Travis Kelce's haircut and the conservative counter-balance to Taylor Swift

Republicans have nothing to offer the American people.  Now, this would normally be a detriment to electoral politics but, the Angry White Boomers with their lead damaged brains who vote for Republicans don't care because FUCK YOU I GOT MINE is the whole of their person, the entirety of their being, and the core of the bitter resentment they have towards everyone else in America, and ultimately the reason why they cling to the King of Dementia, Jello-Brained Trump.

Jack Posobiec a Republican in good standing

The Travis Kelce-Taylor Swift romance has utterly broken the brains of Boomers and rightwing propagandists who can not do anything other than seethe and indulge in their Stalker Incel Violent fantasies.

It's quite clear that Rightwingers thought Taylor Swift was going to be their Conservative TradWife Aryan Goddess and her spurning their vile ideology is more than they can handle.

Jack Proboscis recently unveiled "The Taylor Strategy" at one of these traveling rightwing grift circuses,

“We don’t have Taylor Swift on our side,” conceded Posobiec. “But you know who we have? We have Kid Rock. We have Ted Nugent. We have influencers. We have all these people — Jon Voight.”

Pathetic and delusional doesn't even begin to describe this.  First off, I can not allow a Ted Nugent reference to pass without linking back to my own post about Ted Nugent, and Kid Rock of course is a racist rip-off artist who steal and passes off other musicians work as his own, and a senile Faux news Grandpa rounds out Posobiec's trio.

Nips More Manly than Mr. Pfizer

This would be a sad display if it weren't for the fact, serial cheating Posobiec, like all the other Republican Nazi propagandists is pushing the Taylor Swift Psyop in order to get their addled white male Boomer viewers angry. 

That's another round of fragile white rightwing male masculinity which is all about nominative declarations of manhood, as illustrated by Ben Shapiro holding a piece of wood purchased from Home Depot (hence the receipt) in a plastic bag.  Much of the crisis in masculinity, the Corporate Media continues to bemoan and do cursory reporting on can be traced to young men listening to the likes of Ben SShapiro or Jack Posobiec or Bennie Johnson or any of the other rightwing male lowlifes who continue to try and brainwash them with the repetition of Republicans lies.

On the other hand, Travis Kelce doesn't cause the same level of senile pants shitting fear in Boomers that Taylor Swift does but, really, really, really, frightens and angers contemporary white male rightwing cohorts in his age group.  They call him Mr. Pfizer dur-hur-hur and expect him to keel over any day now from the Covid Vaccine.  Instead, Kelce is close to being the all-time leading receiver in Playoff history, surpassing the G.O.A.T. Jerry Rice.

Now, Jerry Rice played in the 1980's and 1990's before it was a QB and passing dominant league and his numbers like Dan Marino's 1984 season and other career marks perhaps stand above the modern game depending on your analysis but, Kelce's achievements are on par with the upper echelon Top Ten pass catchers in NFL history. 

But, this season as Kelce and Taylor Swift's relationship became known to a greater audience, it brought reporting from various media outlets who normally don't cover Sportsball.  Enter the FNYT with their report young men are entering barber shops asking for the "Travis Kelce" haircut.  and likening the "buzz" to the Jennifer Aniston bob cut in the 1990's Friends.

Kelce was having none of it and pointed out it's just a taper fade and chided reporters with throwing him under the bus for popularizing the haircut during Black History Month.  Of course, besides it's on-going popularity in the black community if the FNYT had ever decided to speak to a Veteran instead of seeking out angry senile white boomers in rural diners they may have explained to them that the taper fade haircut is a weekly requirement when CONUS and stemmed from WW2 era haircuts...

The reason Republicans are worried is because young people don't trust them, they don't trust these doughy, weak grip, 30 year old boys Stanning for senile Jello-brained Rapist Trump.  These young women listen Taylor Swift and if she trusts Travis Kelce and his shirtless drunk brother then they will trust them too. 

From Russia with Love; Donald Trump pawn of Putin and the hacking of the American Democracy

"The Truth is that men are perhaps weary of Liberty." - Benito Mussolini, conservatives believe Liberty means the ability to oppress liberals, control women, steal elections, and kill minorities. 

The Republican Party knew the Russian Government was hacking the 2016 Presidential Election and they did not care. 

Cheeto Benito Trump requested Putin and Russian hackers conduct cyber-attacks on the United States and conservatives not only didn't care they cheered it on.

