Happy Birthday Donnie The Dumbfather. Most people don't know it has a B.

Barely Ambulatory

"I don't think about Americans' financial situation, I don't think about anybody." - Donnie Don't Care doesn't and never did give a shit about anyone but himself, with the sole exception of his daughter Ivanka when he used to molest her as a child.  

However, Donnie Dum(B)ass does love something else apparently, "You know what I really love? I love the inflation!  You know why?  I can say it now, you know we've been taking out millions of barrels of oil from Iran."

It should have been obvious from demented Donnie's previous statements that stealing oil from Iran (and Venezuela) was his primary mover.  After all Traitor trump's biggest complaint about the Iraq War wasn't the lies, false pretenses, or even post hoc Nation-building bullshit; no it was that the United States didn't steal every last drop of "liquid gold".

What did this stupid attack on Iran accomplish?  It sure would be nice if the corporate media would talk about how pathetic, counter-productive and down right idiotic this "War" was and could be again!  Because guess what?  The current flimsy MOU is not in anyway a "Peace Deal" or even a "ceasefire" but merely a plan to negotiate further and even more pathetically it could be scuttled by Israel at any moment and, in fact, Israeli officials have stated as much,

“Israel is not subordinate to the United States. We are an independent and sovereign country.  We are not partners to this agreement, which does not safeguard our security. We must not withdraw from any territory [in Lebanon] that our fighters have captured.” - National Security Minister Ben Gvir.

Remember!
It's not flag desecration
when a fat slimy UFC 
fighter wears it as a
bandana because he called
Michelle Obama a Man

Of course, U.S. media is eager to give Traitor trump a big win but, Donnie don't care because he was "busy" enjoying his birthday bash, gladiators, motocross, BudLight, and the Military laid out before him.

There is only so much Republican lies and garbage one can listen to especially Traitor trump's stupid voice and non-stop stream of total bullshit.  But, I never expected the American Establishment and so-called 4th Estate to simply pretend the stark reality of what's staring at them in the face isn't happening.

The United States as you remember it from just a few years ago is long gone.  And it's not coming back.  

Republicans hate America.  The goal of the Republican Party, their Billionaire backers, and their complicit corporate media allies is to bring America back to its' founding roots;  a return to a Plantation based society;  that is the crux of Make America Great Again.  Republicans seek nothing less than to re-institute slavery and re-create the Oligarchy of the Founding Fathers.

I've postulated before what the rich of this Nation yearn for is a United States modeled after the Holy Roman Empire.  One in which the President is chosen by a select few and the assets, land, wealth of the land is owned and exploited by the very few while the majority of Americans toil away in feudal serfdom and immigrants are treated little better than slaves.

And the kicker is white people have convinced themselves they won't be the slaves.  Traitor trump isn't the cause of all this, he's just the bombastic boisterous showman who entertains the masses of white people and Billionaires are more than willing to let him loot the U.S. Treasury and start any number of worldwide conflagrations because in the end Republicans will help their Billionaire owners usher in an end to the American dream and reduce Americans into penury and perpetual wage slavery. 

Bored of War & Peace 17: Traitor trump Surrenders and the United States lose again

    After agreeing with the bloody war criminals in Israel to attack Iran, Traitor trump has spent the last 100 days not knowing what to do about Iran after the initial bombing (including the unlawful bombing and slaughter of over 100 children in the Shajareh Tayyebeh Elementary School - a war crime which every US media outlet has sought to excuse as always) Donnie Don't Care has relied on his tried-and-true playbook; threaten and troll to get his adversary to throw their hands up and give in.  

This has served him throughout his entire life.  And when it didn't work;  Child Rapist Donnie could always rely on someone else to Deus Ex Machina him out of trouble. 

Unfortunately, in this "excursion", Iran had no reason to surrender nor to negotiate in almost anyway with US.  So since Donnie Dumbass cut off his diplomatic options with his maximalist dumbassery and with no intent to attempt any international coalition to curb Iran, he had to continue to rely on aerial bombing campaigns.  While also engaging in corporate media bullshit of continually claiming a negotiated peace deal was right around the corner, a bullshit lie he officially trotted out 40 times and to which Republicans repeated thousands of times themselves over every media platform their complicit corporate media allies invited them on.

And every time Donnie Don't Care claimed the Pax Trumpublica was at hand the US Media gushed and fawned and declared he was another Pericles or Churchill and this was the greatest maneuver of statesmanship in modern history.

And every time it didn't come to pass, the complicit media simply pretended nothing bad was happening and all was for the best in this best of all worlds. 

Nonetheless, desperate to get some kind of deal so he can claim to have ended the 47 year War with Iran Kiddie Raping Donnie has apparently agreed to give $300 Billion dollars to the Iranian Government.  There's a bunch of other bullshit which is faint imitation of President Obama's masterful JCPOA deal in 2015.  The deal you'll remember a treasonous group of 47 Republican Senators sent a separate official letter to the Iranian government in which they VOWED TO NEVER HONOR THE TREATY whilst every single Republican and right-winger called it SURRENDER AND APPEASEMENT.

If the Iranians were smart they'd make sure all that money was in their hands before agreeing to any deal with a notorious conman and child rapist.  Especially, since Israel is not going to abide by any agreement which limits their ability to wantonly commit war crimes in Lebanon.

