Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Welcome to Chicago!

Or if you're a filthy atheist die, die, die!

"And it’s dangerous for our children to even know that your philosophy exists!" so says Monique Davis to Rob Sherman.

Listen to Davis positively foaming at the mouth in her screed against those purveyours of immorality, Atheists. Is your neighbor, or butcher an atheist? Make sure to report him to the The Land of Lincoln Anti-Atheist Task Force (LLAATF). Because as Davis rightly observes Atheists believe in Destroying Kids with Guns...

Additionally, His Imperial Greatness The President of Cook County, Todd Stroger, has aptly illustrated the object of every politician. Get into office in order to enrich themselves and their cronies, at the expense of the peasantry, while wielding the awesome power of government to cover their theft.

It always has been and always will be, thus.

According to WBBM 780 Stroger spends more than 1 million dollars (why do you think your property taxes are so high) on public relations. But now he's brought in a new PR man to improve his image. Can we call just call him Squealer?

And in a fit of doublespeak Andre Garner, Stroger's new propagandist, err... Communications Director @100K a year, made sure to lecture the unwashed masses. After all they should be praising Todd for his PR maneuvers.

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