I don't ever want to hear from a conservative again about Patriotism. Conservatives put Party first, they put power first, they put Putin first. I don't ever want to hear about Big Government. Conservatives are the Party of Bigly Government.

I don't ever want to hear a conservative talk about Love of Country and Freedom ever again. Conservatives have choosen to undermine the United States, her elections, and her governmental institutions with the assistance of a Foreign Power.

I don't ever want to hear a conservative talk about Treason, Conservatives and their RepublicaNazi elected officials have sided with a foreign government against their own fellow countrymen, they are the definition of Traitors.

Conservatives have been in love with Putin for years. Conservatives are drawn to an authortarian strong-man. Everything coming from right-wing should be understood coming from Traitors. When reporting on Trump and the Republican Party, the lede should be Today Trump lied about this... or The Traitorous Republican Party enacted a policy which seeks to harm 1000's of Americans...

Trump is wholly owned by Russia and in hock to Putin. When Trump suffered one of his multiple bankruptices, Putin bankrolled him with the understood agreement they would be paid back. Well, that tab has come due and Putin is going to be paid back.

Putin's been controlling Trump for years. Melania is a Russian Agent whose mission has been to control and direct Donald Trump at Putin's Behest. Sure, it's a disgusting job for her but for Putin it's been a Bigly Success and the Republican Party does not care.

Russia's economy has been tied to oil exports for decades now. Obama's leadership on the Iran deal opening up their oil reserves and Obama's leadership in isolating Russia after the annexation of Crimea have crippled Russia's economy.

Adding in the friction over Syria, Putin needed a weakening of the United States and saw their chance with the clownish Trump and evil agenda of Trump's cabal of conservative neo-nazis, Trump and the traitorous Republican Party are set to devastate the United States from within and eliminate our abilities and reputation abroad.

This is The Beginning of the End of the Democratic Republic. Of course, this smacks of hyperbole, as people have been speaking of the end of the Republic since 1800. But, only Tojo, Osama Bin Laden, and Robert E. Lee have done more damage to the United States than the Republican Party and their bevy of conservative neo-nazis. Now we have the admission that a political party openly invited a foreign government to mess with our elections and that party not only didn't care they requested that aid to gain power.

Conservatives are set on doing what Putin's Soviet Union failed at; Destroying the United States.

Update:
In an explicit quid pro quo , Trump had nominated Rex Tillerson for Secretary of State.

As CEO of Exxon Tillerson worked out a $500 billion dollar deal with the Putin's state oil company. President Obama's sanctions on Russia for Putin's warmongering in 2014 cancelled this deal. Now that Putin has helped Trump sneak into the White House with less votes. As Trump is Putin's Pawn he dutifully paved Tillerson into Sec of State to push the deal through.

Carrier shows how disingenious Conservatives are and will be throughout the illegitimate Presidency of Trump

Donald Trump saved 1000 jobs at Carrier! Or so right-wingers would have you believe.

In reality United Technologies Inc was given $7,000,000 in taxpayer money from the state of Indiana, to refrain from moving their subsidary company Carrier Corp Heating and Air Conditioning manufacturing to Mexico.

As was easily predicted conservatives are readily carrying Trump's water and proclaiming this a miracle of Trump business acumen. MAGA in action! Little Alt-Right darling Tomi Lahren took time out of her busy schedule of "not seeing color" to laud her MAGA Savior Trump over Carrier

Over at Breitbart, (warning link goes to Nazi HQ) the official organ of the Trump Presidency, these "1000 jobs" are treated as 1000 separate miracles. Of course, the same conservative neo-nazis who decried, denounced and derided government assistance to General Motors, and typed thousands of hot takes from all corners of the fetid right-wing diarrhea internet chuckled at their turn-of-phrase, "Government Motors". Ho ho ho!

Now, as always the conservative neo-nazis over at Breitbart who so vociferously proclaiming this an unparalled success have ZERO connection to Carrier and are simply commenting to help "catapult the propaganda", while they have fun insulting liberals.

It's going to be a long four years of right-wingers proclaiming everything Trump does a MAGA success while decrying liberals at every turn, and blaming everything else on President Obama.

Because despite their pouting that Obama had to stop blaming Bush circa Jan 21st 2009, Conservative Neo-Nazis hold grudges forever, still blame President Carter for events 30 years later, and are busily working towards turning the Nation into a Wage Slavery State, while happily affixing chains of corporate bondage to all of us.

A solid link in the chain of corporate bondage was forged in Indiana because that $7,000,000 will have to come from somewhere and the conservative neo-nazis are always ready to kick the poor.