R. Limbaugh can't get it Up anymore

Mitt Romney's Cave-Troll

Flush Rush. Limbaugh is having problems getting his advertising back up. So Limpballs has pivoted to a new phase, proclaiming the Liberal Drive-by Media doesn't understand how advertising works and declaring his listenership is still at an all-time high.

Before laughing at the bloated turd, what is disgustingly obvious is R. Limpballs clearly gets off on insulting women and then having everyone talk about him insulting women. It's apparently the only way he can feel manly.

He's scum and he's been an impotent bag of smushed fat for decades.

His commentary, since his attacks on Sandra Fluke, clearly show he hates strong women and that he is unburdened by conscience, as he's attacked and lied about children, traumatized soldiers, and epilepsy suffers throughout his career.

But, Limpballs has a special hatred for individualism and strong women. Limbaugh's world is one which seeks to abuse, browbeat, diminsh and subjugate strong independent women. Limpballs doesn't want individuals he wants "ditto heads".

And everytime Limpballs would use his broadcast empire to lob some vile insult at a child he got satisfaction upon hearing his "ditto heads" and right-wing bloggers rush to his defense.

Degrading women and those weaker than he and having his asshole listeners defend him provided Limpballs the only thrill powerful enough to excite his desiccated "man-hood". Limpy is no longer quickened by oxycontin or by rubbing himself on 10-year old Dominican Boys.

Of course, the key important revelation in all of this, is that R. Limbaugh is owned and paid for by Mitt Romney,

Of course, by now most everyone is aware that Bain Capital - where Romney made hundreds of millions of dollars and from which he still receives millions - is co-owner of the company, Clear Channel, that pays Limbaugh his reported salary of $400 million dollars over eight years. Limbaugh even acknowledged this on his program, according to the conservative website "Daily Caller":

"I guess it's time for some full disclosure here," Limbaugh said Tuesday. "Bain Capital is one of - how do I phrase this? My former syndication partner was Clear Channel Communications. Clear Channel Communications was taken over, bought out by Bain Capital and another private equity firm."

In the same article, "The Daily Caller" also noted that "Limbaugh disclosed his ties to Bain before defending Romney against the attacks coming from former House Speaker Newt Gingrich."

The website "Celebrity Networth" writes that "Rush broadcasts his show from a $26 million ocean front home in West Palm Beach, which has 7 bedrooms, 12 bathrooms and an elevator. He also owns a penthouse condo on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan."  The site estimates Limbaugh's net worth at $300 million.

Quite the cozy 1 percent relationship between Romney and Limbaugh, isn't it?

Quotations from "Game Change" can be found on page 284 of the hardcover edition.

The unthinking nature of his ditto heads, as they Stand with Rush, means he's going to keep his listeners. But, we have a chance to make the Westboro Baptist Hate Church the only type who would advertise on his vile show. And when Bain Capital sees that no money is flowing into their Vulture coffers as they shell out $50 million to Limpy... He's vulnerable, "my friends"...

Maybe, just maybe we can squash this giant noisome turd. And while it's disgusting to be coated in his shit we need to keep the pressure on. Ask your local radio stations why they carry this bloated parasite. Tell the Pentagon to stop supporting this welfare queen on our Government owned AFRTS. Continue to send tweets, emails, and on-line petitions to any company which affiliates with Limbaugh. We can Flush Rush and maybe Limpballs will have the courtesy to go full Breitbart on us.