Monday, May 30, 2011

Jonah Goldberg tries to be Jack London, not the good writer part but the racist stuff

No, Jonah Goldberg is not as good a writer as London. Although they both did pen a fantasy novel on authoritarianism. Jack London's Dystopian Novel, The Iron Heel describes events which never happened and presages the craze of alternate history novels while Goldberg's book, Liberal Fascism, has less realism, even more fantasy elements and might be written proof of a hallucination or psychotic break.

Jonah Goldberg is however famous for being in good standing amongst the slimy pig shit sucking Chicken Hawk cowards who were more than willing to Champion War whilst their fat asses hid in the US.
"Every ten years or so, the United States needs to pick up some small crappy little country and throw it against the wall, just to show the world we mean business." ~ Jonah Goldberg relayed his view of the 'Michael Ledeen Doctrine' on April 23, 2002.
Spoken like a coward who knew he would never be in harm's way at the whimsy of fat flabby mush butt asshole like himself.

Jonah Goldberg, didn't even feel any contrition at being such a coward,
As for why my sorry a** isn't in the kill zone, lots of people think this is a searingly pertinent question. No answer I could give -- I'm 35 years old, my family couldn't afford the lost income, I have a baby daughter, my a** is, er, sorry, are a few -- ever seem to suffice.
But instead used it as an opportunity to go hippie-punching,
But this chicken-hawk nonsense is something that's been batted around too many times to get into again here. What I do think is interesting is that out of the thousands upon thousands of emails I've gotten from people in the military over the years, maybe a dozen have ever asked this question. Invariably, it's anti-war leftists who believe that their personally defined notions of hypocrisy trump any argument and any position.
But, Jonah wasn't content to merely cheer on war from the comfort of his keyboard. On 12/12/2007, Goldberg infamously was the featured speaker for a lecture at the University of Massachusetts Amherst, entitled All I am Saying is Give War a Chance. It's stated goal being:
Join the UMass Republican Club for yet another lively and edifying political discussion on the costs, necessities, consequences, and benefits of war. A question and answer session will be administered after the initial lecture.
Well, all his Warmongering changed once President Obama got into power. Because to Jonah, War is merely a vehicle to advance his bigoted conservative worldview. So, after President Obama oversaw the successful operation which resulted in the Death of Osama Bin Laden, what's a warmongering chicken hawk asshole like Jonah Goldberg to do? Why proclaim that Bush's Iraq Folly was by far a bolder move!

But, Jonah isn't one to let the Death of Bin Laden get in the way of his bullshit. Jonah manages to get his dig in on President Obama with this backhanded compliment,
But I was also reluctant because, yes, the president deserves praise for doing it and there are so few things I find praiseworthy in his agenda.
And then wasted no time in disproving my post of a few days ago when I wrote that,
Unlike London, the Republicans can't merely write to Tim Pawlenty and tell him, "The White Man must be rescued."
Because and this is what undercuts Jonah's false assertions for why he doesn't like President Obama, the majority of conservatives and Republicans hate the President for his heritage. And no matter what his successes or his continuation of Bush policies they can not get past his skin color. So just like Jack London, Jonah Goldberg cried out to the Great White Hope. In Jonah's case, that hope is that Coupons-for-Healthcare Congressman Paul Ryan.

Jonah recognizes there is a paucity of competent, let alone sane, Republicans vying to challenge President Obama and in a show of conservative desperation Goldberg allows his inner-racist to peek out,
So the question many are asking is, should Ryan ride to the rescue?
Many think that if he got the nomination, he would clean Obama’s clock in the debates.
Jonah finally ends in calling for his Great White Hope to rescue America from the unworthy one,
Unless someone suddenly rises to the challenge, the cries of “Help us, Paul Ryan, you’re our only hope!” will only get louder.

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