Bad Ass Peace through Strength

What Traitor Trump realized from his decades of self-promotion in the 80's and celebrity apprentice is showmanship.

And therefore for the 10 years of his political dominance he knows all he has to do is make grandiose pronouncements and the fawning Corporate Media will report the bullshit lies he says and not the truth behind it or the facts as they really are.

Everyone knows airstrikes do not work.  The reality is these unlawful bombings Trump ordered on Iran made some nice holes in the ground, they didn't destroy anything.  But, Traitor Trump blurted out his usual verbal diarrhea about how because of him everything was perfec, t and a complete success and Iran's three nuclear sites were "obliterated".  This was of course a total fabrication by a known liar. 

But, once the media (and in reality only the non-US media is going to actually disagree with Trump since the American Corporate Media adores their Beloved DonOld) got around to questioning what actual damage these illegal airstrikes accomplished, Trump knew all he has to do is double down and continue to claim everything was "completely destroyed", he is the best President of all time, this was the greatest military operation of all time, and this brought total ever-lasting peace to the region (even if dumb as shit Americans don't know Iran is not in the part of the so-called Middle East) and then watch as his Republican and Media sycophants declare him "President Bad Ass".

Then, in a coordinated talking points campaign,  Republicans flood their compliant and complicit media channels with Trump should win the Noble Peace Prize!  Listen to Rictus grin, breathy baby-voice Katie Britt, gush over her lord and master,

"President Trump is going to win the Nobel Peace Prize no doubt,"  Submissive Trad Wife Britt told chief Propagandist Sean Hannity.  "He did what everyone talked about but nobody thought possible."

What a fucking joke the United States has become. The Republican Party is nothing more than a collection of rapist, racists, thieves, and liars. Republicans learned long ago that by sticking to their coordinated talking points and repeating the same propaganda they can successfully get the American people to believe their lies.

Trump declared a Forever Eternal Ceasefire and Peace, and as CNN shows, the Corporate Media declares his fact-free statements as though they were eternal truths. And when reality smacks, American media and Republican lies, well Trump can merely swear he fucking solved it and those people ruined it but, he was right as always and accomplished things no one ever thought possible! Trump keeps Winning!!!

And don't worry when things go sideways (as they always do after Republicans fuck things up) Republicans and their Media mouthpieces will simply blame Barack & Biden. And if Iran decides to launch more than a few face-saving missiles at US bases, Traitor Bone Spurs and Faux News can simply declare no US troops were injured and any claiming they were are malingering losers with headaches, just as he did 5 years ago...

Anyway "President Bad Ass" is just getting started.

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Btw, this dick waging by Traitor Trump probably also cost $500,000,000 to fly the B-2 bombers and drop the GBU-57 bombs, but that's not wasteful spending to Republicans who always fucking love to try and kill muslims.