Sunday, May 6, 2012

Jonah Goldberg pouts because Piers Morgan is mean and conservatives are Hypocrites (Updated)

“The only foreign policy thing I remember he said was he’s going to attack Pakistan…” George W. Bush
Update:
Jonah Goldberg is also a liar. Jonah and his publisher have been claiming he has "twice been nominated for a Pulitzer Prize." So my earlier conclusion that Jonah Goldberg is regurgitated hog-shit has been vindicated.
Chicken Hawk, fat slob Jonah Goldberg thought Piers Morgan would let him rant on and on and on about how bad, bad, bad Liberals are and how he doesn't criticize President Obama, except when Jonah slanders President Obama at every turn. For instance, here's the first sentence of Jonah's awesomely even-handed response to the SOTU,
President Obama's State of the Union address was disgusting.
But, a strange thing happened when Piers Morgan pointed out Republicans and Right-Wingers were underplaying the significance of the Kill Bin Laden Mission. Republicans are mulling and crying like petulant spoiled brats because President Obama rightly declared he would get Osama Bin Laden and Mitt Romney declared he didn't want to get Osama Bin Laden. [See My Post: Bin Laden's death means...]

Jonah Goldberg was flummoxed in the Interview. Jonah didn't have answers for any questions, blubbered that Piers "cross-examined him", was "carrying water for the Democrats", and "you pried it out of me"! Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Jonah Goldberg is a famous conservative chicken hawk.
As for why my sorry a** isn't in the kill zone, lots of people think this is a searingly pertinent question. No answer I could give -- I'm 35 years old, my family couldn't afford the lost income, I have a baby daughter, my a** is, er, sorry, are a few -- ever seem to suffice.
So, Jonah showed his absolute hog-shit ignorance when asked about military missions when Piers Morgan asked him how much the Kill Bin Laden Mission cost.

Instead of admitting he has no idea because Jonah Goldberg never had any intention of going anywhere near the military, he pulled a number out of his expansive flabby chicken hawk ass.
Golberg: It was a pretty cheap operation.

Morgan: How much does it cost?

Goldberg: It didn't cost --

Morgan: What's your idea of cheap?

Goldberg: Are we really going to do this sort of high school debating tactic crap?

Morgan: Yes. I'm curious what you think of what cheap means.

Goldberg: I would put it at – I don't know, $50 million, $40 million...

Morgan: Wow. And that's cheap in the Republican world? No wonder the country got into the mess it did.
Right-Wing world exploded with indignation! Jonah retreated to his home turf at National Review Online to declare, 'I won! I won! Waaah! La la la la la Liberals! He proved my point! I'm the winner!'

The blubbering Jonah turned to Rich Lowry and said, 'Tell em Rich! I won! Right?!? Right?!? I demand you declare me the winner or Im gonna hold my breath!' Rich Lowry dutifully declared him the winner, "Jonah Goldberg 1, Piers Morgan 0". Newsbusters proclaimed, "Piers Morgan belittled Jonah Goldberg".

World Net Daily Writer David Limbaugh (yes Limpballs brother) wrote,
After being waterboarded into answering, Jonah ventured a guess of $50 million, after which Morgan spent the next several minutes sputtering indignantly about how a Republican such as Goldberg could think $50 million is pocket change.
If Jonah Goldberg can't handle Piers Morgan, a friend of Ruppie Murdoch, how is he going to defeat Al Qaeda?

But, it's telling that Jonah Goldberg is such a star in Right-Wing world. On 12/12/2007, Goldberg infamously was the featured speaker for a lecture at the University of Massachusetts Amherst, entitled All I am Saying is Give War a Chance. It's stated goal being:
Join the UMass Republican Club for yet another lively and edifying political discussion on the costs, necessities, consequences, and benefits of war. A question and answer session will be administered after the initial lecture.
Jonah is just another dog-shit stupid conservative dilettante who inherited his position as a "professional commentator" from his mommy. These pundit aristocrats are hired by Right-Wing Think Tanks to produce reams and reams of god-awfully shameful lies which the conservative base stoops lower and lower to lap up. [See my post: Good Conservative! Let the Racism Flow Freely! Brent Bozell is a Bigot]

Base Hypocrite is too polite a term for Jonah Goldberg, bucket of regurgitated hog-shit is more appropriate.

Addendum:
All of this, of course, stems from the fact, Republicans used Terrorism to win elections in 2002 and 2004. In the Kerry/Bush election Republicans shouted Terror! Terror! 9/11! 9/11! 9/11! and directly stated a vote for John Kerry was a vote for Terrorists. Republicans politicize Terror to win elections then and now. It's just now, Right-Wingers are pouting and stamping their feet how dare that Obama rightly point out Republicans didn't care whether or not Osama Bin Laden was killed/captured and President Obama did and got it done.

"It's not worth moving heaven and earth and spending billions of dollars just trying to catch one person." - Mitt Romney. Like George W(orst President Ever) Bush Mitt Romney didn't care about killing/capturing Osama Bin Laden.

17 comments:

Silverfiddle said...

