Showing posts with label absurd. Show all posts
Showing posts with label absurd. Show all posts

Friday, October 19, 2012

Women Binder Romney and Dishwasher Ryan to star in remake of Say Anything

The Romney-Ryan plan is to screw America and give the money to the Rich. They are, of course, supported in this endeavor by Rich and by the Faux News and Conservative shills who engage in the Great Con Game in which Right-Wing bullshit can never, ever, ever be called lies.

Mitt Romney's wistful recollection of the Binders Full of Women became an instant Internet Meme. But, more important than the Nobody puts Baby in a Binder and I can't squeeze my women into a Trapper Keeper jokes is the fact the whole story was a Lie.


Mika Brzezinski pointed out the story was false on Morning Joe ,
"How is that not a lie?” Can we go there, Halperin? When you say you ‘sought out’ and then it turns that they were brought to you, that’s not the truth. Correct?"
Mark Halperin wasn't having any of it, 
“I just don’t think that’s what this campaign should be about.”
The Truth can be so inconveinent, especially when the Con Man is on the Grift! Mika Brzezinski wouldn't let the issue drop, 
“What? Us calling out facts? It shouldn’t be about that? I’ll totally disagree, it appears, with everybody at this table. It is insulting. At the debate the other night, Mitt Romney talks about how there weren’t enough women and so he sought them out and then ‘binders of women’ were brought to him, which is a whole funny thing, but that’s not true. That was a prepared story. He was prepared to be asked about women and told that story…" 
But, Mark Halperin fullfied his role as Shill in the Great Republican Swindle, 
"I just don't think that parsing individual statment said live during a debate is appropriate."
After his mauling by Vice President Biden, Paul 90X Ryan and his family staged a photo-opportunity of them helping out in a Youngstown, Ohio homeles shelter kitchen to show his compassion.

As conflicting accounts emerged, Brian Antal, president of the Mahoning County St. Vincent De Paul Society, has become the focus of incredible anger as Conservatives have engaged in a campaign of criminal harassment via thousands of phone calls and vicious Facebook posts. Additionally, the shelter is facing an exdous of donors.


Antal orginally stated Ryan "did nothing" but now claims Ryan "did wash several dirty dishes". Conservatives found their j'accuse! moment when they learned Antal has voted in Democratic Primaries!


Looking at the photos you can see Ryan sporting a spotless white apron, eventhough he's supposedly cleaning large dirty stainless pots using a high powered professional spray. Really, the only thing Ryan tried to burnish in this photo-op is his political image.


Now, eventhough I don't like Ryan, I don't think he's stupid enough to just run water over clean pots but, the forced nature of Ryan trying to appear to care about Homeless or Poor people is what is readily evident. To Romney and Ryan the only thing "The Poor" are good for is to be used as club to attack President Obama.


But, in order to get elected Romney and Ryan will Say Anything. It's what they say and do when they think they are amongst friends and the cameras not on that matters.


So, when Mitt Romney says "I know what it takes..." and "I have a plan..." You should believe him. He made them clear in his 47% Speech. 


Romney does have a plan to shift the Tax Burden onto the Middle Class in a final effort to grind us from existence so that his Plutocratic Allies reign over this Nation and it's people in a Neo-Feudalist State.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

The Visions of Newtradamus and the Romneyan Brain-Washing Maneuver

In the Vision of Newtradamus and with the help of the Romneyan Brain-Washing Maneuver, some people are worth more than other people.

Newt Gingrich's tax plan is truly evil. It's even worse than what the Great Newtradamus originally proposed. Newtradamus declared a vision of prosperity came to him! All will profit if only we have No Capital Gains Taxes, a Corporate tax rate of 12.5%, and a 15% flat tax for everyone else!

Now, if you wish Newtradamus would allow you to keep the current tax structure, but I don't know if that means the average worker would still be able to claim the Earned Income Tax Credit or write off Mortgage interest. What the Great and Slimy Newt's plan does mean is the Super Wealthy who control and own the Republican Party would see their stolen loot skyrocket and Income Inequality would become irreversible.

