Thank you President Biden! The Corporate Media and Republicans are soooooo mad right now...

 Because Kamala Harris is going to win the Presidency.

Republicans were so overconfident, they openly talked about their vicious Nazi-inspired Project 2025, they paired a weird unlikable domestic violence fan with a child rapist as their choices for the Presidency.  And now...  now they are panicked!  Vance and Trump look like a pair of grotesque bloated sexist blobs, drenched in flop sweat, providing  Zero Energy, and with each successive boring speech exuding

Big Time Loser Stink

Big Time Loser Stink.

The Corporate Media was burnishing their Triumphant Trump Return of the King stories, while chuckling to themselves over their non-stop knifing of President Biden and then President Biden made history and the American people saw it and have embraced the next President of the United States Kamala Harris.  And the Corporate Media and Republicans went berserk and dropped any pretense.  Republicans are so mad right now they have rushed to put out as much racist sexist garbage and are engaged in a campaign of one-upmanship to see who can be the most vile and misogynistic.  

The Corporate Media thought for sure they would smoothly transition in from eliminating Joe Biden to having the Democratic Party in a contested convention were they could act like Mean Girls and spread gossip from one potential campaign to the other and watch them fight. 

And then Joe Biden endorsed the next President of the United States Kamala Harris and in a show of true unity, not the manufactured fraudulent unity of the Fascists at the RNC, Democratic groups, leaders, and delegates stepped up and backed Vice President Harris.  But, the demand amongst the pundit class for a Democrats in Disarray Summer still stands and they are going to do their worst to stop Harris' momentum and quicken flaccid Vance and Traitor Trump's low energy failing campaign.  But, don't expect the Corporate Media to run daily stories about Trump's addled brain, malapropisms, unhealthy lifestyle, and age, they are in the business of putting Republican in power.

As if often stated in Law Enforcement circles;  Complacency Kills...  Don't make the same mistake Republicans made a mere week ago but, understand together we can crush the Trump Vance Losers and save this country.  Together We can Win.  Let's Fucking Go!

The Last Details of Mike Pence

Does this Rainbow make me look Gay?

“We're all put to the test... but it never comes in the form or at the point we would prefer, does it?”

I can not think of anyone other than Mike Pence who thought Mike Pence should be President.  So, it comes as no surprise that Mike Pence dropped out of the race.

Everyone recalls Pence playacting a tough guy stare across the DMZ with North Korea while wearing his leather jacket.  But, I think the time Pence sheepishly removed a water bottle in front of him because Trump moved his is the epitome of Mike's entire political career.

Pence benefited from the American tradition of elevating any white man above and beyond his ability, skills, or keen.  And make no mistake Pence was no hero when he was put to the test on Jan6th.  Pence yearned to find someone anyone (Why even Dan Quayle would suffice!) to tell him you can do this, you can overthrow the United States government and remain in power and it's nice and legal (or legal-ish as "George" "Santos" would say).  Instead after not using legerdemain to conduct an Autogolpe, Pence has spent the last 2+ years trying to ridiculously navigate the space between approving the Jan6th rioters calling for his hanging and wooing the Trumpublican mob despite their utter abject hatred for him for failing to deliver the goods.

Part of Mike Pence's appeal to voters was his claim he and Trump would have reneged on the deal to withdraw US Troops from Afghanistan and kept forces in the country.  How that would have worked with the Taliban back in political power is anyone's guess but, when you're concocting fantasy scenarios in your head like RINO Mike Pence well there you go.  Of course, part of Pence's Afghanistan bullshit is to reinforce the nonsense about the 2021 withdrawal being a calamitous calamity of such proportion heretofore never seen in the history of the US and world and to downplay the Trump administration's culpability.

Additionally, Pence cosponsored the AUMF for George W(orst Ever) Bush's invasion of Iraq so it's unsurprising he was still in favor of staying in America's longest war just like Liz Cheney, whom some blind liberals actually believed was on the side of the Democrats instead of being the viper who wants to return the Republican Party to the snobbish bigotry and concealed hatred of the Other.

Anyway good bye forever to Mike Pence we now only have to deal with his devious brother in Indiana.

Jonah Goldberg pouts because Piers Morgan is mean and conservatives are Hypocrites (Updated)

“The only foreign policy thing I remember he said was he’s going to attack Pakistan…” George W. Bush

Update:
Jonah Goldberg is also a liar. Jonah and his publisher have been claiming he has "twice been nominated for a Pulitzer Prize." So my earlier conclusion that Jonah Goldberg is regurgitated hog-shit has been vindicated.

