Paul Ryan doesn't want to be Speaker of the House because it'll cut into his Gym Time

P90X Ryan is known in Washington D.C. for to things; his fanatical weight lifting sessions and wanting to steal Social Security and Medicare in order to kill Old Americans.

With John Boenher's crisis of faith and decision to step aside as Speaker of the House, the Republican  Congress has imploded. No one in the House has the 100% undiluted, Conservative blood of pure evil necessary to satisfy the Right-Wing fanatics who have gerrymandered their way into the People's House.

Ryan's Reverse-Robin Hood Budget shenanigans are legendary and lauded by Republicans in their ceaseless effort to swindle the Middle Class and transfer more wealth up to the 1%. Yet, Paul Ryan is too liberal for the Tea Bagging euphemistically titled Freedom Caucus. Even Phyliss Schflay emerged from her crypt to decry Ryan's possible Speakership.

The only one who approaches the necessary 100% purity of bile and rancor required to be the Perfect Conservative is Dick Cheney, who pure evil was only slightly diluted by the introduction of a stolen transplant heart.

So, the Republicans are going to flail away for awhile and the Beltway Press and Media will continue to ask inane questions like; How did this happen? and Aren't the Democrats to blame because, ya know, Both Sides Do It? as they pin away from the Ghost of Undead Zombie Reagan to emerge from the recesses of their imaginations and Lead.

Mighty Joe Biden crushes Paul 90X Ryan

Lyin' Ryan was handled in the debate. And Vice President Biden did it with a smile and a laugh, "That's a bunch of malarkey."

Of course, whiny Conservatives complained that Vice President Biden smiled and laughed too much while beating up Paul Ryan. "I think the way the vice president handled himself was condescending,” said Reprenstative Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah). Waaa Waaaaa Waaaaaaa! 

As soon as Republicans and conservatives began complaining that Biden was smirking and interrupting Ryan it was obvious Biden had won handily. When your guy gets crushed you make excuses and complain about the behavior of your opponent. Boo-Fucking-Hoo conservative wimps.

And this is only way Ryan and Romney need to be treated. Republican Lies, errr, "ideas" need to be treated with disdain and laughter because they are evil and ignorant.

Paul Ryan came off as a baby-ish backwater, po-dunk, cultish rube. Ryan's entire career has been pampered existence as Ryan has been swaddled in the safety of wing-nut taxpayer funded welfare for 20 years. Ryan has never had to face a confident, intelligent, well-versed opponent and it showed. 

Like his cultish P90X exercises of choice, which don't provide real-world applicable strength they just make you good at doing P90X exercises, Ryan's ideas have always been met with sychophantic echo-chamber agreement, leaving him weak when his ideas have to be tested in the marketplace of ideas.

Ryan's ideas don't provide any functionable strength, they merely look good to the Plutocratic Moocher Class.

Let’s make this country a tax shelter... Lowering tax rates at a broader base of income brings in more revenues and would help us close our fiscal gap.

Never forget when Republicans talk about "broadening the tax base" they meant to broaden the backs of the Middle Class and Poor to provide the base for further tax cuts for the Plutocrats. And that is exactly what Romney-Ryan Tax Plan plans to do Increase Taxes on the Middle Class and give $5 Trillion to the Rich.

Update:
Oh boo-hoo the conservative punditry are in full cry-baby mode: 

"That condescending, smirking, laughing — it was akin to Gore’s sigh.” - Mary Matalin 

"Biden is at risk of having his laugh come across like Gore’s sighs. He should knock it off!" - Ari Fleischer.

The ironic thing about comparing Biden's annhilation of Paul 90X last night to Gore's Debate performance in 2000, is that Al Gore won that Election.