Monday, June 15, 2026

Bored of War & Peace 17: Traitor trump Surrenders and the United States lose again


    After agreeing with the bloody war criminals in Israel to attack Iran, Traitor trump has spent the last 100 days not knowing what to do about Iran after the initial bombing (including the unlawful bombing and slaughter of over 100 children in the Shajareh Tayyebeh Elementary School - a war crime which every US media outlet has sought to excuse as always) Donnie Don't Care has relied on his tried-and-true playbook; threaten and troll to get his adversary to throw their hands up and give in.  

This has served him throughout his entire life.  And when it didn't work;  Child Rapist Donnie could always rely on someone else to Deus Ex Machina him out of trouble. 

Unfortunately, in this "excursion", Iran had no reason to surrender nor to negotiate in almost anyway with US.  So since Donnie Dumbass cut off his diplomatic options with his maximalist dumbassery and with no intent to attempt any international coalition to curb Iran, he had to continue to rely on aerial bombing campaigns.  While also engaging in corporate media bullshit of continually claiming a negotiated peace deal was right around the corner, a bullshit lie he officially trotted out 40 times and to which Republicans repeated thousands of times themselves over every media platform their complicit corporate media allies invited them on.

And every time Donnie Don't Care claimed the Pax Trumpublica was at hand the US Media gushed and fawned and declared he was another Pericles or Churchill and this was the greatest maneuver of statesmanship in modern history.

And every time it didn't come to pass, the complicit media simply pretended nothing bad was happening and all was for the best in this best of all worlds. 

Nonetheless, desperate to get some kind of deal so he can claim to have ended the 47 year War with Iran Kiddie Raping Donnie has apparently agreed to give $300 Billion dollars to the Iranian Government.  There's a bunch of other bullshit which is faint imitation of President Obama's masterful JCPOA deal in 2015.  The deal you'll remember a treasonous group of Republican Senators sent a separate official letter to the Iranian government in which they VOWED TO NEVER HONOR THE TREATY whilst every single Republican and right-winger called it SURRENDER AND APPEASEMENT.

If the Iranians were smart they'd make sure all that money was in their hands before agreeing to any deal with a notorious conman and child rapist.  Especially, since Israel is not going to abide by any agreement which limits their ability to wantonly commit war crimes in Lebanon.

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