Bored of War & Peace 16: Desperate Donnie's Desire to Surrender to Iran Unconditionally to get another "Win"

At least Donnie Dumbass didn't beg
Israel and Iran to stop to make him look good

May we never see another War! for in my Opinion there never was a good War, or a bad Peace. - Ben Franklin to Josiah Quincy Sr (Sept. 11, 1783)

So, before Traitor trump declared Iran "attacked" and shot down an Apache Helicopter necessitating a U.S. Military response (of some sort), Donnie Don't Care was busy claiming, yet again, Peace Negotiations are going great and a Ceasefire Deal is, yet again, right around the corner.

Now, this is pure bullshit but it wouldn't be so galling if the U.S. corporate press didn't breathlessly and uncritically regurgitate PEACE IS AT HAND! and hail Donnie's truth social burps in-between his naps as god-tier level statesmanship every time he does it.

Ever since, Bloody Bibi negged Traitor trump into a joint Israeli-U.S. illegal war, CNN counted the number of times he's claimed Iran is defeated, ready to deal, and a ceasefire is right around the corner;

Including the period before the ceasefire, he’s done it at least 38 times. That’s the number of times he’s said directly — in social media posts, public appearances and phone calls with the media — that a deal was nigh or claimed Iran was desperate to cut one. 

The United States is controlled by an emotionally dysregulated child rapist and his cabal of criminal co-conspirators, most of whom are drunk all day long.

Obviously the worst thing about the Traitor trump administration is the wanton and cruel murders they committed abroad and at home.

But, these things would never have been possible without a wholly compromised Republican Party and a completely complicit and compliant U.S. corporate media.

We are now over 100 days of this stupid, illegal, immoral and unnecessary war.  Yet, I continue to not see major media calling this a boondoggle or a quagmire or a failure or any of the appellations they were so eager, so ready, and so giddy to slag President Biden with for ending the useless 20 years of war and occupation of Afghanistan,

“So, people don’t like it when you say, ‘Oh, do you know you’ve lost 13.’ We’ve lost, in two major wars — we took over Venezuela, we essentially took over Iran — and we’ve lost, so far, 13 people. Somebody else would’ve lost 100,000 people, OK?  But I get a kick when I look at somebody on television, ’He’s lost 13 people. I lost 13 people. They lost 13 people leaving an airport. Obama. Thirteen very good people that I got to know their families.”

Hahaha American deaths under Traitor trump give him a "kick" and thanks Media allies for not covering my disastrous Afghan policy and putting the blame onto Obama or Biden!  Who knows!  Who cares!  Blaming the Democrats for Republican perfidy is the American Way!  The way the corporate media aided Traitor trump in pushing the lies and slander around the Afghanistan withdrawal highlighted a fundamental truth about the state of journalism in the United States;  most media people love trump and want him to win and be successful in the Republican Party's bid to overthrow the Democratic Republic and replace it with the nascent Fascist Neo-Confederate regime we are ruled by today, those who don't love him are either willing to pretend this isn't happening because it would mean admitting their complicity or powerlessness or are going along because their billionaire owners demand it.

As a for instance; the legal timetable for the War Power Resolution of 1973 came... and simply went...  And all Squeaker of the House Porno Mike could muster was, 

“We are not at war.”

Can't have a War Resolution Act vote because we're not at War as the Republicans know their voting base doesn't care what Trump does as long as he's #OwningTheLibs.

The U.S. media nodded sagely and said, "Okay.  Well that's that then.  Good enough for us" and have not asked another question about the constitutionality of Traitor trump's illegal overseas military actions.

It's the same way dozing Donnie falls asleep at every important cabinet meeting and appears every other day with giant ugly bruising all over his hands and the corporate media who couldn't help but write multiple columns every day about HRC being on death's door or President Joe Biden is old, simply don't care to even ask a single question about trump's health.

So, every time Child Rapist Donnie makes some barely intelligible comment about the War being Over, and the markets react, someone with inside knowledge in the Traitor trump White House makes a financial killing using their access to insider trading.

ART OF THE DEAL!!!

Trump Snooze, Knicks Lose, New York Boos

Go ahead Mock Me!  Laugh!!!  One day I will laugh at you...  

NEW YORK — In the middle of the national anthem, moments before the first NBA Finals game at Madison Square Garden in 27 years, President Donald J. Trump stood at attention in his suite, surrounded by bulletproof glass, and was roundly booed by his fellow New Yorkers as he was shown on the overhanging video board.        

Donnie Don't Care loves going to high profile New York events to demonstrate his dominance.  Traitor trump's entire life is one of grievance and resentment at the people of New York and the elite class who treated him for decades like their gauche uncouth scummy slumlord he is.

Well, now they can't ignore him.  Now they can't deny him entry.  Now they have move out of his way.  Now they have to bow and scrape for him.  And if they don't?  Well he's President with a massive rightwing propaganda machine and a compliant and complicit corporate media behind him;

Asked later by a reporter what he thought of the reception he got from Knicks fans, Trump said, “I thought great. I mean, I thought it was amazing, actually. You mean when they have the camera on me?”

“It was I think uh mostly cheers. It was uh loud, and yeah it was very enthusiastic,” he said.

Donald J trump is a giant loser who tired of being treated like a loser launched the most successful political career in American politics.  Certainly, in post WW2 American politics.  But, he's only been able to look further because he stood on the shoulders of giant Republican bigots, traitors, thieves, racists, and criminals who came before him and spent the last 50 years since Nixon was forced to resign determining they would never put the Nation ahead of their Party ever again.

Additional:

"If you grew up in New York, you knew he was an asshole and a liar from day one.  He is a con man, he is a narcissist, and he is a psychopath, if you ask me." -  Rosie O'Donnell states what every New Yorker always knew about Traitor trump.