Travis Kelce's haircut and the conservative counter-balance to Taylor Swift

Republicans have nothing to offer the American people.  Now, this would normally be a detriment to electoral politics but, the Angry White Boomers with their lead damaged brains who vote for Republicans don't care because FUCK YOU I GOT MINE is the whole of their person, the entirety of their being, and the core of the bitter resentment they have towards everyone else in America, and ultimately the reason why they cling to the King of Dementia, Jello-Brained Trump.

Jack Posobiec a Republican in good standing

The Travis Kelce-Taylor Swift romance has utterly broken the brains of Boomers and rightwing propagandists who can not do anything other than seethe and indulge in their Stalker Incel Violent fantasies.

It's quite clear that Rightwingers thought Taylor Swift was going to be their Conservative TradWife Aryan Goddess and her spurning their vile ideology is more than they can handle.

Jack Proboscis recently unveiled "The Taylor Strategy" at one of these traveling rightwing grift circuses,

“We don’t have Taylor Swift on our side,” conceded Posobiec. “But you know who we have? We have Kid Rock. We have Ted Nugent. We have influencers. We have all these people — Jon Voight.”

Pathetic and delusional doesn't even begin to describe this.  First off, I can not allow a Ted Nugent reference to pass without linking back to my own post about Ted Nugent, and Kid Rock of course is a racist rip-off artist who steal and passes off other musicians work as his own, and a senile Faux news Grandpa rounds out Posobiec's trio.

Nips More Manly than Mr. Pfizer

This would be a sad display if it weren't for the fact, serial cheating Posobiec, like all the other Republican Nazi propagandists is pushing the Taylor Swift Psyop in order to get their addled white male Boomer viewers angry. 

That's another round of fragile white rightwing male masculinity which is all about nominative declarations of manhood, as illustrated by Ben Shapiro holding a piece of wood purchased from Home Depot (hence the receipt) in a plastic bag.  Much of the crisis in masculinity, the Corporate Media continues to bemoan and do cursory reporting on can be traced to young men listening to the likes of Ben SShapiro or Jack Posobiec or Bennie Johnson or any of the other rightwing male lowlifes who continue to try and brainwash them with the repetition of Republicans lies.

On the other hand, Travis Kelce doesn't cause the same level of senile pants shitting fear in Boomers that Taylor Swift does but, really, really, really, frightens and angers contemporary white male rightwing cohorts in his age group.  They call him Mr. Pfizer dur-hur-hur and expect him to keel over any day now from the Covid Vaccine.  Instead, Kelce is close to being the all-time leading receiver in Playoff history, surpassing the G.O.A.T. Jerry Rice.

Now, Jerry Rice played in the 1980's and 1990's before it was a QB and passing dominant league and his numbers like Dan Marino's 1984 season and other career marks perhaps stand above the modern game depending on your analysis but, Kelce's achievements are on par with the upper echelon Top Ten pass catchers in NFL history. 

But, this season as Kelce and Taylor Swift's relationship became known to a greater audience, it brought reporting from various media outlets who normally don't cover Sportsball.  Enter the FNYT with their report young men are entering barber shops asking for the "Travis Kelce" haircut.  and likening the "buzz" to the Jennifer Aniston bob cut in the 1990's Friends.

Kelce was having none of it and pointed out it's just a taper fade and chided reporters with throwing him under the bus for popularizing the haircut during Black History Month.  Of course, besides it's on-going popularity in the black community if the FNYT had ever decided to speak to a Veteran instead of seeking out angry senile white boomers in rural diners they may have explained to them that the taper fade haircut is a weekly requirement when CONUS and stemmed from WW2 era haircuts...

The reason Republicans are worried is because young people don't trust them, they don't trust these doughy, weak grip, 30 year old boys Stanning for senile Jello-brained Rapist Trump.  These young women listen Taylor Swift and if she trusts Travis Kelce and his shirtless drunk brother then they will trust them too.