Friday, February 17, 2012

If Rape didn't exist Right-Wingers would never have Sex

"You want me to hold the aspirin?"
"I want you to hold it between your knees!" Vulture Capitalist Foster Freiss is a Rich Old White Man, Scion of the Patriarchy, and Billionaire Backer of Sick Rantorum. So Shut Up Women He Knows Best!
Repulsive Wretched Right-Wingers Rejoice in Rape. Conservatives in this nation are so eager to redefine rape because without access to rape a conservative would never have sex. Raping women and then banning them from getting abortions is the way Right-Wingers propagate their degenerate DNA.

Liz Trotta of Faux News is the epitome of the Modern Conservative.
"I think they have actually discovered there is a difference between men and women." "[W]omen in the military who are now being raped too much." "And the sexual abuse report says that there has been, since 2006, a 64% increase in violent sexual assaults. Now, what did they expect? These people are in close contact..."
Back in Liz's day conservative women like Phyliss Schlafly fought to make sure women were raped just right. Liz Trotta wants to bring back the ERA, The Equal Rape Amendment!

However, don't be fooled. The Patriarchy gives a select few women extreme power in the party with the tacit understanding those women will work to undercut, dominate, and render docile and sevile all other women. That's what Liz Trotta is doing. She's put on Faux News to be the power woman enforcing the Patriarchy's Will.

So while Liz, Sarah Palin, and Michele Bachmann fight to remake women into second-class citizens, these modern day Phyliss Schlafly's, don't run the Party. White Old White Guys Do! Thus enter Darrell Issa.

Issa is famous for not being able to pin any of Bush's massive failures onto President Obama during his tenure as Chair of the House Investigations Committee. But, what he can do is convene Meetings of the Patriarchy to debate women's healthcare. Issa of course, brought religious authorities to his 9 Man panel and excluded any women from testifying at his Inquisition.
When Chief Inquisitor Darrell Issa was asked why he excluded women
from his Tribunal on Women's Health, he said women "really didn't
belong on that panel for obvious reasons."
Issa and the Republicans are so stupid the committee was called House Oversight and Government Reform Committee hearing on the contraception mandate. So, if this issue is really about religious freedom why isn't it named House Oversight and Government Reform Committee hearing on religious freedom? Because this was a council of Patriarchs determining women's healthcare. Everyone knows this is a Modern Witch Tribunal and just like in the 17th century, Old White Men are the Power of the Inquisition to determine if the Witch Slut has defamed religious freedom!

While Liberals knew the Tea Party 2010 elections were lying about the economy, everyone in America is aware the Focus of the Teahaddists is to Eliminate Civil Rights and push through a Totalitarian Agenda of Reactionary Religious bigotry and sophist anti-morality. The 2010 elections, were a chance for Republicans to push through their Pro-Rape Agenda.

Just read in horror the vicious pro-rape laws Republicans are pushing:

In Texas and Virginia (and now Iowa?) women must subject themselves to Republican Sponsored Rape, in the form of Trans-Vaginal Ultrasounds. Here's what it partially entails;
A probe is inserted into the vagina, sending sound waves to reflect off body structures to produce an image of the fetus. Under these new law, a woman’s vagina will be penetrated without an opportunity for her to refuse due to coercion from Republican Lawmakers Rapists.
Ron Paul declared,
"If it’s an honest rape, that individual should go immediately to the emergency room, I would give them a shot of estrogen."
Honest Rape will, of course, be determined by the Patriarchy. Perhaps a special Witch Finder can be brought in to do the examination.

And just last year House Republicans decided a new amendment was need to Federal Law to change the definition of Rape. Rape would only really be Rape if it involves force. There was no definition of what constitutes "Forcible Rape" in Federal Law last year but we all know the Republican Patriarchy would determine what does and does not constitute Rape.

The Modern Conservative Movement cares not one whit for the 99% of Americans struggling through the Republican Recession. All they are interested in is exerting Totalitarian Control over the Nation, especially sexual control over Women. Right-Wingers are bringing back the Inquisition and the Witch Trials so they can exert dominance and control over Women's Sexuality and so Republicans can Rape Away. Because without Rape Republicans would not be able to Reproduce.

Here is the Vomit-inducing Dana Loesch, dutifully fulfilling her role as handmaiden to the Patriarchy, by proclaiming a Forced Transvaginal ultrasound equals Sex."
"Wait a minute, they had no problem having similar to a trans-vaginal procedure when they engaged in the act that resulted in their pregnancy."


One Fly said...

Good stuff.

the yellow fringe said...

What issue or thing can you get 98% of the women behind, or 99%? I can think of only one, contraceptives. 98% of catholic women have used it at some time, 99% of all women. Well I find the numbers high for me to believe, but I believe the trend if not the number, nearly all women use it, thats the take away. But, thank goodness we have a collection of unmarried priests among the white men on the panel for womens health. Assuming they comply with their "church's law" they have never even seen a vagina, yet they want control of them.

jadedj said...

What yellow fringe said. I was also thinking, the priests actually lost their way in the halls of Congress, and sat in on the wrong panel. They were actually looking for, House Oversight and Government Reform Committee hearing on Little Boys with Litttle Peckers

Excellent post, btw.

Wait a minute...the word verification has a RUSSIAN word. WTF?

Truth 101 said...

The actual number according to a member of the Catholic clergy I am close to is 87% Yellow Fringe.

I refuse to say the "N" word in any context as I am extremely uncomfortable with all it connotes.

How these republican assholes can throw around the word "rape" like it's no big deal truly freaks me out. Disturbing as hell man. We all have mothers, daughters, wives, sisters. How anyone could be casual about rape is just nuts.

Tom Harper said...

Leave it to Ron Paul to make a distinction between Honest Rape and the Dishonest variety. There's nothing worse than a Dishonest Rape.

toma said...

I think you could call the Virginia Valentine Wand Law something of a dishonest rape, Tom. But I'm pretty sure Ron Paul would be a fan of it, so go figure. So hard to find an honest wingnut.

Bustednuckles said...

I think you are talking about this bit of shriveld up old cuntiness,

Grung_e_Gene said...

Thanks for dropping by everyone.

Like all people of conscience I am aghast the Republicans have called back the Witch Trials, but not surprised.

Much of the Reactionary brain is consumed with the need to exert control over human's sexuality and what we've seen since 2010 especially is after years of being feed the lies and distortions of the Right-Wing Masters the conservatives monster has grown to big to feed merely the bodies of liberals and they want to consume all of America...

Silverfiddle said...

When you whine and cry that everything should be collectivized and run by the state, you can't then complain when "old white men" who have the levers of power don't do exactly what you want.

There is a way out of this, it's called personal responsibility and personal liberty. Do what you want, when you want, on your own dime. Take these decisions away from the purview of the state. Government has no business in our private lives.

Grung_e_Gene said...

Right-Wing "personal responsibility" is a pernicious thing.

It means BP has the personal liberty to pollute at will. It means Mine Owners have the personal freedom to ignore safety regulations. It means Wall Street has the personal freedom to lie about their financial products and rig an economic system historically known as gambling but call it the Free Market. It means Religious Councils have the personal freedom to dictate to millions of people. It means church officials have the liberty to hide crimes. It also means government (when run by conservatives) can dictate whom an American can sleep with and what medical procedures women can get after a Right-Winger inspects her private parts.

But, Mean Old Government can not stop any of this because that would be tyranny!