The 3 R's of the Republican Party

Racists, Rapists and White Men.

I know Millennials won't get it but Republicans will because the only voting block that is going for Mitt Romney are old pro-rape racist white men raised in the school era of the "3 R's".

"My party is full of racists. And the real reason a considerable portion of my party wants President Obama out of the White House has nothing to do with the content of his character, nothing to do with his competence as commander in chief and president, and everything to do with the color of his skin. And that's despicable." - Colonel Lawerance Wilkerson.

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan have allowed the worst elements (Sarah Palin, John Sununu, Joe Walsh for starters) of the Right to run a campaign of bigotry and racism most Americans had allowed themselves to believe ended long ago. When coupled with Romney's efforts at voter intimidation and suppression he may have a chance to steal the 2012 election. But, for a snag. Republicans hate women. And Rape-publicans can not stay silent about their deep-seated misogyny, Pro-Rape, Anti-Women beliefs.

"Some girls they rape so easy," Wisconsin Republican Richard Rivard, explains a humourous anecdote his father told him.

To the Rape-publican Party an "Honest Rape", a "Forcible Rape", a "Legitimate Rape" only happens when the woman is killed during the rape. Any woman who survives a rape obviously didn't fight, obviously enjoyed it because her lady juices didn't shut down the rapist or she was dressed so immodestly or had joined a profession which is prima facia evidence she gave Tacit approval for her rapists' actions.

Pro-Rapist Richard Mourdock and Todd Akin aren't outliers they are mainstream Right-Wing thought. Vice Presidential nominee Paul Ryan, longtime Iowan Congressman Steve King, at least 12 other Republican Senate Candidates, dozens of Republicans in Congress, Governor Bob "Transvaginal Rape Wand" McDonnell, hundreds of conservative toxic commentators and thousands of conservative voters are Unconditionally Pro-Rape.

Republicans will force women to give birth to babies conceived in Rape and will punish the victim if she gets an abortion.

The Witchfinders are Back. They are ready to begin wholesale inspection of women's privy parts. To cast any immodest women into a lake. They are eagerly awaiting electoral victory in 2012 to emblazon the Malleus Maleficarum into US Law.

There's No Sex in Rick Santorum's Military

There's No Sex in the Champagne Room - Chris Rock

Half of the military's ad campaign is set up to convince the young recruit that he's going to be a bad ass ninja kicking down doors and taking out Osama Bin Laden, except when George W. Bush is stopping US from killing Bin Laden. The other half implicitly states Mila Kunis will attend the Marine Corps Ball with you.

The Totalitarian Right which has been fighting the War on Sex for decades has decided to drop all pretenses they cared about protecting Americans, jobs, the economy or rising debt and refocus on the only thing they do care about, making sure they control when, where and with whom you have sex and punishing dirty, dirty women who have sex outside Right-Wing Authoritarian control.

Of course, Totalitarian Republicans, know as much about real war as they do about fornicating and leading the charge on the Right-Wing War on Sex is Sick Rantorum.

His most recent interview shows the only peek into military life he's done is watching Ronnie Raygun movies:

“I meant exactly what I said,” the former Pennsylvania Dictator said. “When you have men and women together in combat, I think there’s — men have the emotions when you see a woman in harm’s way. I think it’s something that’s natural, that’s very much in our culture to be protective.”

“Some people might listen to that quote and think you meant you were concerned about women being emotional,” NBC's Ann Curry noted.

“Oh, no,” Sick Rantorum replied. “No, the issue is — and certainly one that has been talked about for a long, long time — is how men would react to seeing women in harm’s way, potentially being injured or in a vulnerable position, and not being concerned about accomplishing the mission.”

Now compare Sick Rantorum's "concerns" with a scene from G.I. Jane,

"You know, the Israelis ... they tried women in the 1967 War. Female soldiers. It seems the men couldn't get used to the sight of women blown open and their viscera hanging from tree limbs. Israeli men would linger over wounded females -- often to the detriment of the mission, often endangering their own lives."

Of course, when President Santorum takes over as C-in-C every future military recruit should be aware of his positions, "I would say, any type of sexual activity has absolutely no place in the military."

So yea, no more dates with Mila Kunis or Justin Timberlake for you Jarhead. Ooh-Rah...