Bored of War & Peace 18: Traitor trump’s Memorandum of Understanding that the US is surrendering to Iran at Versailles

“Our surrender is signed.
I signed our surrender in Versailles.
Just signed our surrender.”

"Qatar is the closest to Iran, physically. With other countries, I noticed they had to travel about 45 minutes to get there. With you, you could walk right across the border."

There's no land border between Iran and Qatar. They're separated by the Persian Gulf.  But, at this point Donnie Don't Care was so bored and so frustrated with Iran he was willing to take any "deal", claim his "victory", and walk away.

Donnie Dumbass started an "excursion" against Iran and lost.  That's the headline.  That's the unescapable historical conclusion.  That's the result of his ignorant ass being negged into bombing Iran in conjunction with Israel War Criminals and having absolutely no plan, no diplomatic ability, and no other idea than to threaten more bombings.

This was a total strategic defeat for the United States capped off by Dumbass Donnie signing the surrender document at Versailles while French President Emmanuel Macron smirked and laughed at trump's boorish and obvious ignorance.

But, don't expect the US mainstream media to cover the reality of the fiasco in Iran in anyway other than Glorious Donald did it Again!  Another War Won!  Another War Stopped!  Statesmanship like you've never seen before!!!

Certainly, independent journalists like Greg Sargent at The New Republic or Heather Digby Parton at Salon and elsewhere will accurately describe this debacle of a embarrassing failure but, the corporate media is going to rush to defend Donnie and obscure the details and rush to move onto Traitor trump's next astounding victory. 

Obviously, Traitor trump himself will claim and is already claiming repeatedly he won an enormous unheard-of victory and did something no one else could have done and is the greatest President, certainly had the greatest year and a half, of anyone in the history of Presidents and the Republicans will all nod along and clap and continue clapping harder and harder in a grotesque simulacrum of a Stalinist speech.

Plus, Traitor trump got to call President Obama, a "stupid son of a bitch" and claim the Iranians said it.  Don't ask who; you wouldn't know them.  Just like everything else Traitor trump and his treasonous cabal of criminal co-conspirators claimed all along with Iran, just Trust Us Bro! 

But, the US corporate media loves trump and wants him and the Republican fascist agenda to succeed.  I will never forget and never forgive them for enthusiastically adopting Traitor trump's lies and bullshit about President Biden ending the shameful 20 year occupation of Afghanistan.

The US corporate media torpedoed Joe repeatedly and vowed to destroy his Presidency and his chances at a second term in office for him ending the occupation of Afghanistan.  Not once and not repeatedly did these same media personalities write anything about Traitor trump's unlawful military action with Iran, nor it's conduct, nor it's shameful conclusion, and Donnie's total and utter surrender.  What did Donnie's "excursion" accomplish?  He killed an elderly ruler, he murdered some school children, he hardened the Iranian regime's control and resolve.

And as always in the coming years, when the United States reaps the whirlwind for it's actions, Republicans and their media allies will simply ignore what they've sown and blame a Democratic President or Democratic Congressmen and Senators for their Republican perfidy.

So... what's next?

I think trump, Just Despicable Vance, the trump spawn, and other Republicans are going to start another vile push to steal or force the UN to give Donnie Greenland.  While Marco Rubio and Lindsey Graham push for an invasion of Cuba.  Of course, Hegseth will continue to blow up fishermen in the Caribbean Sea, Pacific Ocean, and elsewhere.  But, no doubt as gas prices begin to drop, conservatives will claim Iran was a complete success for Traitor trump ha ha ha ha suck it libtards.