Monday, January 6, 2014

Republicans 2014 Campaign Slogan: Back to Iraq!

As for why my sorry a** isn't in the kill zone, lots of people think this is a searingly pertinent question. No answer I could give -- I'm 35 years old, my family couldn't afford the lost income, I have a baby daughter, my a** is, er, sorry, are a few -- ever seem to suffice. - Supreme Chicken Hawk Jonah Goldberg
Neoconservative chicken hawk Republicans are running their standard Blame Barack Campaign for the recent violence in Iraq.

Despite the fact that George W(orst President Ever) Bush won Victory in Iraq on 11/22/2008, 
We won. The Iraq War is over. 

I declare November 22, 2008 to be "Victory in Iraq Day." (Hereafter known as "VI Day.") - as declared by Zomblog, Zombietime,
and echoed by Flopping Aces and hundreds of other conservative epistemically closed fart bubble blogs, Violence in Iraq, which never actually stopped, is again on the Rise with the latest media reports declaring extremists have captured Fallujah from the so-called Iraqi Army.

Iraq was never about Peace, the Reverse-Domino-Theory, (basically that standing up a domino of Democracy in Iraq would magically stand up dominos of Democracy in other Middle East Nations) propagated by lead from the rear War Proponents was a thin veneer to cover their true goals which was a plan to steal Trillions of Dollars from the US taxpayers while also opening up Iraqs Oil Reserves for theft by Anglo-American Oil Conglomerates.

So, now what? Flabby-assed Republicans will try and run the 'Liberals are bad at war while Republicans are macho he-men'. 

While Bloody Bill Kristol, Just Six More Months Thomas Friedman, Charles Krauthammer, Jason MatteraBen FergusonMatthew ContinettiChris Vucovich or the College Republican Chicken Hawks never saw a War that they didn't want some other American to fight. Including a Return to Iraq...


Jerry Critter said...

The only wars that republicans don't like are ones that are over.

Infidel753 said...

If they want to run on a platform of getting back into Iraq (which is the clear implication, if they blame the violence there on our having left), then they can go right ahead. Let Obama challenge them to explain why Bush invaded the place to begin with, since the WMD programs were imaginary.

The last thing most Americans want is to plunge our hands back into that barrel of scorpions.

Grung_e_Gene said...

Conservatives have been declaring the Iraq War Over for years... When they thought it benefited them.

Mission Accomplished: "Major Combat Operations in Iraq have ended." - 05/01/2003

"Bring'em On!" - 07/02/2003

"They're in the Last Throes" - 06/20/2005

Saddam's Death - 12/30/2006

Thousands of Chicken Hawk Conservatives declare Right Wing Victory in Iraq Day - 11/22/2008

Now, deviously, they declared VI-Day in order to give Bush a success as his administration tumbled to it's Ragnarök-esque finish but, also so that with the President named Obama the Right, they could beat the drums of Terrorist Loving Muslim sympathizing Obama has lost the victory Bush won.

Of course, pushing for more war is a winning strategy because they've already threatened Impeachment for the Libyan Excursion, a refusal by President Obama will play into their 'Weak on Terror Liberal' memes and any "Operations" approved will afford the Right the ability to steal several more Trillions from the American People.