Mr. Sheet Rock Layer who works 2500 hours (48 hours a week) and makes $50,000 would pay $7,500 in taxes if he took the flat 15% rate. But, the Thieves who call their Income deferred would really prosper. For instance, Willard Mitt's, The Romneyan, tax rate would plummet from his current 13.9% to 0.25% and he would pay a mere $56,000 in taxes on an Income of $21,600,000, a Quarter of One Percent.

It's a brilliant way of destroying the Social Safety Net and crippling the Government. It's not an accident. The goal of the Right-Wing has always been to shift the burden of the poor, injured, sick or downtrodden onto the hard-working middle class, while allowing the 1% to abscond with Trillions in tax dollars funneled to them via their Republicon Dogs.

Do you think Mr. 10 hour days is going to want any money going to the Moochers? Of course, not he's busting his ass! He's ruining his health, breaking his back and barely seeing his family. But, and this is the most important part of the Right-Wing Plan the Middle Class can never know who are the Real Moochers. The True Moochers and Welfare Recipients in this Nation are the Plutocrats of the 1%.

This is where the Romneyan Brain-Washing Maneuver comes into play.

Romney, like all the Vultures and Thieves with whom he congregates make No Contribution to Society. The Entire Financial Model of the 1% is, what they themselves call, Creative Destruction.

It's Creative all right, but it's not Creation, it's Destruction. Romney and his ilk make profits off of eliminating jobs, destroying American companies, polluting waterways destroying ecosystems and profiting off of the carnage they caused.

But, that's only the first part of the Romneyan Brain-Washing Maneuver. After destroying Americans lives, Mitt Romney moves hundreds of millions to off-shore accounts in Luxembourg or the Cayman Islands and then calls the rest of his earnings "Deferred Income" or "Capital Gains". Thus while making at least 400 times more than an average American, every year, Romney and the disgusting filth with whom he associates get to pay effective tax rates 1/2th or 1/3rd as much.

But, when this is pointed out, people get mad so the Romneyan Brain-Washing reaches it's conclusion, in which Willard Mitt and his fellow Thieves declare they actually pay 50% taxes. "All told it's really closer to 45% or 50%," Mitt Romney.

It's a lie of course, but Romney has supporters amongst the Actors over at Faux News who declare, "Who cares how much money he has???"

Everything the Plutocrats and their defenders tell you are lies. Corporations do not pay 35% taxes. Time and again it's shown Corporations don't pay anything in taxes
Seventy-eight of the 280 companies paid zero or less in federal income taxes in at least one year from 2008 to 2010. Thirty corporations paid less than nothing (Negative Tax Rates) in aggregate federal income taxes over the entire 2008-10 period.
Even more despicably these same Companies spent more on lobbyists and political donations,
Moreover, Public Campaign reports these companies spent about $476 million during the same period to lobby the U.S. Congress, as well as another $22 million on federal campaigns, while in some instances laying off employees and increasing executive compensation.
That is where Newtradamus and Romneyan prove most special. Regular Americans don't get fancy dinner dates and a $500,000 dollar line of credit from Tiffany's or a $25,000 dollar a month contract to "Not-Lobby" from Freddie Mac like Newtradamus.

We, the People don't have wealthy friends setting up an LLC or a PAC to funnel millions of dollars to our pockets as we've seen happen for both Newtradamus and The Romneyan. W Spann LLC, was formed in March 2011 by Cameron Casey a former comrade of Willard Mitt's at Bain Capital made a $1,000,000 dollar donation to Romney and dissolved in July 2011.

Sheldon Adelson, who literally makes his money off of gambling (remember no contribution to society) and his wife Dr. Miriam Adelson have each given a $5,000,000 million dollar donation to Newtradamus.

But, all of this can't distract the conservative rubes and dupes who slavishly slurp down all the filth the Republicans shovel to them during their nearly 20 debates. The right-wing dupes truly believe all they need to make millions of dollars like they're good friends Newtradamus and The Romneyan is lower taxes and getting those moochers off of Medicaid, foodstamps and welfare.

