Ha ha ha! Hilarious, right? But, child rapist Donnie from Queens has declared, "NO MORE!" and declared Trade War on Canada.
- Stop speaking French!!!
- No More Canadian Milk, Cheese, or Butter!!!
- Give Us all Your Gold and Tungsten!!!
After leading the United States into a strategic, operational, and tactical defeat in the Persian Gulf Donnie Dumbass is back to his Canada only works as a State routine.
"It's a country that doesn't have a military, And so to think that they're gonna go to war with Donald Trump and actually win that war with the U.S., I think it's foolish on their part," Sean Duff Man Transportation Secretary took a break from driving around the country as Instagram Influencer to denigrate the Canadian people.
It's actually really bad we have an emotionally dysregulated child rapist conman as President right now. Especially after that same person launched a stupid war of aggression onto Iran (probably at the urging of the noted War Criminal Bloody Netanyahu) and then became so bored with the conflict he stopped caring about it within a week while declaring Victory daily and touting an Art of the Deal which apparently only exists in his head or Natalie Harp's fingertips.
So, since Traitor trump forget to care about the U.S. Navy, his council of drunken tv, while out on self-aggrandizing Nationwide tours (at tax-payer expense), decided to stop feeding or caring about the sailors, soldiers, airmen, and Marines they sent into harm's way. Actively lying about how many were killed and wounded. Actively covering up the scope and breadth of damage wrought on American overseas bases and then, like the Nazis they are ,repeatedly blaming Americans at home who opposed this idiotic venture as being responsible for it.
Of course, Republicans have never given a rat's hind tit about active duty service-members and have spent decades actively shitting on Veterans. It's a core plank of the Republican Party to talk about "The Troops" whilst their every action is to hurt and harm them.
Therefore, in order to get Donnie Don't Care refocused on Iran, his cadre of criminal co-conspirators had to invent an assassination mission so Donnie would feel important again. Thus, engaging in that tawdry ridiculous plane swapping stunt in Turkey, which also brought to the fore-front Traitor trump's ridiculous handler Natalie Harp.
Everyday there is something untoward, something criminal, something stupid, something generationally damaging from this administration of treasonous criminals and bigots.
Therefore, I've concluded the Republicans plan is too blame the Democratic Congress after this cadre of rightwing assholes loses control of the House and Senate this November.
But, how could this possibly be true or work You might ask? Correctly, pointing out this "War" with Iran started months ago, under the auspices and direction of the traitorous trump White House and Department of War Crimes, and with the complicit abrogation of the War Powers Act by Squeaker of the House Mikey Johnson and whatever Republican drone leads the US Senate?
Well... the United States is wired for Republicans. The US Corporate Media is never going to blame their beloved Dictator Donnie for his fuck-ups and failures and once the House (and maybe Senate) are in Democratic control the calls from the media and Republican minority party members will be, How come you haven't solved this Iran debacle? Huh? HUH??? And the Media and Republicans will declare if only the Democrats weren't hamstringing the greatest Negotiator in World History the Iran War would have been won by now!!! Plus, of course, the rightwing assholes who are devoted to the bigotry and hatred espoused by Trump and the Republican Party will never leave him because of all the evil shit they are doing to brown people here and abroad. Cry harder, libtard TDS!!!!
You might shake your head incredulously at this but, then I would point out how the Media decided to blame President Joe Biden for ending the 20 years of futile Afghanistan occupation in 2021 and how the Media tried to tie the Iraq War around President Obama's neck as he extricated most of the US forces from there during his first term. And don't forget in the run-up to the 2012 election, the Republicans and their complicit media allies did all they could to blame President Obama for the emergence of ISIS-K and the Syrian civil war and all the disintegration of the region which flowed directly from W(orst President Ever's) mushroom cloud lies and his stupid phony GWoT.
So, get ready because before the Democratic Congress can even come into power, the Republican agitprop machine will be in overdrive to blame the Democrats for Iran all the while Traitor trump low-key annexes Greenland and declare Venezuela to be a Untied States Protectorate.
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