Qelon Musk and Dave NIMBY Chapelle walk into a club

Let's sprinkle some crack on him and 
get out of here.

On Sunday night, Dave Chapelle invited Qelon Musk onto the comedy stage at the Chase Center in San Francisco.  Musk however has all the comedy skills and instincts of a rightwing asshole, i.e. none.

“Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for the richest man in the world,” Chapelle declared and the crowd booed.  Musk flopped around stage and the booing and jeering increased.

Chapelle tried to come to Musk's rescue but, when that didn't abate the booing Chapelle engaged in pissing on his fans for being poor,
“All these people that are booing, I’m just pointing out the obvious — they have terrible seats in the stadium.”

That's right fuck the poor.  Dave Chapelle is little more than a Rich guy who identifies with other Rich people and doesn't care to hear complaints from lessers.  Young Dave from Killin' Them Softly would satirize rich gravely voice buff Dave.  And there have been numerous telling signs about Chapelle's descent into direct opposition of his younger self.  From extremely vile and repeated anti-Trans rhetoric to his best MAGA impression by threatening the Village Council of Yellow Springs with economic retaliation if they dared to approve a proposed residential development which would have included affordable housing.

Science Jokes

"This bizarre incident has given them their Yuri..." - Kevin Costner's, No Way Out

Guess what else is a joke? "Climate-Gate".

According to the AP the stolen University of East Anglia emails do not purport to show Wild-eyed Lying Scientists concocting a Great Big Conspiracy to create Climate change.

The 1,073 e-mails examined by the AP show that scientists harbored private doubts, however slight and fleeting, even as they told the world they were certain about climate change. However, the exchanges don't undercut the vast body of evidence showing the world is warming because of man-made greenhouse gas emissions.

But, the Fox News led Terrorists on the Right and the Anti-Human, Anti-Science, Anti-Education Republicans don't care they have a staggering supposed controversy (their Yuri...) which even when debunked and repeatedly shown to be a lie will only serve to strengthen the resolve of the nose-breathing teabaggers who hate humanity and have been conditioned by the Republican Party to hate science and learning...

And yes I am aware that in the film No Way Out, Costner is, in fact, a Soviet Agent (just like Orly Taitz) thus leading to the possible conclusion that Global Warming is not true. Which is a possibility, I am not 100% certain that Man-made Climate Change is occurring, and am willing to look at evidence to the contrary, unlike the conservatives, their Republican fondlers and the Right Wing Terrorists. They have absolute certainty their positions concerning every issue are infallible. And because they start out with their conclusions they engage in thievery, deception and blatant intellectual dishonesty in order to ensure the "evidence" they acquire conforms to their preconceived ignorance.

And what I do know is that the Bush/Cheney Regime allowed companies to flout pollution laws because violently stupid Republicans like Michele Bachmann believe the planet to have been saved already and that the earth and it's inhabitants exist for the sole purpose of providing the Republican Party with money and luxury...

Shatner's Moxie

I've always enjoyed Conan O'Brien's comedy. He has a nimble wit with which he comes up with some very funny bits: In the Year 2000, Grrr I'm your Bear, Staring Contest are three very memorable skits which highlight Conan's ability.

What Conan does not possess is the gift of delivery. But, hell half a gift at comedy is still quite laudable.

So, with Sarah Hot and Palin combusting at Warp Speed, Conan shrewdly enlisted the spoken word talents of Mr. Bill Shatner to highlight the incredible moronic buffoonery of the Once and Future Mrs. President Palin.