million votes but weirdo Republicans aren't worried about losing the Vote as they plan to simply declare Trump the Winner.  I'm guessing this will somehow involve the Independent State Legislature theory and all the traitors that have been placed into key government positions to subvert the election and conduct a bureaucratic coup d'etat.

I really hope people inside the Biden Administration are planning for this contingency because it's a far greater threat than actual street-level violence form MAGA domestic terrorists.  Coups succeed because 99.9% of military and law enforcement does not get involved in the actual attempt to overthrow a government.

And your rightwing uncle has been a frog in the slowly boiling on-line reactionary soup.  At this point he's conditioned and ready to help overthrow the American Government (which he refers to as "The Deep State") destroy all law enforcement agencies (which he knows have been "weaponized" against Trump) and support the rounding up of migrants, Trans people, Kamala Harris, AOC, any other childless cat lady as determined by Couch Fucker Vance (because they are loons and criminals).  Republican politicians are weird.  Republican men are creepy.  Republicans don't know how to attack Kamala Harris other than with disgusting sexist and racist bullshit.

Louisiana Republican weirdo John Kennedy is a creepy phony foghorn leghorn, who spent an entire Faux News interview calling soon-to-be President Kamala Harris names.  Faux News journalist Neil Cavuto tried over and over and over again to steer weirdo Kennedy into not making personal sexist and insulting racist attacks against Vice President Harris and he could not do it.  None of them can because Republicans are weirdos.

What's really telling is as the Republicans are weird is taking hold  and the Harris campaign gains traction erstwhile liberals and journalists are all of a sudden worried about bullying and name-calling and concern trolling that calling Republicans weird is wrong.  It is precisely because Republicans are weird and pointing it out makes the Corporate Media uncomfortable because it shows how their bothsides bullshit and water-carrying for weirdo Republicans was done to help creepy weirdo bigoted Republicans get elected.

So, don't expect The Corporate Media to call for Trump's immediate resignation and just watch as they massage, rationalize, deflect, and continue taking him neither literally or seriously.  

But, Vice President Harris does and she is fighting them.  When we fight, We Win!