Thursday, December 6, 2007

Destroy All Chimps!

Chimps have better memories than Humans!

A Chimp Killing Pogrom must be enacted! For it is an insult to Christians everywhere God's Special Creation, MAN, should be humbled by Chimpanezes! Also those damn immoral Bonobos use sex to diffuse situations instead of solving problems with genocidal murder sprees as is expressly stated by GOD in the Bible

If the facts of the world do not agree with Religion, the World must be changed! And the destruction of every Chimp in the world will change the facts of this report for ever!

Uh oh, there is an angle I did not consider. Instead of being bad for Christianity this may be the long-awaited proof of reincarnation...


Anonymous said...

I totally agree with you. All chimpanzees should be destroyed because they are descusting creatures throw their feaces at every one, they have no naural predators, a disgrace to all of nature and they make war for no reason. They are canniballistic savages that should be exterminated.

Grung_e_Gene said...


I agree, stoopid chimps, let's get them hooked on cigarettes!