Thursday, July 23, 2009

Obama corrupts America's Pastime (The Perfect Game)

Mark Buehrle (in many ways the mirror image* of Greg Maddux) threw a perfect game for the Chicago White Sox against the strong hitting World Series Tampa Bay Rays. Is Drudge or She Who Shall Not Be Named 2 investigating this? I mean Obama wears a Sox jacket to the All Star Game, makes no effort to hide his partisan loyalities to a mere 3% of the Major League Baseball world and then a White Sox player throws only the 18th perfect game in over 100 years of the sport against a team with as many good hitters as the Rays? Come on.

And to deepen the conspiracy Buehrle was at the All Star game which I understand Obama spent more than an hour attending. No doubt some dastardly arrangement was reached. Obama probably had his ACORN thugs cow Evan Longoria and Ben Zobrist of the Tampa Bay Rays into acquiescence for fear of being held in one of Obama's Islamo-Black Panther Prisons.

*- Like the future Hall of Famer Maddux, Buehrle is a great pitcher who relies on control, location and a variety of pitches, however Buerhle throws left-handed and plays for the White Sox. Throughout history the left handed path is the sign of the devil and the Anti-Christ Obama is a White Sox fan while the White Sox are justy seen as the anti-Cubs and the Cubs are the heavenly team.

Can there be any more clear evidence of Obama's Tyranny and desire to destroy the very core of our Nation?


Joe "Truth 101" Kelly said...

I've been a White Sox fan since 1972. But channeling Michelle Obama, I've never been this proud since reading your post exposing the seaminess of the President's White Sox allegiance. I feel dirty yet somehow righteous and powerful.

Green Eagle said...

The Cubs are the heavenly team.

God sure has done a lot for them over the years, huh?

Now, don't start screaming at me- I grew up in Cleveland. So I know what it is to have God turn his back on you. Baseball-wise anyway.

Grung_e_Gene said...

Green Eagle, The Cubs are the definitive proof that God exists and HE HATES THE CUBS.