Wag the Weenie the Brett Kavanaugh story (Updated)

Boofer O'Kavanaugh is a serial weenie waver and mean drunk. But, telling the truth about serial Rape-publican Kavanaugh broke something in the conservative brain. The Reactionary #MAGAT Horde exists now on a diet of ceaseless lies and white hot rage. They have no agenda save oppression and #OwntheLibs.

When there is this great a divide, violence is not far off. And indeed, rightwing terrorism is now commonplace in the Nation, as conservatives have been conducting a low-level guerrilla war in the United States for some time. Rightwing propaganda has given us a never ending string of so-called Lone Wolves which has been accelerating under the Traitor Trump Administration.

Conservatives tied all their hatred and animus towards liberals into the body of Brett Kavanaugh transubstantiating him into The Flesh of The Chosen One. Every new revelation about Kavanaugh's rapist ways only further cements conservatives love for him. Conservatives will never abandon Kavanaugh and ergo, no Republican will vote to Impeach Kavanaugh.

This doesn't mean the Democratic Party shouldn't impeach Rapist Kavanaugh. Indeed some of the most important battles you have to fight are the ones you know you're going to lose. You don't fight them because you will win, you fight them because it is the right thing to do.

Of course, it is easy for me to tell Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer to fight a losing battle, it's much harder for them to accept a political defeat which, due to the fascist nature of our News Media and the firmly ensconced Rightwing Propaganda machine, will turn into the worst disaster since the Hindenburg and the most vile political lynching since Clarence Thomas.

Update:
Apparently, Ben Shapiro in an effort to make a further mockery of his already worthless reputation has demanded the victims of Kavanaugh's sexual assaults habeas corpus with the Dick Pics or it didn't happen.

Rape-publican Dennis Hastert claims he didn't rape kids

Sorry Coach Denny! You should have denied what you did, like me.

"Heywood, what you in here for?"
"Didn't do it! Lawyer fucked me." - Shawshank Redemption (1994)

Convicted Republican Dennis Hastert must be livid he isn't a member of the modern Trump Republican Party because if he was he would have gotten away with sexually abusing children; like Roy Moore, Gym Jordan, serial rapist Judge Boofer O'Kavanugh and Traitor Racist Rapist Trump themselves did.

During his sentencing, Dennis Hastert apologized for the "boys I mistreated" and "took advantage of" is now claiming he just wanted get the court proceedings over with and maybe his statement is false, “Well, I just don’t know. I’m not sure that my view of it was the same as the people that wrote it. I was overwhelmed with a lot of feelings at that time.”

What a slimy attempt by Hastert to cast doubt without outright denying he did it. If only he knew conservatives digaf (don't give a fuck) if a Republican is a child molester. It's Okay if you're a Republican has been a time honored tradition of the Right, as sexually abusing and adulterous Rape-publican pukes Robert Packwood, Mark Foley, John Ensign, Bob Barr, Henry Hyde and Newt Gingrich could be held up as moral paragons as they pursued President Clinton.

Racist Limbaugh can call for draconian drug laws to be enforced on minority communities while he himself orchestrates a multi-layered criminal drug conspiracy.

On the other hand, when the Libertarians over at Reason found out about Hastert's crimes they were mad! Really Mad! Not at Hastert, but at his blackmailer for breaking the sanctity of the contract and for the FBI for sticking their big snouts into Hastert's private business (i.e. the suspicious payment of funds).

Of course, these days when Rape-publicans are accused of sexual assaults the rightwing wurlitzer springs into action and conservatives take to social media, the airwaves, and launch character assassinations of the victims which are amplified by Faux News and the solidarity of the Republican Party.

If Hastert was accused today, he could simply deny it and rest assured every conservative would vehemently slander his victims, threaten violence against media members reporting, and engage in micro aggressions to trigger the libtards. #OwntheLibs is the whole of the Republican Party.