Monday, April 24, 2023

Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius: Get Woke, Go Broke or... maybe not

Destroying Property is Not 
Okay... unless you're MAGA
The Real Men of Genius commercial series was probably the best extended commercial series ever conceived.  Only the All-State Mayhem series would pose a significant challenge (Flo from Progressive and We are Farmer's aren't nearly as funny as they think they are)

Apparently, the Bud Light boycott is already on the skids.

Seth Weathers ridiculous totally anti-woke conservative dad beer will literally never get brewed and I'm guessing all the MAGA Chuds who pre-ordered a 6-pack of Ultra White/Ultra Right Beer for $30 are content to have contributed to defeat the Wokesters.

But, more importantly Traitor Tot Jr, implored rightwingers to not boycott Anheuser-Busch because Republicans still get a lot of donations from the "King of Beer".  This didn't go over well with rightwing influencers who profit off of keeping rightwingers in a constant frothing fury of fear and anger.

Now here's the thing;  Corporations are not going to save us.  After the January 6th Trump/Republican Insurrection to overthrow the United States Government, many corporations swore off the GOP and declared their intention to withdraw corporate donations.  That last a few news cycles and by the time the 2022 election season rolled around Companies were back to donating to the Rape-publican Party.

But, remember it's not #CancelCulture when conservatives do it, and it's been shown time and again that rightwing boycotts fail, but conservatives don't believe this because since the W(orst President of All Time) Republicans have routinely huffed their own farts and believed their own agitprop.  What conservatives believe is they are the majority and it's only because of tyrannical liberal fake news media, indoctrinating education system which poisons the minds of young people against them, and cheating Democrats who stuff ballot boxes with bamboo lined Chinese Fakes and Dominion Voting Machines that keeps True Conservatives from handily winning every election.  

And since conservatives are are really the majority all of their voter suppression, woman shackling legislation, lies about protecting children, and anti-LGBTQ laws are good and righteous.  Lying for Jesus absolves all crimes.

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