Travis Kelce's haircut and the conservative counter-balance to Taylor Swift

Republicans have nothing to offer the American people.  Now, this would normally be a detriment to electoral politics but, the Angry White Boomers with their lead damaged brains who vote for Republicans don't care because FUCK YOU I GOT MINE is the whole of their person, the entirety of their being, and the core of the bitter resentment they have towards everyone else in America, and ultimately the reason why they cling to the King of Dementia, Jello-Brained Trump.

Jack Posobiec a Republican in good standing

The Travis Kelce-Taylor Swift romance has utterly broken the brains of Boomers and rightwing propagandists who can not do anything other than seethe and indulge in their Stalker Incel Violent fantasies.

It's quite clear that Rightwingers thought Taylor Swift was going to be their Conservative TradWife Aryan Goddess and her spurning their vile ideology is more than they can handle.

Jack Proboscis recently unveiled "The Taylor Strategy" at one of these traveling rightwing grift circuses,

“We don’t have Taylor Swift on our side,” conceded Posobiec. “But you know who we have? We have Kid Rock. We have Ted Nugent. We have influencers. We have all these people — Jon Voight.”

Pathetic and delusional doesn't even begin to describe this.  First off, I can not allow a Ted Nugent reference to pass without linking back to my own post about Ted Nugent, and Kid Rock of course is a racist rip-off artist who steal and passes off other musicians work as his own, and a senile Faux news Grandpa rounds out Posobiec's trio.

Nips More Manly than Mr. Pfizer

This would be a sad display if it weren't for the fact, serial cheating Posobiec, like all the other Republican Nazi propagandists is pushing the Taylor Swift Psyop in order to get their addled white male Boomer viewers angry. 

That's another round of fragile white rightwing male masculinity which is all about nominative declarations of manhood, as illustrated by Ben Shapiro holding a piece of wood purchased from Home Depot (hence the receipt) in a plastic bag.  Much of the crisis in masculinity, the Corporate Media continues to bemoan and do cursory reporting on can be traced to young men listening to the likes of Ben SShapiro or Jack Posobiec or Bennie Johnson or any of the other rightwing male lowlifes who continue to try and brainwash them with the repetition of Republicans lies.

On the other hand, Travis Kelce doesn't cause the same level of senile pants shitting fear in Boomers that Taylor Swift does but, really, really, really, frightens and angers contemporary white male rightwing cohorts in his age group.  They call him Mr. Pfizer dur-hur-hur and expect him to keel over any day now from the Covid Vaccine.  Instead, Kelce is close to being the all-time leading receiver in Playoff history, surpassing the G.O.A.T. Jerry Rice.

Now, Jerry Rice played in the 1980's and 1990's before it was a QB and passing dominant league and his numbers like Dan Marino's 1984 season and other career marks perhaps stand above the modern game depending on your analysis but, Kelce's achievements are on par with the upper echelon Top Ten pass catchers in NFL history. 

But, this season as Kelce and Taylor Swift's relationship became known to a greater audience, it brought reporting from various media outlets who normally don't cover Sportsball.  Enter the FNYT with their report young men are entering barber shops asking for the "Travis Kelce" haircut.  and likening the "buzz" to the Jennifer Aniston bob cut in the 1990's Friends.

Kelce was having none of it and pointed out it's just a taper fade and chided reporters with throwing him under the bus for popularizing the haircut during Black History Month.  Of course, besides it's on-going popularity in the black community if the FNYT had ever decided to speak to a Veteran instead of seeking out angry senile white boomers in rural diners they may have explained to them that the taper fade haircut is a weekly requirement when CONUS and stemmed from WW2 era haircuts...

The reason Republicans are worried is because young people don't trust them, they don't trust these doughy, weak grip, 30 year old boys Stanning for senile Jello-brained Rapist Trump.  These young women listen Taylor Swift and if she trusts Travis Kelce and his shirtless drunk brother then they will trust them too. 

The Greatest Musician and Greatest Tight End in History are driving Conservatives Insane

Ha ha ha ha ha, that's not true... conservatives were already insane long before Taylor Swift spurned them. 