Meanwhile, the Vultures smile and Trillions flow to them.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Grand Dragon Glenn Beck Racist Demagogue and False Profit

Update 08/28:
As expected the False Profit Glenn Beck invoked god over and over to justify his inflammatory methods. Onward christian fascists! Take back American from the non-god chosen, the UnAmericans! And the attendees all know who that is... Mark Benjamin, an attendee from Salon counted 27 africian-Americans in the estimated crowd of 87,000.
"It's like the Damn Planet of the Apes!" ~ Glenn Beck critiques the Obama Administration.
The name Glenn Beck brings forth the terms hysterical fabrication, egregious stupidity, insidious ignorance, untrammeled bigotry, complete disregard for the truth and "literal demonization" of his enemies. But his 828 Rally on the site and anniversary of Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream Speech" and recent behavior deserves mention.

Beck has called his Rally Restoring Honor and Reclaiming the Civil Rights Movement. And from whom does Beck need to take back the civil rights movement? And at what point does Glenn Beck feel America Lost Honor? Why from Martin Luther King Jr. when he spoke in Washington DC.

Glenn Beck is a vile racist. Glenn's fans and supporters are racist bigots and christian white fascists; the Conservative Tearrorists. Beck has spent everyday since President Obama was elected whipping up their 'white fear'. His whole show is predicated on playing on the racist ignorance of christian fascists. He invites the ignorant bigot Sarah Palin who tweets a racist should "reload" and continue calling black persons the n-word epithet. He wants his racist followers to take back America from black persons and minorities.

This is whom the 828 Rally is for... That is for whom Glenn Beck speaks...

But, Glenn's not responsible for his actions! A higher power is guiding Beck, god is personally working through Glenn Beck and ensuring the weather for his Rally will be clear and easy. Invoking god or claiming 'he' is speaking or working though you is prima facie evidence of dishonesty and ulterior motives.

Delusions of Grandeur doesn't even begin to describe this level of Megalomania...


That there are Americans, who after hearing someone claim that god is speaking to them, would weigh that claim as positive evidence for the truthfulness of the speaker is sad and disturbing.

Additional:
Beck also found time to throw an additional I Stand With You Flag to his christian white fascists by blaming Charles Darwin for Adolf Hitler, the Nazis and the Holocaust. Admittedly, this is an old card, in the Creationist hand.

Beck's latest attacks on Charles Darwin are doubly ridiculous inasmuch as Beck is personally responsible for inciting Conservative Tearrosits to violence.

Glenn Beck would have fit in with the Klansmen of the 19th century. Beck is a racist, Darwin was not. Charles Darwin, besides being one of the greatest scientist of all time, was above the ignorant racism of his era he was one of those rare persons who could be outside the zeitgeist of his time.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Right Wing Terror Alert - Will Washington's Failures Lead to a Second American Revolution

Of course, don't ever tell anybody that they're not free, 'cause then they're gonna get real busy killin' and maimin' to prove to you that they are. ~ Jack Nicholson describes the mind of the vicious murderous racists modern conservative in Easy Rider.
Conservatives have fully embraced the threat of violence and the use of violence to effect political change in America. This tactic can properly be called Terrorism. When faced with losing popular elections over and over and a rejection of their hate filed bigoted ideology, Conservatives respond by threatening Armed Insurrection and Violence. And we've become so inured to the daily call for insurrection, from "Gather your Armies", to "Bullet Box solutions" and "Second Amendment Remedies" when new calls and new incidents of Conservative Terrorism arise Americans shrug our shoulders and act as though this is sane political discourse.

Well it isn't. Conservatism is a sickness. It's an evil ideology whose practitioners are hoping for blood to run. It's to be expected from a group which venerates southern racist terrorists as heroes.

Conservative miscreants have already killed Americans and plotted to murder more. Who will these sick conservatives murder next? More local police officers? More IRS agents?

Or full on armed insurrection against the Federal Government? Fox News Fueled Conservative Terrorists are gathering weapons for an armed overthrow of the Federal Government.
Raymond Franklin Peake III told police he had been stealing guns for an organization that is collecting firearms to overthrow the federal government, court documents say. Peake also told police that he and Tuso are members of the organization, but refused to give its name.
And it's laughable the cowardly fat-faced R. Limbaugh and Glenn Beck are actively supporting this "Revolution". I can understand why Limbaugh and Beck hate President Obama, he's "black" and Conservatives, by definition, are racist.