Liberals are still pissy over his scholarly work showing Mussolini and Hitler were Socialists, not right wingers.

Grung_e_Gene said...

Fascism is and forever shall be right-wing.

Nazis proclaimed themselves right-wingers, were considered by contemporaries politically right and by reputable historians right-iwngers.

Jonah Goldberg's work amounted to the declaration the football team in Chicago are the Bears, therefore the members of that team are Grizzlies and Pandas...

This is still the syllogism used by conservatives, most recently when JT Ready went Tea Party Extremist.

Silverfiddle said...

"Nazis proclaimed themselves right-wingers"

I'd consider your claim if there were any contemporary evidence to back it up. naziism was a local German version of socialism, hence the name.

And Mussolini was a leftist thinker and writer, descended from a leftist father.

Grung_e_Gene said...

You Might Be A Fascist If… By Stephen D. Foster Jr.

18 traits which as the writer states, Sounds just like the Tea Party led Republican Party, doesn’t it?

“Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism because it is a merger of state and corporate power” ― Benito Mussolini

But, flabby-assed, mush-faced chicken hawk dilettantes like Jonah can't be expected to know this, because they are too busy cheering on war with no intention of ever getting close to the fighting.

Silverfiddle said...

“Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism because it is a merger of state and corporate power” ― Benito Mussolini

Sounds like the public-private "partnerships" ushered in by the progressives, who took the day's fascists as their governing models.

Corporatism is rampant here in America, and it is actively supported by progressives of all parties.

Silverfiddle said...

Also, it's obvious you haven't read his book, but rather the sweaty, smudged crib notes of haters on the left who are too dumb to understand what he is really saying.

Grung_e_Gene said...

Ah yes the 'you haven't read his book' attack. I'm sure you're going to tell me you've read Das Kapital and are thus qualified to pontificate on what Marx really thought!

And of all the millions who've read the bible (the revealed word!!!) how many different interpretations are there?

But, Jonah is a fraud. He doesn't "know" anything but is a paid pundit courtier (having inherited his position from his mother) to come up with these attacks on Liberals; only liberals are mean and only liberals argue emotionally while we conservatives are of the noble high brow thinkers wearing ayn rand ties.

It hog-shit and Jonah is hog-shit.

Silverfiddle said...

Now I know you haven't read the book...

Thanks for confirming it.

Grung_e_Gene said...

Oh come on Silverfiddle! I also didn't read Anders Behring Breivik Manifesto just " sweaty, smudged crib notes of haters on the left who are too dumb to understand what he is really saying."

And what Breivik and Jonah are "saying" is the same thing.

Anonymous said...

If the Nazis were so left-wing, then why were communists and left-wing political dissidents sent to the camps?
The reality is that the Nazis had hijacked a left-wing, socialist party for their own authoritarian (READ:right-wing) gains.

Anonymous said...

Guys and Gals,

You are chasing the rabbit with this mental midget Silverfiddle. You can't win with the guys who ride the short bus. Their retorts just get more muddled and confused. I have a tinfoil hat brother like him. They almost sound as if they can have an adult conversation, but when pressed to show adult reasoning skills, they resort to rubber and glue arguments thus believing they have "Won" the argument. Until our population grows up mentally, his type will forever pollute our discourse with their immaturity and lack of reasoning skills.
Short answer, impaired judgement cannot recognize impaired judgement. Don't ask a drunk if he is sober. You know what his answer is and you should not have asked the question.

Just Thinkin'

Darth Vipus said...

Silverfiddle,

Besides the Jews and the gypsies can you name one group the nazis exterminated?

Grung_e_Gene said...

Thanks for the input Anonymous.

Silverfiddle is the only right-winger who ever comes over to my blog to post comments. I thank him for that.

However, his modus operandi with posts which clearly show the despicable nature of conservatives is to focus on one thing he thinks he can win at, e.g. the "scholarly work" by Jonah Goldberg Liberal Fascism.

The sad part is I think Silverfiddle would find Jonah as putrid as the "Left" if Jonah wasn't a pundit aristocrat willing to write mean things about Liberals.

Jonah has no abilities. No accomplishments. No credibility. He's never had a real job and never done anything to help anyone. He's literally a right-wing courtier. Paid millions (he got a $1 Million dollar advance for his latest "work") by Plutocrats because Jonah is a willing flatterer who will grace their court and tell the Rich Vulture assholes and Republicans how beautiful their shit smells.

Anonymous said...

I swear, I was totally convinced that Silverfiddle's first comment was pure sarcasm. The dead giveaway, I thought, was that he used the term "scholarly work." That cracked me up.

KWillow said...

If 1935-1945 NAZIs were Socialists, then what does that make our modern day NAZI skinhead party? Are they left wingers, too?

Anonymous said...

Hey, if Hitler said he was a socialist that’s good enough for me. Hitler was a stand-up guy if ever there was one. Think about it, if you can’t take Hitler’s word, whose word can you take?

Grung_e_Gene said...

Anonymous (the last), it's just like Faux News and Michele Bachmann! They proclaim themselves Fair & Balanced or a "serious candidate" then viola! They are!