Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Republican Steve King *officially* Gay Married to Marcus Bachmann in Secret Iowa Ceremony

Oh Darling! Why would someone as
Fabulous as me marry Crazy Eyes?
Hey you! Right-Wing Mormon and Christian Fascist! I am going to Gay Marry You against your will! The Homosexual Agenda needs to take a page from the Mormon Church and start gay marrying christian bigots and right-wing fascists in absentia. Seriously, official papers should be filed. Get your on-line ordination as a minister and start gay marring these Theocratic Republican bigots and posting their *official* gay marriage certificates on-line.

In a surprising development the "Stunning" Steve King gay married Marcus Bachmann in a secret but, fabulous ceremony. Bachmann, previously known as the fake husband of Michele Bachmann, met King during a tour of Iowa with his wife during her aborted run for President.

Bachmann famously known for saying gays were barbarians, admitted his earlier statment,
"We have to understand: barbarians need to be educated. They need to be disciplined. Just because someone feels it or thinks it doesn't mean that we are supposed to go down that road. That's what is called the sinful nature. We have a responsibility as parents and as authority figures not to encourage such thoughts and feelings from moving into the action steps..."
was merely a cover for his long-held homosexual feelings and that his marriage to Michele Bachmann was a sham.

The Mormon Church has zero authority so reading news stories that the Mormons are continuing their Crusade of baptizing dead people into their church doesn't offend me. But, it does offend others. From NPR;
Two decades of anger, apologies and agreements have failed to keep the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints from ending posthumous Mormon baptisms of prominent Jews and holocaust victims.

In the latest incident, the parents of the late Simon Wiesenthal, a survivor of a Nazi death camp and an advocate for holocaust victims, were baptized in a Mormon ceremony. Posthumous baptisms are a critical part of the Mormon faith.
I would suggest we start gay marrying Mitt Romney's entire family since Mitt Romney has performed baptisms of the dead himself,
When Newsweek magazine asked Romney if he personally had performed posthumous baptisms on anyone, author Jonathan Darman wrote, "he looked slightly startled and answered, 'I have in my life, but I haven't recently.' The awareness of how odd this will sound to many Americans is what makes Romney hesitant to elaborate on the Mormon question."


Sarge said...

Back to my always stance on this: How does the two guys across the hall from me getting married effect you? These two people live together the same as Sanatarium and his wife along with his tribe.
It goes against God!
I assume God told them that.

Gingrich, Romney, and Sanmyorum have came out against porn. Not a single one of them ever wacked off in the bathroom with a Playboy magazine...


Grung_e_Gene said...

Actually, Steve King really might be gay because he doesn't concede that birth control prevents pregnancies.

BadTux said...

Frothy and Gingrinch both claim to be good Catholics. Good Catholics don't use birth control because every sperm is sacred. So why, exactly, does GinGrinch have only two children? Celibacy? Yeah and if you believe that, I got a bridge in Brooklyn for sale, cheap... though now that I think about it, it might explain the sour expression on Callista's face. Hrm...

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Jolly Roger said...

KKKing is probably worse than any of us even imagine, if the "truths" surrounding Rushpubliscums hold up in his case.