Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Republicans 2 Legit 2 Quit Rape

Too Legit
Too Legit To Quit
Hey, Hey
- MC Hammer

Pro-Rape Republicans are at it again. 

Republican Congressman Trent Franks of Arizona learned us all about Republican Rape, "the incidence of rape resulting in pregnancy is very low."

Well, no doubt Trent. If it was a Legitimate Rape then the women would be dead. The fact she is alive is prima facie evidence that she enjoyed it and thus it wasn't rape. So why should she be able to get an abortion for something she wanted.

Governor Scott Walker of Wisconsin, eager to follow the footsteps of Governor Bob McDonnell, is Pro Mandatory Rape Wand, "I don’t have any problem with an ultrasound. I think most people think ultrasounds are just fine." 

Sure thing, Scott! I mean it's only going to be jammed up the vaginas of women so it doesn't affect you! And if they don't want it done why you and your fellow Wisconsin Republicans can just ram through a State Law making the ramming of Rape Wands up in their vaginas mandatory for all women seeking a medical procedure.

All this flows from the belief that there is no worse crime than abortion. If one believes that, then it is necessary to reorganize your worldview to diminish other crimes or justify trauma done to women seeking an abortion because it's for the "greater good".

Now, Republican men think of women as little more than brood mares. Women like Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, Marsha Blackburn and their ideological mother Phyllis Schlafly are given a thin slice of immense power and held up as paragons through which all other women should see those few women's power as their success in spite of their own personal situations.

But, Male babies! Ah they are what's important because of perpetuating the Patriarchy. 

"Watch a sonogram of a 15-week baby, and they have movements that are purposeful. They stroke their face. If they’re a male baby, they may have their hand between their legs. If they feel pleasure, why is it so hard to think that they could feel pain?” Republican Representative Michael Burgess of Texas cites the need to drastically curtail abortion because Male Fetuses jerk off.

It always comes back to which sex is important. Ergo, Males get to feel pleasure, Females get to feel pain. god Bless America!


Constitutional Insurgent said...

This is a prime example of when the GOP utterly falls on their face in regards to their puffed posturing over individual liberty.

This makes as much sense as having men undergo a prostate exam for chest cold.

Sarge said...

Ain't nobody ever stickin nuthin up my ass no fukin more!

Boy fetus's jacking off.

Don't you dare vote for one of those crazy-assed Repiblicans. I am serious! It is time to restore sanity in Washington - One congressional district at a time.

Vote November 2014.


ChickenHammer said...

All this flows from the belief that there is no worse crime than abortion.

Not true. A lot of it flows from the belief there is no worse crime than taking the life of another human life.

Cleveland prosecutors are considering aggravated murder charges against Ariel Castro for the miscarriages he caused Michelle Knight.

The multiple murder conviction that made Scott Peterson eligible for California's death row hinged on the state proving he killed his unborn son.

Where do we draw the line between murder and a woman's right to choose? Is it murder if the mother doesn't want the fetus aborted and choice if she does? Is it murder if the actor terminating the life of the fetus is not a licensed doctor?

Grung_e_Gene said...

Two things chicken hammer.

The Cleveland case is an extreme outlier and judges do not like to draw precedent from extreme cases to be applied in general.

And if republicans weren't at the same time trying to outlaw birth control, criminalize non-vaginal intercourse and demonize sex education I'd believetheir crusade isn't just about punishing women for having sex.

Zarathustra said...

Re-PUKE-licans need to have their balls crushed in a vice.......

Zarathustra said...

Re-puke-licans.... Fork your little Geebus!!! If you were more like him, you would all be such huge 'CORK-suckers'!!!!!!!!

Susan Vento said...

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I have a quick question regarding your blog. If you could send me an email when you get a chance, I would greatly appreciate it!


ChickenHammer said...

A few things you miss and/or have wrong Grung_e_Gene

At least 37 states have feticide laws on the books. I left you with two examples and your response is to dismiss one as an outlier and ignore the other.

Can you offer an example of Republicans trying to outlaw birth control; other than abortion? Any examples of Republicans attempting to criminalize non-vaginal sex? I'm guessing it's no on both counts since it's not happening.

Grung_e_Gene said...


I have to disagree it will be imposible to crush Republicans balls in a vice. They have none. This was proved by the paucity of Republicans signing up for the Patriotic GWoT. Generation ChickenHawk.

Chicken Hammer,

Easy victory. The Republican party is still anti-gay marriage, thus criminalizing non-vaginal sex.

AG Ken Cuccinelli claimed the 2003 SCOTUS Lawerance v. Texas Ruling didn't apply to Virginia because in his words "homosexual acts - are wrong." Thus Cooch could prosecute a man for Sodomy.


Defunding Planned Parenthood at the State and Federal Level, of course Right-Wing Grifters fund raise off of this and steal money from duped conservatives.

Republicans repeated attempts to "repeal" Obamacare, the ACA is partially due to their claims it forces businesses to fund contraception.

And no I didn't ignore your examples. I pointed out that the Cleveland Case is such an extreme situation that rulings from it will most likely not be called upon as precedent in other situations.

Constitutional Insurgent said...

"Any examples of Republicans attempting to criminalize non-vaginal sex?"

The GOP has long been an anti-sodomy stalwart, supporting legislation, and inserting relevant planks into state party platforms.

Danny said...

Banning gay marriage equals Republicans trying to outlaw non-vaginal sex? That's about the weakest argument I've ever seen.

And as long as we're traveling way back in history to cite anti-sodomy laws lets all remember the KKK was organized by angry Democrats who didn't care for off the plantation Negros.

Grung_e_Gene said...


Since you're young and just learned how to read I'll give you a pass for ignoring the very next line which goes over Virginia AG Ken Cucchinelli and Sodomy this year.

But, seriously how ignorant are you? Do you think every gay couple engages in Vaginal Sex?

Here's Phil Gingrey Republican of Alabama speaking on the House floor calling for Strict Gender Roles to be enforced in classrooms:

BTW, peddle the Democrats are the Real Racists over at the Blaze... Fool.