But, oh no the Republican Party and Conservatives aren't racist! It's not that President Obama is black! Just ask Sheriff Paul Babeu, McCain Campaign Ad star who declared the 'Government is our Enemy'. Just don't ask him about his appearance on the Pro-White Radio show "The Political Cesspool" hosted by James Edwards and Eddie Miller. Edwards responded with a statement, "For him to act as though he had no idea of our ideology is a lie. Eddie Miller spoke with the Sheriff personally, a week in advance of the interview, during which it was made specifically clear (so there could be no 'confusion') the nature of our paleoconservative radio program." Sheriff Paul Babeu shaven headed White Supremacist Enemy of the Federal Government...

But, getting back to the fact free musings of Ford and Reagan cabinet members Ernest S. Christian and Gary Robbins in their article; Will Washington's Failures Lead to Second American Revolution? Or more correctly they are asking Is having a Black man in the White house leading to Conservative Terrorism?

The writers of incitement to criminal violence warn:
President Obama intent on achieving his transformative goals despite the disagreement of the American people... As Dana Perino said, "You had input. The American people have input every four years, and that’s the way our system is set up."And as Dick Cheney said when told Two-third of Americans say Iraq is not worth fighting, "So?" But, it's very simple when Democrats overwhelmingly win elections as has happened for President in 4 of the last 5 elections those results are to be ignored. When Republican Scum steal an election they craft an Imperial Presidency which violates laws, disregards the Constitution, and starts Wars to accelerate the Transfer of Trillions in wealth to their Plutocratic Overlords. So... of course, Republicans would assume a Democrat would do they same...

Fear and uncertainty stalk the land. Of course, they do thanks to the tirades of Glenn Beck conservatives have been going on, thankfully haphazard, terrorist murder sprees. Byron Williams agreed with his demagogue Beck and was upset by "the way Congress was railroading through all these left-wing agenda items," so Williams decided to launch an attack on the Tides Foundation but when he was stopped decided to shoot it out with California Highway Police Officers.

Obama is building an imperium of public debt and crushing taxes... Obama's highest tax rate is lower than the one under President Ford for whom Ernest Christian served. The Debt was built up by George W. Bush

He is undermining our constitutional traditions. Christian and Robbins must be upset President Obama isn't accepting his status as 3/5ths of a person as their Constitution demands.
But why is so-called decent Middle America listening to these Sick Hate Mongers? Because Conservatism is a bankrupt soul twisting hate filled ideology which undermines truth, decency and morality and leads inexorably to violence and murder.

Conservatism is Terrorism.

Update:
And to prove the point, Conservatives are actively talking about Violence and Overthrow of the Government.
I hope they do feel threatened. Attempts at peaceable protests have been met at turns by feigned ignorance, then mockery, then attacks on the character and motives of those would not sit quietly by. Perhaps it will take a serious review of our capacity for violence to get them to realize we shall not surrender our individual liberties to their lust for power.

I have not yet been swayed to the point of view that an armed conflict is inevitable, TN_NamVolunteer. But we are close enough that one would be wise to prepare for a possible conflict...

Friday, May 21, 2010

The Party of The Absurd

Only you can set you free ~ Cult of Personality, Living Colour
It's been a rough few weeks since I last posted. In that time America has witnessed how Collective Insanity can destroy a political party as the Republicans have careened from the mere absurd into depths of pure malevolence.

The Republicans have shown themselves to be comprised of Violently Stupid, Actively Ignorant Racist Self Hating Homosexual Chicken Hawk Homophobes who are only to happy to work to defend the Plutocracy while oppressing and killing the rest of the World.

Republicans love to call their Treason, Patriotism and their Intolerant Religious Bigotry, Freedom as they feed their more and more insular and self deluded cultists their daily pablum of Insanity.

What the Republicans have been doing for decades is setting up a self-contained Narrative in which their Insane can Believe.

The Republicans lie with abandon because no matter what Glenn Beck, Sarah Plain, Racist Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and all the Toxic Commentators say is true becomes true to the Violently Stupid Conservative Troglodytes.

And it's not going to stop...