Rape-publican Dennis Hastert claims he didn't rape kids

Sorry Coach Denny! You should have denied what you did, like me.

"Heywood, what you in here for?"
"Didn't do it! Lawyer fucked me." - Shawshank Redemption (1994)

Convicted Republican Dennis Hastert must be livid he isn't a member of the modern Trump Republican Party because if he was he would have gotten away with sexually abusing children; like Roy Moore, Gym Jordan, serial rapist Judge Boofer O'Kavanugh and Traitor Racist Rapist Trump themselves did.

During his sentencing, Dennis Hastert apologized for the "boys I mistreated" and "took advantage of" is now claiming he just wanted get the court proceedings over with and maybe his statement is false, “Well, I just don’t know. I’m not sure that my view of it was the same as the people that wrote it. I was overwhelmed with a lot of feelings at that time.”

What a slimy attempt by Hastert to cast doubt without outright denying he did it. If only he knew conservatives digaf (don't give a fuck) if a Republican is a child molester. It's Okay if you're a Republican has been a time honored tradition of the Right, as sexually abusing and adulterous Rape-publican pukes Robert Packwood, Mark Foley, John Ensign, Bob Barr, Henry Hyde and Newt Gingrich could be held up as moral paragons as they pursued President Clinton.

Racist Limbaugh can call for draconian drug laws to be enforced on minority communities while he himself orchestrates a multi-layered criminal drug conspiracy.

On the other hand, when the Libertarians over at Reason found out about Hastert's crimes they were mad! Really Mad! Not at Hastert, but at his blackmailer for breaking the sanctity of the contract and for the FBI for sticking their big snouts into Hastert's private business (i.e. the suspicious payment of funds).

Of course, these days when Rape-publicans are accused of sexual assaults the rightwing wurlitzer springs into action and conservatives take to social media, the airwaves, and launch character assassinations of the victims which are amplified by Faux News and the solidarity of the Republican Party.

If Hastert was accused today, he could simply deny it and rest assured every conservative would vehemently slander his victims, threaten violence against media members reporting, and engage in micro aggressions to trigger the libtards. #OwntheLibs is the whole of the Republican Party.