Bored of Peace IV: There is no plan - Donnie Don't Care

 “No! It’s not his job or my job to do this! How many times do I have to tell you?” - Obedient Nazi Lindsey Graham tells Kristen Welker there is no plan for Iran past the bombing and hoping for the best.

If you don't buy any of these
reasons...  too bad, Donnie
ain't got the energy to come
up with other lies

It's already readily apparent that Donnie Don't Care is already B-O-R-E-D with his Iran War.  Traitor trump can't be bothered to make any kind of coherent statement and instead is letting Bloody Benjamin Netanyahu make to case of Faux News, and lo and behold Bloody Bibi is running with the same lies and same fairy tales about "The Reverse Domino Theory", that by destroying another Nation in the broader Middle East other Middle East Nations will become free.  It's the same fairy tale Bush and his cabal of war criminals used to justify destroying Iraq. 

Of course, we now get to see the return of the Rightwing Couch-borne Commandos reviving their dusty old Phony Global War on Terror talking points and engaging in the War they signed up for; attacking Democrats and the Left here at home.  You see chickenhawk conservatives don't sign up to fight'em over there when what they want to do is fight us here.

 Meanwhile, the Department of War Crimes is busily telling American service members this is the Biblical War of Armageddon and by murdering Iranian children we are ensuring the return of Jesus.

But, most incredibly apparently Donnie Don't Care was flying around with Dennis Quaid (in his Ronnie Raygun make-up) and decided quite casually and capriciously to impress an Actor by ordering the Iran War in the mid-afternoon with no thought, not-a-fucking-care, for any preparations or whatever happens next.  Because why the fuck should Traitor trump care?  He'll not be around to see any of the blowback?  And rightwingers are living high on their own farts right now believing there never will be any consequences for their actions.

GOOD LUCK!

As for everybody else caught unawares of the whimsy Iran War?  Well, End Times Ambassador Mike Huckabee is spearheading the Traitor trump response, 'HA HA HA!  YOU'RE ON YOUR FUCKING OWN, SUCKERS!'

Apparently, the most cogent reason Traitor trump decided to embark on his magic carpet ride was because The Son of the Shah got enough time with him to convince him to do it.  And what trump was told was beating up Iran was going to go the same way "His" Victory in Venezuela would go,

Trump is attracted to the possibility of replicating in Iran what he did in Venezuela, a quick operation that led to a good working relationship with Maduro’s vice president, Delcy Rodriguez.

“What we did in Venezuela, I think, is the perfect, the perfect scenario,”Trump told the New York Times.

Did the Son of the Shah
convince Dumb Ass Donnie
Don't Care to attack Iran?

One of the historical parallels between the U.S. invasion of Iraq in 2003 and Ancient History involved Achmed Chalabi acting as a prince in exile convincing the U.S. to overthrow Saddam so he could be installed as Ruler.

Ancient Rome was often involved in the area as it was the disputed region between them and Parthian Empire and it's successor the Sassanid Empire.  Deposed rulers and striving men of these lands would live in exile in Rome and appeal to the Roman Empire to put them in power and there would be great relations between the two states.  Rome often accepted this and engaged in numerous wars sometimes succeeding in putting in a ruler and making the nation a client state, which was a significant part of the Grand Strategy of Rome during the first centuries AD.

So, here we are again.  First time as tragedy, second time as farce...  But, just as before Republicans don't care what comes next because they know no matter what evil crimes they commit they can simply blame the Democrats and be back in power to do it all over again...

And the cherry on top is once again after physical, mentally, and emotionally damaging numerous Americans and their families;  Republicans will shit on Veterans, slash and underfund the VA, desecrate Arlington National Cemetery and be afforded the mantle of Political Party of the Troops by their compliant and complicit Corporate Media allies.

Update:

Fantastic...  the lunatic fundamentalist Traitors in control of the US Government and military are settling on a Final Justification for their illegal, immoral, unprovoked War with Iran.  You see...  Bloody IDF warmongers were set upon attacking Iran again.  In response to this attack on Iran by Israel, Iran would respond in kind and because the United States has ringed Iran with dozens of military bases and stationed troops all-around the borders of Iran, some US forces and locations might be struck, therefore we are justified in Defensively striking first along with Israel against Iran.

The United States is controlled by lunatic zealots, drunks, bigots, thieves, and traitors...