Friday, December 25, 2009

And who made jesus angry?

On this fake blessed day it's time to remember the one group of people whom even jesus hated and distrusted; Bankers.

Yes Bankers, as a group, could drive the prince of peace to violence.

And overwhelmingly what political party do Bankers vote for and identify with; The Republicans. Therefore it is safe to infer jesus hates Republicans. And it's irrefutable because it's in the bible.

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TomCat said...

Jesus had no tolerance for religious hypocrites, the Pharisees and Sadducees, the religious-right of his day. They were the ones who controlled the money lending.

Joe "Truth 101" Kelly said...

Jesus forgave the people that crucified him. I think forgiveness is a much better message for Christians to be spreading than Jesus is mad and will smite everyone that reads Disaffected and it Feels So Good.

Lisa said...

Sardonic observation.

If He didn't trust the moneylenders, why should we?

(And thanks, TRUTH 101, but speaking for myself, were I to be crucified unjustly, I would not forgive those doing the nailing. While there's something to be said for accepting one's circumstance (pinned to a cross, there's not much to do), there is also a good in righteous condemnation and rejection of abuse.

I am human, and that is my preference. Let Jesus be the last martyr, It hasn't done much good in progressing humans, far as I can see.

Anonymous said...

How about a new bumper sticker: WWJH? (Who Would Jesus Hate?) ;)