The more Americans see of Casey and Ron DeSantis the Less they Like! But, like Covid he won't go away

Wibble Wobble Bibble Bobble

Old wibble-wobble head DeSantis is still trying to capture the Republican nomination despite several severe drawbacks, the most glaring is the more Americans see of Ron DeSantis the less they like.

Ron DeSantis is maybe 5'9' tall, so it seems odd for bibble-bobble DeSantis to make himself look taller by wearing 3 inch lifts in his brand spanking new alligator boots since this would offer up more of himself for people to dislike.

But, far worse than his short stature is bibble-bobble DeSantis's incoherence about vaccines and his insistence on lying about Covid in the faint hope of sparking some life into his campaign while his demented lies literally kill his erstwhile supporters.

“Now, every booster you take, you’re more likely to get COVID as a result of it.”  

This is such a vile statement the best you could say about Ron DeathSantis is he's shamefully saying it to get MAGA support for his dead campaign.  And if you dare to read the comment sections of any rightwing  agitprop organization (Reason), then you will be exposed to the insane hatred and lies about myocarditis and ruining your "natural immunity" that will make you understand why DeSantis will play footsie with these Covid lies.

And they will help you understand why the Corporate Media is still STILL trying to make DeSantis Happen.    

Now, certainly the Media would love nothing more than to elevate Nikki Halley to Republican nominee but they know the Magat Horde yearns to have Jello-Brain Herpes Hands Trump back in office.  But, regardless of whom the nominee is the Medias job is to help elect Republicans and to that end they will do whatever it takes. 

Unfortunately, Ron DeSantis is such an unlikeable uncouth asshole, other unlikeable uncouth assholes want nothing to do with him.

In an excerpt from his forthcoming book The Fall: The End of Fox News and the Murdoch Dynasty, which was published in New York, Michael Wolff reports that Tucker Carlson invited DeSantis to lunch at his home in Florida in spring 2023 to see if he could back Rupert Murdoch’s preferred candidate. DeSantis wound up alienating Carlson and his wife, Susie, by behaving boorishly and pushing — or possibly even kicking — their beloved dog:

High Heels
not allowed
In the Navy

A common trope in TV and Movies is that dogs have a preternatural sense of who is a good guy and who is a bad guy [Evil-Detecting Dog].  This was famously illustrated in The Terminator, but continues to this day.  Now... sometimes reality imitates Art.  Trump is hated by dogs and other animals, whereas good ole President Joe loves dogs.  DeSantis kicking a dog is emblematic of how he's treated people throughout his rise.

Remember Ron DeSantis stood up an Election Integrity State Police unit to harass and arrest blacks in Florida for "Voter Fraud"so it's ironically grotesque his vile little troll wife Casey just encouraged Republicans to commit Voter Fraud in the Iowa Caucuses.  Casey DeSantis is apparently is as mean a little vindictive shit as Ron.  It's also hilarious to see vile troll Casey stand next to vile shit Ron and realize they are the same height

Of course, it wouldn't be proper for me to talk about DeSantis without mentioning his Bronze Star award, that is a Bronze Star without the V Device.  Which means Ron didn't earn it for "valorous" action or conduct but was awarded it for paper work.  There is a class of Officers who base their prospects and look to set up their future endeavors by having a large salad stack on their dress uniforms.  

These Officers know how to ingratiate themselves into their higher-ups and also know how to craft a decoration request for themselves to make it look like they did something.  DeSantis did not.  DeSantis is real, real, real close to a Stolen Valor chump.  This is why he never talks about his time as a JAG as he knows if he starts boasting about his GWoT exploits it'll open him up to criticism and critique and since he did nothing of note expect paperwork to justify torture at Guantanomo.

Of course, the lessons DeSantis has learned from his time at GITMO andin the Navy he's brought to his career in Florida and what he wishes to inflict on the American people.

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The best thing about DeSantis is his pathetic campaign is subjecting him to daily humiliation.

The Stupid Gnosticism of Joe Rogan

And I know an eighteenth charm, and that charm is the greatest of all, and that charm I can tell to no man, for a secret that no one knows but you is the most powerful secret there can ever be. "Odin", American Gods (2001) (adapted from the Old Norse poems Hávamál)

Third Eye Blind 

There is a subset of righting on-line blabbermouths, e.g. Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, Bari Weiss, Dave Rubin, Jack Posobiec, Tim Pool, Paul Joseph Watson, Gavin McInnes, Steve Crowder, and others who pretend to be the possessors of secret knowledge.  Their entire paradigm is they are sharing secrets too difficult, too mind-blowing, too powerful for the Soy Boy Woke Left to handle. 

Stupid Gnosticism. 

The current collator and propagator of Stupid Gnosticism is Meathead Joe Rogan.  He's really digging in on misinformation and lies about Covid.  Again he's not as smart or interesting as he and his fans claim he is.  Instead he's high on his own supply.  Rogan is convinced of his own brilliance.  Everyone else is just behind the curve but, he's too controversial!  What you call misinformation Joe Rogan calls future wisdom!

But, it's an inflationary model... once you share a secret its power is lost. So rightwing internet troglodytes have to keep ramping up the secrets and keep ramping up the conspiracy that is keeping those secrets from you!

Ivermectin! Bilderburg! Illuminati! Qanon! And up and and up and up, until you end up at Alex Jones Lizard people territory.