Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Senator Mark Kirk please recover from your terrible Stroke so you can be kicked out of the Senate for Ethics Violations

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Senator Mark Kirk snagged the former US Senate seat of President Obama back in 2010. Republicans placed a high value target on the seat beca...
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Sunday, May 27, 2012

Birthers Vindicated! Barack Obama does not have the proper Bloodline to be President

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"He was hip, he can dance, he can sing" - Republican Sean Duffy of Wisconsin, who while "struggling" on his $174,000 con...
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Thursday, May 24, 2012

It's Atheists not Catholics or Christians who are responsible for Child Abuse and Violent Rhetoric

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"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation und...
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Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Notre Dame only finds morality when controlling Lady Parts not Football

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"But hey, you have to have moral values. You have to start somewhere, and that’s what we’ve decided to do." - Mississippi Represen...
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Sunday, May 20, 2012

No Welfare for Wrigley! Ricketts chickens come home to Roost.

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"As chairman of the Chicago Cubs, I repudiate any return to racially divisive issues in this year’s presidential campaign or in any set...
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Saturday, May 19, 2012

Republican Mitch Daniels spits in the faces of the Troops

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Republican Mitch Daniels, a rumored Romney VP choice, spit in the faces of every service member in the US Military, at home but especially a...
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Friday, May 18, 2012

Joe Ricketts hates President Obama's spending, but loves Socialism when it's used to help his family's baseball team

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While the rich, ever a self-conscious minority in a republican state, were constantly driven by the fear of danger, even when no danger exis...
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Monday, May 14, 2012

Republican Totalitiarian Richard "Howling Mad" Mourdock declares Bow Down or Republicans will launch a New Civil War!

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"A society devoid of compromise is totalitarian. If I had to define a free and open society in one word, the word would be compromise....
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Saturday, May 12, 2012

Crooked and Lax Republican economic policies help JP Morgan blow $2,000,000,000 gambling

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"And that trading book was the first of it's kind, certainly, anywhere on - with any of the banks." - JP Morgan Chase Derivati...
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Friday, May 11, 2012

Right-Wing Extremists threaten to kill Democratic Senators and engage in Armed Revolt against President Obama (Conservative Domestic Terrorism Alert)

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Conservative Domestic Terrorists plan to engage in an armed revolt once they lose at the ballot box again. Virginia GOP Ponch McPhee, Editor...
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Gay Marriage the President evolves while Mitt Romney and the Republicans remain Troglodytes.

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Exactly how long after I left did you let those liberal stirrings in you spill out all over the fucking floor?!? - Ray Liotta, Narc Preside...
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Thursday, May 10, 2012

Ever wonder what happened to that High School Bully? Well he turned into Mitt Romney.

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Picking on those "weaker" than themselves is a time-honored conservative tradition. So it should come as no surprise that Mitt Ro...
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Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Right-Wing heads explode! Michele Bachmann a citizen of a Foreign Nation

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I'd warn you to watch out for flying grey matter but Right-Wingers have no brains. Half of the anger directed towards President Obama ...
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Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Heartland Institute it's Time to pop the Champagne!

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The owner of Moët & Chandon, Diageo Brands, has announced it will cut funding to the Heartland Institute over their idiotic Unabomber G...
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Hey Tea Party! Mitt Romney spikes the football and takes the credit for the Saving the Auto Industry and creating Government Motors

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Professional candidate, Vulture Capitalist Mitt Romney is now spiking the football and taking credit for the Auto Bailout . “So I’ll take a ...
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