Chicken Hawk, fat slob Jonah Goldberg thought Piers Morgan would let him rant on and on and on about how bad, bad, bad Liberals are and how he doesn't criticize President Obama, except when Jonah slanders President Obama at every turn. For instance, here's the first sentence of Jonah's awesomely even-handed response to the SOTU,

President Obama's State of the Union address was disgusting.

But, a strange thing happened when Piers Morgan pointed out Republicans and Right-Wingers were underplaying the significance of the Kill Bin Laden Mission. Republicans are mulling and crying like petulant spoiled brats because President Obama rightly declared he would get Osama Bin Laden and Mitt Romney declared he didn't want to get Osama Bin Laden. [See My Post: Bin Laden's death means...]

Jonah Goldberg was flummoxed in the Interview. Jonah didn't have answers for any questions, blubbered that Piers "cross-examined him", was "carrying water for the Democrats", and "you pried it out of me"! Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Jonah Goldberg is a famous conservative chicken hawk.

As for why my sorry a** isn't in the kill zone, lots of people think this is a searingly pertinent question. No answer I could give -- I'm 35 years old, my family couldn't afford the lost income, I have a baby daughter, my a** is, er, sorry, are a few -- ever seem to suffice.

So, Jonah showed his absolute hog-shit ignorance when asked about military missions when Piers Morgan asked him how much the Kill Bin Laden Mission cost.

Instead of admitting he has no idea because Jonah Goldberg never had any intention of going anywhere near the military, he pulled a number out of his expansive flabby chicken hawk ass.

Golberg: It was a pretty cheap operation.

Morgan: How much does it cost?

Goldberg: It didn't cost --

Morgan: What's your idea of cheap?

Goldberg: Are we really going to do this sort of high school debating tactic crap?

Morgan: Yes. I'm curious what you think of what cheap means.

Goldberg: I would put it at – I don't know, $50 million, $40 million...

Morgan: Wow. And that's cheap in the Republican world? No wonder the country got into the mess it did.

Right-Wing world exploded with indignation! Jonah retreated to his home turf at National Review Online to declare, 'I won! I won! Waaah! La la la la la Liberals! He proved my point! I'm the winner!'

The blubbering Jonah turned to Rich Lowry and said, 'Tell em Rich! I won! Right?!? Right?!? I demand you declare me the winner or Im gonna hold my breath!' Rich Lowry dutifully declared him the winner, "Jonah Goldberg 1, Piers Morgan 0". Newsbusters proclaimed, "Piers Morgan belittled Jonah Goldberg".

World Net Daily Writer David Limbaugh (yes Limpballs brother) wrote,

After being waterboarded into answering, Jonah ventured a guess of $50 million, after which Morgan spent the next several minutes sputtering indignantly about how a Republican such as Goldberg could think $50 million is pocket change.

If Jonah Goldberg can't handle Piers Morgan, a friend of Ruppie Murdoch, how is he going to defeat Al Qaeda?

But, it's telling that Jonah Goldberg is such a star in Right-Wing world. On 12/12/2007, Goldberg infamously was the featured speaker for a lecture at the University of Massachusetts Amherst, entitled All I am Saying is Give War a Chance. It's stated goal being:

Join the UMass Republican Club for yet another lively and edifying political discussion on the costs, necessities, consequences, and benefits of war. A question and answer session will be administered after the initial lecture.

Jonah is just another dog-shit stupid conservative dilettante who inherited his position as a "professional commentator" from his mommy. These pundit aristocrats are hired by Right-Wing Think Tanks to produce reams and reams of god-awfully shameful lies which the conservative base stoops lower and lower to lap up. [See my post: Good Conservative! Let the Racism Flow Freely! Brent Bozell is a Bigot]

Base Hypocrite is too polite a term for Jonah Goldberg, bucket of regurgitated hog-shit is more appropriate.

Addendum:
All of this, of course, stems from the fact, Republicans used Terrorism to win elections in 2002 and 2004. In the Kerry/Bush election Republicans shouted Terror! Terror! 9/11! 9/11! 9/11! and directly stated a vote for John Kerry was a vote for Terrorists. Republicans politicize Terror to win elections then and now. It's just now, Right-Wingers are pouting and stamping their feet how dare that Obama rightly point out Republicans didn't care whether or not Osama Bin Laden was killed/captured and President Obama did and got it done.

"It's not worth moving heaven and earth and spending billions of dollars just trying to catch one person." - Mitt Romney. Like George W(orst President Ever) Bush Mitt Romney didn't care about killing/capturing Osama Bin Laden.