First off, I thought all good conservatives stopped watching Football because Kaepernick took a Knee.  But definitely MAGA stopped en masse when Jello-brained Trump told them too in 2017.  So why do Republicans care so much about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce and the upcoming Super Bowl? Oh that's right it's the PSYOP PSYOP PSYOP PSYOP PSYOP PSYOP PSYOP...

I know this has already been covered and dissected by some very insightful people but, what I am struck by is the continuing demonstration that to right-wingers your personal accomplishments do not matter to them at all when compared to your rigid adherence to Rightwing Orthodoxy.

The modern phrase conservatives use to dismiss and minimize expertise, experience, education, or success is I Did My Own Research.  Which is really I ignore reality and substitute in my own personal beliefs, as Robby Slowik demonstrated in his Covid -Ukraine Tweet.  

But, nonetheless bloated rightwing blabbermouths, feel absolute immunity and impunity to sit on their asses and talk about anything and everything of which they have no knowledge.  For instance Bennie Johnson, a nebbish Trump sycophant who has never had a real job and never done a day's worth of labor,

There are, however, some forces at play -- the Hail Mary -- to try and win back that youth vote. And the way you would do that is by taking the most brain-dead low-information voters -- of course I'm talking about Swifties, Taylor Swift fans who sort of worship this artist, kind of like at random, right? Like, just out of the blue Taylor Swift's the most famous person on earth. Now she's at every NFL game with her boyfriend who's backed by Bud Light and Pfizer. Travis Kelce is this guy who also kind of out of the blue became this big-time celebrity. Really rich, really powerful. Why? He's a tight end, he's like a glorified lineman. That doesn't make any sense. Tight ends aren't famous people in football. What are you talking about? What world are we living in? Sure seems planned. Sure seems like something that is, like, concocted in order to accelerate the fame of these two people. 

Plandemic!  Fedsurrection!  Psyop!

I've always been perplexed by why the salt of the earth white working class, are taken in by these doughy and especially whiny rightwing propagandists who sit around all day talking and have never done a days work in their whole life.  Although, as social media has made every conservative an expert on every issue, it's clear some of these men believe if they can ape the style of a Hannity or now a Tim Pool they too can become a wealthy propagandist and stop "Dying of Whiteness".  It's kind of a Cargo-Cult thinking that by mimicking the words they can manifest the Magic.  Trump recognized this.

There's something pathetic about immature 30 year old rightwing men hating Taylor Swift and there is something even more pathetic about their listening audience of 40-50 year old white men telling their daughters, You know honey that Taylor Swift is an ugly egg-less old hag and deep state PSYOP so I would't get to invested in her music if I were you...

Part of the Taylor Swift hatred is easy to explain.  Most conservative men hold Incel style beliefs about women and believe that any woman is kind of available as long as they (the man) show interest in her.  Years ago, conservatives had convinced themselves Taylor Swift was going to be their 6 foot tall TradWife  goddess pumping out 6 Aryan super babies as their mate.  But, as Swift has demonstrated a very mild Feminism and obviously does not ascribe to psychotic MAGA beliefs, these immature men have decided she's ugly, they never liked her anyway, and of course she's a radical PSYOP!

The "Psyop" claim only makes sense if you are versed in rightwing lexicon, which gets passed around on-line and which conservatives immerse themselves.  You see calling Taylor Swift a "Psyop" is to call anyone who registers to vote and presumably votes for Joe Biden or other Democrats illegitimate. 

Conservatives overwhelmingly believe the 2020 election was stolen.  Republicans plan to steal the 2024 election, if they can, but will call its' result illegitimate if they can not.  So, therefore Joe Biden is engaged in a Psyop to again get illegitimate votes and deny Real Americans (and only hardcore MAGA are Real Americans) the True President.

Now another reason righting claim Psyop Psyop Psyop is rightwingers think or truly believe that their non-stop campaign of lies and agitprop is a successful "Psyop" to dupe enough people into voting for Republicans so EAIAC strikes again.

Let's grow up and let's accept the fact that Taylor Swift may very well be part of an operation in order to influence the election.

Conservatives really are insane at this point.  And when Trump loses again in 2024, Republicans are going to declare the election invalid because Hunter Biden Laptop/ Taylor Swift Psyop/ Insert bullshit here and encourage violence... again.  The Psyop claim is nothing more than conservative justification to engage in Terrorism.  Be brave if you can, but be prepared because rightwing domestic terrorism is not going away in our lifetimes.

Touchdown! Execute Taylor Swift? Conservatives hate Women and Football...

They're only so much rightwing garbage I or anyone can keep up with but, occasionally something are just too ridiculous or too vile to ignore, especially as the desired end result of inflammatory rightwing rhetoric is murder.

So, my Chicago Bears are currently the worst franchise in football.  I say this because the Chicago Bears are supposedly a storied franchise but, have been unable to adapt to modern football or even develop any modicum of sustained success.  The highpoint for the Bears in the last 25 years was the Devin Hester, Super Bowl Kickoff for a Touchdown in 2006.  Since then it has been a steady decline into ridiculous irrelevance and sub-par mediocrity, defeat, and fanbase misery.  Punctuated by comical losses (the Double Doink playoff loss in 2018) and soul-crushing insults like last year when Aaron "Torn Tendon" Rodgers declared, "I still Own You!" while beating the Bears, yet again.

Who are the Chefs?

So as the Kansas City Chiefs, led by transcendent QB talent Patrick Mahomes (whom the Bears passed on in the draft), were crushing the Bears 41-0, Taylor Swift was seen in the KC private box as a guest of TE Travis Kelce.  Mahomes said afterwards he didn't believe Kelce had invited Taylor Swift to the game, but said meeting her was cool, 

"Yea I met her. She's really cool. Good people.  But like Trav said, imma let them have their privacy and just keep it moving." 

Davis founded The Federalist
and is upset women won't "date" him

Pencil-dicked conservatives latched onto Taylor Swift a few years back, about the time Kanye jumped on stage and interrupted her, as their ideal woman; the überfrau.  Since then conservatives have fallen into love with Kanye and out of love with Taylor and her army of Swifties.  You see rightwing men saw the 6 foot tall Swift as their Nazi Goddess and got big boners thinking about how they could impregnate her with their seed and build the master race.  But, Taylor Swift, like most women, want nothing to do with the  MAGA Republicans. Even worse Swift is galvanizing her Swifties into an engaged voting bloc.

So, you know what happens next.  The juvenile rightwing brain immediately switches to hating that bitch, declaring her music sucks, and she's stupid, and ugly, and gay... oh and she should be executed.  You see conservatives loathe women and wish to enslave or murder them.  This is a great amount of the subtext of the rightwing gun fondling and displays.  Of course, the majority of guns are used to kill the gun owner after he has murdered his so-called loved ones and family members.

C. Kirk: Face to Big for Helmet
But! No Brains to CTE!

Stew Peters had a whole segment on his "show" about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.  Besides declaring Kelce is the new Colin Kapernick, Peters stated 

"This is a strong point in favor of the rumors that Taylor Swift is actually a lesbian or even asexual because with a history like that and all these death jabs, it's pretty clear Kelce has no dick," 

Peters declared Kelce sold out to Pfizer and is complicit in the murder of babies so his guest on the show, pyscho fundamentalist fanatic, Morgan Ariel added, 

 
"I think that we need justice in this country.  I think the celebrities that are pushing it, they should be tried. I think these people should be publicly prosecuted and hung."

You know what happens next, rightwing trolls and Russian bots on every social media platform amplify and expand the reach of these calls for Taylor Swift's murder, while the odious YouTube algorithm continually recommends rightwing influencers.  Republicans and law enforcement ignore it but, agree that something should be done about these baby-killers and death jabbers.  Some triggered right-winger takes it to heart and kills people and Republicans and Rightwingers offer up their Thoughts & Prayers and ask how this can happen and then go on to demonize someone else who is outside the MAGA circle.